Super Mario BROTHERS 64

Started by Dave Phaneuf

Course 14: Tick Tock Clock

Star 5: Timed Jumps on the Moving Bars

By Mario64

Mario: You're lucky that you won my pasta for getting Star 2.

Luigi: Can I go for the next Star?

Mario: Sure. If you can manage it, I'll give you my red hot lava salsa!

Luigi: What kind of salsa is it?

Mario: I made it with 100 percent japapeno peppers and I added hot sauce, chilly, flames, lava, and tomato sauce. My spoon burned to ashes when I tried it!

Luigi: Ok, I'll attempt it!

Luigi enters the clock at 12:00.

Luigi: Where are the moving bars?

Bob-omb: Where the yellow Star is!

Luigi passes the pendulum. Meanwhile, Mario enters the clock at 12:00.

Mario: Burning time!

Mario spills some of his sauce accidentally and burns the mesh to flames!

Bob-omb: FIRE!!!

Luigi continues until he gets to the Heave-Ho.

Heave-Ho: You will be lifted this time!

Heave-Ho picks up Luigi and flings him. With luck he lands near the moving bars (which aren't actually moving now).

Luigi: Yes!

Luigi jumps on the bars and gets the Star.

Luigi: Here we go!

Mario and Luigi are both teleported outside the clock, and the Bob-ombs put out the fire.

Mario: Congratulations! You win my salsa! It's not to eat!

Luigi: Why?

Mario: It's HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

Luigi takes a bite of the salsa.

Luigi: HHHHHOOOOOTTTT!!! FIRE!!! HELPP!!! #$#$%#$%%^@#$!!!

Luigi goes outside where the water is and drinks the water.

Luigi: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Mario:You see? It's not to eat! It's to burn stuff!

Mario gives Luigi the salsa and Luigi burns the grate over the cannon. Luigi shoots to the castle roof and gets three 1-Ups and a Wing Cap! Mario regrates the cannon.

Mario: Be careful how you handle that salsa!

Luigi: Ok!

Luigi's Wing Cap wears off.

Mario: On to the red coin Star!

Luigi: Yeah!

Luigi saves his salsa for later.
 

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