Super Mario BROTHERS 64

Started by Dave Phaneuf

Course 9: Dire, Dire Docks

Star 7: 100 Coins

By Mario64

Mario and Luigi enter the "water" for the last time.

Luigi: There are only 106 coins!

Mario: It's like every water level has a number of coins close to 100...

Luigi: Let's-a go!

Mario gets the eight red coins for 16 coins.

Luigi gets the 24 coins in rings.

Mario gets the 6 blue coins, making it 46.

Luigi turns metal and gets the five coins near the black hole, making 29.

Mario gets 4 coins on the ocean floor, making it 50!

Luigi gets the other 4, making 33.

Then he gets the 5 coins on the rock wall, making 38.

He then gets the line of coins near the whirlpool, making 43.

Mario gets 7 of the 13 remaining coins. and the Star appears!

Luigi: It's my Star and you're not stopping me!

Mario: You lit my butt when we got the Star in the jet stream, and now you'll pay!

Mario throws Luigi into the black hole so hard that the water pressure doesn't affect him!

Luigi: MARIO, I WILL GET YOU FOR THROWING ME INTO THE BLACK HOLE!

Luigi then ends up outside the castle.

Luigi: Great! Now I have to go all the way back to the basement!

Mario gets the Star and does the Star Dance underwater!

Mario: Here we go!

Suddenly...

Mario: BLUB BLUB BLUB!

Bowser: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Luigi: Hi, Mario!

Mario grabs Luigi, takes him outside, and throws him to the tip of the castle.

Luigi: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWW!!!

Mario: That will teach you to light my butt!

Luigi: Hey, I'm on the roof! yay!

Luigi falls off the roof and dies!

Luigi: #%#$%^$#%@#!

Bowser: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Mario: Let's just go upstairs to Snowman's Land!

Luigi: Ok.
 

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