Super Mario BROTHERS 64

Started by Dave Phaneuf

Course 5: Big Boo's Haunt

Star 3: Secret of the Haunted Books

By Dave Phaneuf

Mario and Luigi show up again outside of the Haunt.

Luigi: Mario! Did we have to go here AGAIN?!

Mario: This place is fun!

Luigi: Easy for you to say! You wern't the one being chased by all those wierd thingies!

Mario: Being chased by what?

Luigi: I rest my case...

Mario: Let's go!

Luigi: Well, let's get it over with.

Mario: We'll both go into the mansion.

Luigi: Good!

A spider approaches.

Luigi: Yikes!

Luigi runs inside. Mario picks up the spider.

Mario: What's so bad about this?

The spider pokes Mario in the eye.

Mario: YEOW!!! THAT HURT YOU STUPID SPIDER!!!

Spider: *snicker*

Mario: OH! You think it's funny, don't ya?! WELL SEE IF THIS IS FUNNY!!!

Mario spins the spider around and around and tosses it about a mile high.

Mario: Take that! Stupid spider.

Mario goes inside, only to see Luigi running from two Boos.

Luigi: HELP!!!

Mario: Oh brother...

Mario jumps in and pounds both ghosts.

Mario: There! Happy?

Luigi: Not really, no.

Mario: ...

Luigi: Well, where should we go?

Mario: Let's go upstairs.

Luigi: Ok.

They do so and turn left.

Luigi: I say the last door.

Mario: I say the one before it.

Luigi: Yes, oh fearless leader...

They enter. And before them is a hallway with books on each side.

Luigi: Oh no way! Notta doin'!

Luigi tries to run back out but Mario stops him.

Mario: Let's proceed, shall we?

Luigi: But those books are evil!

Mario: In this place, what isn't, hmm?

Luigi: Well there's... Good point.

Mario: Good! You first.

Luigi: But...

Mario is seen stamping his foot.

Luigi: Ok ok. I'll go.

Luigi slowly goes forward, hoping nothing will happen. But as soon as he steps in a book shoots out of one of the shelves and bonks him on the head.

Luigi: Ouch!

Luigi then starts running to the end of the hallway, getting hit by three more books in the process. He finally makes it to the end.

Luigi: Stupid books!!!

Mario: My turn.

Mario runs through without getting hit.

Luigi: *grumble*

Mario: Yay! We made it!

Luigi: Not quite.

Mario: Huh?

Luigi: There's another hallway.

Mario: Oh brother. You first.

Luigi: But I went-

Mario pushes Luigi into the second hallway.

Luigi: Hey!

Mario: *snicker*

Luigi: Why you...

Books start to pop out.

Luigi: Yikes! Whoa! Help!

Luigi dodges books all the way to the end.

Luigi: Woohoo! I didn't get hit! Huh? Hey! Where do I go from here?! It's a dead end!

Mario: Try to look for something suspicious!

Luigi: Ok! Huh? There's three books not pushed all the way in.

Mario: Well, push 'em in, will ya?

Luigi: Fine. I'll try the one on my left.

Luigi get's a shock.

Luigi: Y-y-e-e-o-o-o-w-w-w!!!

The book comes back out.

Mario: Oh brother. This could take a while.

Luigi: Stupid books! I'l try this one then.

Luigi pushes the book on his right, but...

Luigi: Y-y-e-e-o-o-o-w-w-w!!!

Mario: Wake me when it's over. Zzz...

Mario goes to sleep.

Luigi: Well then the first one must be the one in the middle.

Luigi pushes the middle one, and there is no shock.

Luigi: Then, um... this one.

Luigi pushes the book on his left...

Luigi: Y-e-e-o-o-u-u-w-w-c-c-h-h!!!

All three books come back out.

Luigi: Oie... Well there's only one order now.

Luigi pushes the middle book, then the right book, and lastly the left book.

Luigi: There! Finally that's done! Now to get Mari- Huh?

The wall starts to move to the left, revealing the rest of the hallway and a door at the end. Mario wakes up hearing this.

Mario: Huh? What? Oh look at that! It's the end of the hallway!

Mario and Luigi run to the end of the hallway and open the door. In the other room is a Power Star.

Luigi: Hey there it is! It's mine!

Luigi claims the Star. Then he does the Star Dance.

Luigi: Here we go!

Mario: Onto the next Star!
 

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