Mario and Luigi make it to Bowser.
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Again. They jump into the little chimney
and land on the ground, surrounded by molten lava..
Luigi: FIIIIIRRRRREEEE!!!
Luigi jumps onto Mario, causing him to fall.
Mario: Get a grip, Luigi!!! Little brothers...
Luigi gets up and looks at his surroundings.
Luigi: Hmm.... If molten lava is surrounding this platform, how come it isn't melting?
And on these words, the gray platform begins to sink.
Mario and Luigi: AAAAAAH!!! RUN!!!
They run across the ramp and jump on the blue elevator thing on the lava.
Mario: LUIGI! NEVER QUESTION VIDEOGAME PHYSICS AGAIN!
Luigi: Sorry.
The blue elevator thing begins to sink a little.
Mario: Luigi!!!
Luigi: I didn't say anything, honest!
They both jump onto the conveniently-placed ledge; Mario goes crazy and runs for the 1-Up mushroom at light speed. The blue elevator is coming onto the other side of the ledge. Luigi jumps while Mario runs from the other side of the ledge and jumps on ther blue elevator. It begins to sink all the way into the lava. Mario, thinking the same thing that happened last time would happen again, stays on the elevator. Meanwhile, Luigi jumps on the conveniently-placed platforms on the side of the elevator.
Mario: WAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
He yells as his butt burns him onto the platform at the side. Luigi laughs at him. Mario gets the coins on the two platforms, restoring his missing two health points. They jump on the elevator and it reaches its final stop. The Mario Brothers jump off it and continue. They jump another ramp and land on a blue platform, which begins to sink. The Bros. move to the tip-top of each blue ledge when it sinks, and when it rises they continue.
They meet a Bully.
Bully: Give me your lunch coins!!!
Mario: No!
Bully: TRAITOOOORRRRR!!!
He yells, and bumps Mario into the blue platform; it is sinking.
Mario: WAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
He yells as his butt burns him back onto the platform. Luigi picks up the Bully while he is distracted, and throws him in the lava. They reach an octogon platform with three Goombas. Mario and Luigi punch them into the lava. Mario gets his health refilled at the Heart.
Luigi: If Bowser wants us dead, why would he leave a life-refiller?
And on these words, the heart dissapears.
Mario: LUIGI! DON'T QUESTION VIDEOGAME LOGIC EITHER!
Luigi: Hehehe?
They come across another blue elevator. There's a sparkle circling it.
Mario: Up please.
And the elevator begins to sink. Mario and Luigi climb the pole, Mario first. They end up on a teetering platform.
Luigi: Mario, you walk on one side, I'll walk on the other.
And the platform doesn't teeter. They repeat this for the second platform. Mario jumps on the pole and Luigi follows. They jump into a striped room, Mario eating the 1-Up Mushroom. They walk to an ACTUAL elevator.
Mario: Oh no... You're not getting me this time!
As he wall jumps to the top, Luigi waits a short while and it goes up. It ends up catching up with Mario. They run across a small ledge and jump on a platform, jumping off it just in time before getting burned. They are on another platform. There were two ways to go; one had a Bully, the other is a jungle gym. Mario goes the jungle way, and Luigi goes the Bully way. Luigi punches the Bully into the lava and jumps to the top of the jungle gym. Mario is halfway through, and Luigi runs to end of the jungle gym and jumps on a moving platform. It moves left and right, while the other one in front moves right and left. Avoiding the two Bullies, they (Mario eventually caught up) runs across two gold ropes that are going up and down. They run all the way to the top, where they jump on a floating rock ladder. They jump into the floating circles.
Bowser: WELCOME AGAIN, MARIO DUMBERS!
Luigi: You should talk, putting bombs in your own boss fight.
Bowser: I'M GETTING TO THAT! I GOT SMARTER TOO! I ADDED MORE BOMBS!!!111one
Mario: You're a level 100 idiot.
Bowser: GRR! LET ME FINISH! I'M NOW MORE AWARE OF YOUR TAIL GRABBING, AND I CAN CAUSE THE LEVEL TO TILT!
Luigi: So?
Bowser runs towards Mario; Luigi goes behind Bowser's back. Bowser teleports away.
Luigi: WAH!
Bowser: THAT'S RIGHT!!!
Bowser jumps, and the giant platform tilts to Bowser's side, forcing the Mario Brothers to run as if up a ramp. It eventually levels, and the Mario Bros. huddle. After a short pause, they nod, and run for Bowser, who teleports to them. Mario and Luigi chase Bowser's tail, and Bowser rotates. Mario stops with Luigi and Bowser throws two fireballs at them. With Bowser's short pause, Luigi runs around him and grabs him.
Bowser: No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Luigi throws him to the nearest bomb.
Luigi: SEE YOU NEXT JULY!!!
Bowser blows up and transforms into a key.
Mario: That's funny. He just blew up. HAHAHA. And now he's a key.
Luigi takes the key.
Luigi: Yoink! Now how are we going to get back?
Mario and Luigi look around and saw they are on a deserted floating platform.
Mario: Uh...