Super Mario BROTHERS 64

Started by Dave Phaneuf

Course 6: Hazy Maze Cave

Star 7: 100 Coins

By Mario64

Mario and Luigi jump into the metal pool for the last time.

Luigi: Mario, there are no more Stars to get!

Mario: Except the 100-coin Star!

Luigi: Let's split up and get 50 each.

Mario: Okie dokie.

Mario and Luigi go out and about hunting for 50 coins each...

Mario gets the eight red coins without getting the blue Star, making 16.

Luigi gets the five coins in the toxic maze entrance room.

Mario gets the three coins from a spider making 19.

Luigi gets the seven blue coins in the maze with a Metal Cap, making it 40 coins.

Mario searches the toxic maze and the water cavern and finds 31 coins total, making it 50 coins.

Luigi goes to the a-maze-ing emergency exit, finds five coins on the scaffold, and gets five coins near the boulders, and meets Mario at the start.

Luigi: Let's put our coins together!

And so they do, and the Star appears.

Mario: It's my Star!

Mario throws Luigi into the flames from the pits and Luigi dies!

Luigi: MARIO! I WILL LIGHT YOUR BUTT WITH A TORCH WHEN WE GET BACK TO THE CASTLE! $%#$%$%^$%^!

Bowser: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Mario and Luigi return to the castle.

Mario: On to the next world!

Luigi gets a torch and lights Mario's butt.

Mario: FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!

Mario goes to the castle pond and refills his lifemeter, then punches Luigi so hard he loses half his life. Luigi goes to the pond and refills.

Mario: Let's just go to Lethal Lava Land already!

Luigi: Ok.
 

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