Super Mario BROTHERS 64

Started by Dave Phaneuf

Course 7: Lethal Lava Land

Star 1: Boil the Big Bully

By Dave Phaneuf

At this time Mario and Luigi are in the basement wandering around.

Mario: Where to go, where to go...

Luigi: I wanna go home.

Mario: Not an option.

Luigi: ...

Mario: Hey! Look at that picture over there. The fireball. I remember it moving when we went by it last time.

Luigi: I didn't.

Mario: Shut up. I'm going to try to jump in.

Luigi: You're gonna hurt yourself.

Mario: No I won't. Watch me.

Mario starts running toward the picture.

Luigi: (to himself) I'm just gonna close my eyes. Then when I open them Mario will be laying on the floor.

Luigi closes his eyes. A few seconds he opens his eyes.

Luigi: Ha! You're on the fl- Huh?

Luigi sees no Mario on the floor but the picture is moving.

Luigi: Argh! Why does Mario have to be right?!

Luigi runs to the picture and jumps in.

Mario: Gees it's hot here. Lot's of lava.

Mario than sees a sign that says "Lethal Lava Land".

Mario: Oh, so that's the name of this place.

Luigi than shows up beside Mario.

Mario: See? I told you the picture was a world.

Luigi: ...

They take a look at the place.

Luigi: Sheesh! It's hotter here than on the hottest summer day.

Mario: Come on! This place must have some Stars.

Luigi: Coming... Whoa...

Luigi loses his balance and falls off the platform and into the lava, then races back out high in the air.

Luigi: OWOWOWOWOWOW!!!

Mario: What a baby.

Luigi: That stuff is HOT Mario!

Mario: Duh! I know that!

Luigi: ...

Mario: Come on!

They make thier way to the end of the straight platfrom, after jumping arcoss a lava pit which Luigi fell in. Then after they turn left they end up at a small junction.

Mario: I say left.

Luigi: I say right.

Mario: You go your way and I'll go mine.

Luigi: Fine.

Mario and Luigi go the ways they chose. Luigi falls into the lava again right after.

Luigi: OWOWOW!!!

Meanwhile Mario, comes up to an eye looking at him.

Mario: What are you looking at?!

The eye just looks at him.

Mario: ?

Mario starts moving left and the eye follows him.

Mario: Stop it!

Mario moves right and the eye follows him again.

Mario: Hey!!!

The eye is still looking at Mario.

Mario: Oh now you're gonna get it.

Mario starts running around the eye numerous times, making the eye feel so dizzy that it spins out and disappears.

Mario: Hmph.

Luigi comes up behind him.

Luigi: Hey Mario.

Mario: Luigi? I thought you were going the other way.

Luigi: After falling in the lava three times? No way.

Mario: Well come on then.

A little ways after that Mario and Luigi come up to a Bowser puzzle on the ground. Luigi gulps.

Mario: The pieces are moving.

Mario and Luigi hop onto the puzzle. Mario makes it safely but Luigi walks on a moving piece. Then when it moves...

Luigi: OWOWOWOWOWOW!!!

Mario: *sigh*

A little further Mario and Luigi show up on an island with a big fire stick that's rotating.

Mario: This should be easy.

Luigi: Yeah... right.

(Mario makes it by with ease and so does Luigi, surprisingly.

Luigi: I can't believe it.

Then Luigi falls into the lava again.

Luigi: OWOWOWOWOW!!!

After that Mario and Luigi show up on this island with a big Bob-omb-shaped bad guy with horns on his head known as a Big Bully.

Luigi: Yikes!

Luigi hides behind Mario.

Mario: Come on!

The Big Bully charges toward Mario. Mario moves away and he hits Luigi instead, pushing him into the lava.

Luigi: NOT AGAIN OWOWOWOWOW!!!

Mario: Nice try! Ha!

The Big Bully charges at Mario again. Mario moves and the Big Bully misses him and runs into the lava. Then a Star appears on the island close to Mario, and some steps to the island appear too.

Mario: Yahoo!

Luigi: Let me get it!

Luigi goes on the steps but they fall and he goes into the lava again.

Luigi: (This is getting old.) OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!

Mario: I'll get it.

Mario jumps on the step and jumps off fast enough to get to the island. He then claims the Star.

Mario: Here we go!

Luigi grumbles.

Mario: On to the next Star!
 

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