Mario and Luigi arrive on this course with all of these bombs, red and black.
Mario: What is this place?
Luigi: I don't know. Ask that little red bomb over there.
Mario: But what if it blows up?
Luigi: So?
Mario: It will hurt!
Luigi: So?
Mario: I will feel pain!
Luigi: So? Just grab coins and you'll be fine.
Mario: How do you know that?
Luigi: I don't know. I just do.
Mario: Ok then. But if I'm in ashes, I'm blaming you.
Luigi: Sure.
Mario goes to the the red bomb. Luigi shortly after gets hit by a bomb made of water.
Luigi: Ouch...
Mario: Um, excuse me red bomb.
Bob-omb Buddy: Yes?
Mario: Um... Are you going to blow up?
Bob-omb Buddy: No. We are peace loving Bombs. We don't blow up.
Mario: Phew. That's good to hear. Hey Luigi, it's ok! Huh? Luigi?
Luigi: X_X
Mario: Huh? What happened?
Bob-omb Buddy: He must've been hit by a water bomb. Those are shot out of a cannon somewhere else in this place.
Mario: Oh, I see.
Bob-omb Buddy: Heads up! Here comes another.
Luigi wakes up.
Luigi: What was that?
Luigi is hit.
Luigi: Ouch... Oh... I... see...
Luigi falls down again.
Bob-omb Buddy: He'll wake up shortly. So you must be the adventurers, I see.
Mario: Yes.
Luigi: X_X.
Bob-omb Buddy: We must tell you that we've been terrorized by the Bob-omb King at the top of that mountain. I hear he has one of them Power Stars.
Mario: Let me guess. You want us to go up the mountain, beat up the Bob-omb King, and claim the Power Star, right?
Bob-omb Buddy: Yup. That's pretty much it. We'll give you something special if you do this for us.
Mario: This will be no problem for the Mario Brothers. Come on Luigi!
Luigi wakes up again.
Luigi: My head hurts.
Luigi is hit again.
Luigi: X_X
Mario then has to drag Luigi along with him. Luigi wakes up when they get close to the big Chain Chomp.
Luigi: Lookie! What is that?
The Chain Chomp then lunges toward them but its chain is too short.
Chain Chomp: ?%$/?%$/?/%?/$%/?%/?$/!!!
Mario: Translation please.
Chain Chomp: ?%$/?%$/?/%?/$%/?%/?$/!!!
Mario: Thank you.
Luigi: He said the same thing!
Mario: So?
Mario walks by with ease. Then Luigi comes up.
Luigi: *gulp* I'm scared.
Suddenly the Chain Chomp lunges toward Luigi. What happens here is a little ugly.
Luigi: OUCH!!! YEOWWW!!! PAIN!!! EXTREME PAIN!!!
Mario then comes before a seesaw-like bridge.
Mario: Hmmm... This looks safe.
Mario walks across with ease.
Mario: That was easy.
Luigi then lands right in front of him after being thrown into the air by the Chain Chomp.
Mario: Come on slowpoke. Let's go.
Luigi: Can't... move...
Mario: Here. Take these coins.
Luigi feels better in an instant.
Mario: Well let's go already!
Luigi: Ok.
They scale the big mountain. Luigi gets hit by about three water bombs and gets squished by four big rolling cannon balls on the way up. They finally make it to the top.
Luigi: I need an Aspirin.
Mario: Hey you!
King Bob-omb: Me?
Mario: Duh!
King Bob-omb: How dare you desturb me during my nap?!
Mario: I wish to ch-
Luigi: Ahem.
Mario: *sigh* We wish to challenge you for the Power Star you have.
King Bob-omb: I accept. You know the rules, right?
Luigi: No.
Mario: LUIGI!!!
King Bob-omb: Okay then, here. Rule 1...
One hour later...
King Bomb-omb: ... Rule 1039-
Mario: STOP!!! I GET IT!!!
King Bob-omb: But I'm almost done.
Mario: Who cares? Let's just fight!
King Bob-omb: Fine.
The battle starts. Luigi throws King Bob-omb of the mountain. Then he jumps right back on.
King Bob-omb: Hold it! That's against the rules!
Luigi: I didn't hear that rule.
King Bob-omb: You should have let me finish.
Luigi: Oh.
King Bob-omb: Now I get to throw you off the mountain myself.
Luigi: Aww man.
Luigi gets thrown off and lands right in front of the Chain Chomp.
Luigi: Not again.
Chain chomp: %$?%//%!!!
Luigi: OWWWWWW!!!
Mario: Alright, let's go.
The battle starts again. Mario gets a hold of the bomb once and throws it to the ground.
King Bob-omb: Ow! That hurt!
King Bob-omb lunges toward Mario but misses. He gets thrown again.
King Bob-omb: OW!
Mario: He he.
King Bob-omb then tries to grab Mario eight times but misses. Mario throws him again for the last time.
King Bob-omb: OW! Ok ok! I give! I GIVE! Here is the Power Star. I'm outta here!
King Bob-omb gives the Power Star. Then we hear the Power Star music.
Mario: Here we go!!!
While Luigi is being beat up by the Chain Chomp, Mario heads back to the little red bomb.
Mario: There! It is done. I did it.
Bob-omb Buddy: That's great! Now here is my reward.
The Bob-omb Buddy opens a latch, revealing a cannon that can be used.
Bob-omb Buddy: This will be able to shoot you to hard to reach places.
Mario: Thanks a lot. Now where is Luigi?
Luigi lands in front of Mario again, all beat up.
Luigi: Woo... hoo... you... got... Star...
Luigi faints.
Mario: Well. On to the next Star!