Mario and Luigi enter Bowser in the Dark World.
Mario: Hey Luigi!
Luigi: Yeah?
Mario: I'll bet you my pasta lunch for whoever can collect the most coins!
Luigi: Ok!
Mario collects some coins and returns. Luigi does the same. Mario has three red coins, and so does Luigi. Mario goes for the last two red coins but Luigi gets them both!
Luigi: I win! Give me your pasta!
Mario: Not this time, Greenhat!
Mario eats the whole thing in one bite and chokes.
Mario: *choke* #$#$%#$$! *choke* *choke* #%#$%#%#$!
Luigi: It's my Star!
Luigi steps on the ! Switch. Mario returns to the start and gets the Metal Cap to stop choking.
Metal Mario: :-) Ah! that's better!
Mario returns. Luigi approaches the Star but Mario uses his incredible metal power to spin Luigi and throw him. Luigi is thrown so hard that he hits the invisible wall at the edge of the course and gets thrown out! Mario's cap wears off.
Mario gets the Star and does the Star Dance.
Mario: Here we go!
Luigi returns.
Luigi: ON TO THE NEXT STAR, WHICH IS MINE!
Mario: Two can play at that game!