Koshi, Fruit Freak: We're very lucky. That Bowser has finally decided to go away on an all-expenses-paid vacation to Castle Koopa, which he won in a contest that he made himself. King Koopa is paying all of the expenses for Bowser. Yeah, I know Bowser is King Koopa, but that's what he told me before he had to go.
Arim, Goomba-Hater: I hope I'm not the only one here who's bored to death, because if we could start a union, maybe we could go on strike against the producers of this show.
Stupid Cameraman: I'll join you! But what good will it do?
Arim, Goomba-Hater: We just hold up picket signs, that's all. It's not like anything else will change.
Guest256: How many of us are left?
Videogamerpat: Six, I think.
Guest256: Six? You know, it took us this long just to eliminate ten players? Come on!
Videogamerpat: Even worse, yet again I don't know where we are.
Guest256: That's okay, because we always
end up someplace different than where we started. We always
get chased by something... what today?
Videogamerpat: Who hasn't been used yet?
Guest256: Mouser, Phanto, Hoopster, Cobrat... maybe some more, too.
Videogamerpat: It's stupid. The producers can't think of anything more.
Guest256: Oh, do we have to have that reward challenge today?
Rachelle: I think so.
Guest256: Another lousy reward is on its way. What this time?
Lemmy: Maybe some expired coupons, or a bunch of poor games.
Guest256: I could actually bet on something like that.
Rachelle: You can also tell if the producers are sick of the show, because night will come really soon.
Koshi: I hope not already...
Videogamerpat: Hey, look, it's getting dark as we speak!
Lemmy: That's because a Mouser is standing in front of the sun. A Mouser? That's huge!
Videogamerpat: I don't want to have his bombs!
Koshi: I know this has happened before. I know it!
Arim: We're not running this time and making ourselves look like complete idiots.
The Mouser throws a few big bombs towards the players.
Arim: I'm still not running!
BOOM!!!
Arim: That won't make me run... but I do seem to be moving. Oh, no, I'm flying!
Arim goes flying with the rest of his mass over to near the reward challenge grounds, where the Koopalings meet them and bring them over.
Roy: Good job, Mouser!
Mouser: I quit now!
Mouser runs away.
Roy: Mouser was hired to get you guys to come here, and now you'll be ready to try the reward challenge!
Videogamerpat: We couldn't escape...
Reward Challenge
Crazy Packers Fan: Welcome to another
stupid, boring reward challenge! This time, the object of the game
couldn't be simpler. Just grab every
single Bob-omb you can and throw them into your own bucket. The one
with the most Bob-ombs wins!
Videogamerpat: Our buckets can only fit one Bob-omb each!
Crazy Packers Fan: As soon as the Bob-omb gets thrown into the bucket, it will automatically explode, opening up the bucket for another one.
Guest256: And if we have it blow up in our face...?
Crazy Packers Fan: Too bad!
Guest256: Just making sure.
Crazy Packers Fan: The most Bob-ombs wins a surprise. Survivors ready, go!
None of the players want to risk getting
blown up, and none are intrigued by the prospect of a surprise, which could
be anything from getting fried by a Fry Guy to spending a month with Panser
and Morton. So,
none of the players even move, until...
Videogamerpat: What the?! I like Bob-ombs, and I won't give up this opportunity!
Videogamerpat goes to grab a Bob-omb, but it blows up. He starts chasing all the Bob-ombs, but they all blow up before he can get to them, except for one of them, which starts running in circles.
Rachelle: Let's give Videogamerpat a surprise!
Rachelle grabs the Bob-omb and tosses it in Videogamerpat's bucket.
BOOM!!!
Crazy Packers Fan: Videogamerpat wins
the reward challenge! Now, you win an all-expenses-paid vacation
until the immunity challenge, to wherever
you want on Plit!
Videogamerpat: Uh, let's see... how about that island in Super Mario Sunshine with the stupid name?
Crazy Packers Fan: Okay, that's fine.
Bowser will take you there, and you must pick one other player to go
with you.
Koshi: Don't look at me. Don't pick me! No!
Videogamerpat: I pick Koshi!
Koshi: No! Don't! Arrrgh... I'm stuck with Bowser again!
Crazy Packers Fan: You two go on your vacation, and Bowser should take you back- but don't count on it.
Koshi: Wait, Bowser, I thought you were going on vacation!
Bowser: I am! Right now. And it's great that I'll be able to talk to you the whole way there!
Videogamerpat, Koshi, and Bowser go to get in a small airplane, one that looks very similar to Peach's airplane in Super Mario Sunshine- except that it isn't the puke pink color, it's at least a grungy green color.
Bowser's Plane
An hour after takeoff...
Bowser: So, that's how I made it out of Sky Land without once saying the word "cat"! Now, listen to this story: I once made it 278 consecutive days without eating spinach. How about that? But there's more! I didn't eat carrots for 123 of those days! How about that, I tell you!
Koshi: This... is... torture...
Videogamerpat, meanwhile, is sleeping.
Bowser: So, do you want to hear about the eight years that I survived the temptation to wear socks?
Koshi: No!
Bowser: I suppose you'd rather hear about the last time I ate five different meals in a day. It was a personal record, I tell you! And what's more-
Koshi: Tell the sock story instead!
Bowser: Let me finish this one first!
Koshi: *sigh*
An hour later...
Bowser: And that's how I made it out of the lava pits without sneezing more than twice! How about that? Isn't that amazing?!
Koshi: *snore*
Bowser: I thought so! Now, as for-
CRASH!!!
Videogamerpat: What happened?
Koshi: Don't look now, but I think we got stuck in a tree.
Bowser: Oh, that's a good thing. For a minute there I thought we had landed on the ground.
Koshi: So, I assume we have to climb down this tree?
Bowser: You could stay up in this plane with me!
Koshi: Goodbye!
Koshi and Videogamerpat climb down the tree, then immediately get blasted by a stream of water.
Videogamerpat: Mario!
Mario: It's-a you!
Bowser: Mario? Where?
Mario shoots a water blast at Bowser, who is sitting in the plane, still.
Bowser: I'll kill you, Mario... later! Now stop the water gunning!
Mario: No! I-a want Peach back!
Bowser: Well, I didn't do it for once, so let me go!
A watery Mario starts running like mad nearby.
Mario: There-a he is!
The fake Mario runs full force into Videogamerpat.
Videogamerpat: What the- Peach?
Koshi: Peach?
Bowser: Peach?
Mario: Oh, so it's you!
Peach: Hey, what are you doing? I just was having some fun... aw...
Mario takes Peach away.
Koshi: There goes the ending to Super Mario Sunshine- Peach was the one ruining this island.
Videogamerpat: I don't think so.
Koshi: Well, we're here, and we just saw it happen!
Videogamerpat: What does that matter?
Koshi: Who cares about what you see in the game itself? We know what went on behind the scenes!
Bowser: Hey, want to go now?
Koshi: We're supposed to stay here until the immunity challenge! I'm not leaving now!
Bowser: Well, at least help me fix the plane!
Videogamerpat: Why should we do that?
Bowser: So you don't lose for not coming
back to the island... and so I don't go destroy every Rob-omb that
exists!
Videogamerpat: You couldn't do that, but I'll help anyway.
Koshi, Fruit Freak: Bowser's really not that dumb to actually think I'll be helping him. Bowser really can't be that stupid. To think of me helping him fix this plane...
Panser Pack
Guest256: Turn the camera off!
Stupid Cameraman: Okay, okay! I didn't realize what you are doing is so important!
Day 32
Bowser's Plane
Koshi: Do you need a wrench? I have one right here!
Bowser: No, what I need is a Mushroom.
Koshi: A Mushroom?
Bowser: Maybe I can bribe Mario to fix this for me... I'll get fired for this!
Videogamerpat: Think of the bright side... you won't have to work anymore!
Bowser: Wait a minute... if I use this hammer here, and put this screw here, and this wing...
An hour later...
Bowser: There we go! A perfect airplane!
Koshi: Why does the plane have three wings... and why are they all on the left side?
Bowser: They're on the right side.
Koshi: Same difference. You can't fly a plane like that!
Bowser: Want to make a bet?
Koshi: Sure! I'll bet Videogamerpat that this plane doesn't fly!
Bowser: You're too scared to risk anything of real value!
Videogamerpat: Is that a shot? I'll get in on this betting too. I bet the plane that it won't fly.
Bowser: So if I'm wrong, Koshi gets
Videogamerpat and Videogamerpat gets the plane... and if I'm right, I
get both!
Koshi: Just fly it!
Bowser jumps in the plane and hits a button. Something explodes, and the plane goes flying. Somehow, Bowser is able to gain control of the plane, taking off over the sea and disappearing.
Koshi: We lost, but we kind of won, too. Bowser's gone for good.
Mario: I-a wouldn't say that!
Videogamerpat: Why not?
Mario: He is so-a lucky! He-a will escape from-a this one! Unlike Peach, who's in jail!
Koshi: So, how will we get back to the rest of the game?
Bowser: You can always take a warp pipe.
Koshi: Yeah, that's very true, Videogamerpat.
Videogamerpat: I didn't say that.
Koshi: That almost sounded like Bowser...
Bowser: It is Bowser!
Koshi: How did you get here?
Bowser: My plane plunged into a warp pipe, and out I came on this island again!
Koshi: Just our luck!
Bowser: Actually, I'm the one with the luck today! Now, what will we do the next day or so until I have to fly you back?
Koshi: You go swim, while Videogamerpat and I stay away from you.
Bowser: Okay... wait a minute, I wanted to tell you another story! One time, I was at this costume party, and I was trying very hard not to look like a Cheep Cheep, when...
Koshi: Where's that warp pipe?
Panser Pack
Guest256: So, where's our poem?
Roy: Look, I tried really hard to think of one, but I just couldn't. All I can tell you is that the point of the game is to use keys to open doors, but one door leads you to a Phanto, who knocks you out of the game. Each key can only open one door. It's kind of complicated, but eventually you'll all lose except for one and someone will win immunity!
Lemmy: We know that, we just were hoping we'd have some entertainment.
Roy: This show isn't for your entertainment, it's for the entertainment of the viewers!
Rachelle: Well, I'm sure they're not being entertained by you!
Roy: Hey, I can do some things right. Watch this!
Roy tries to dance, but he falls over trying to catch his breath.
Roy: Hmm... I'll have to work out more.
Arim: Or exercise, period.
Roy: What? Well, anyway, would you like to just move on to tomorrow?
Lemmy: Sure!
Guest256: Why not?
Rachelle: Let's go!
Arim: Hurry up already!
Roy: Here we go!
Day 33
Immunity Challenge
Crazy Packers Fan: Welcome to this wonderful immunity challenge here on Day 33! This week's game: Mario Kart 64!
Koshi: Mario Kart 64? What is it with you and older games?
Crazy Packers Fan: What is it with everyone else and newer games?
Lemmy: Just move on!
Crazy Packers Fan: Okay, okay! Now,
as for the instructions... The point of the game is to use keys to open
doors, but one door leads you to a Phanto, who knocks you out of the game.
Each key can only open one
door. It's kind of complicated, but
eventually you'll all lose except for one and someone will win immunity!
Arim: Is that scripted?
Crazy Packers Fan: Yes, it is.
Videogamerpat: That's easy enough. Let's go!
Crazy Packers Fan: For immunity... oh, this feels stupid saying this... Survivors ready, go!
All the players rush out to grab keys, and all of them try doors. Eventually, Koshi gets left out of the first room as he bumps into a Phanto.
Koshi: Who cares?
In the next room, it is Rachelle who
gets left out of the competition. And in the next room, Arim is the one
who is stuck out of the contest.
Videogamerpat: This is getting interesting...
Guest256: Yeah, a different winner this time, perhaps.
Videogamerpat, however, is the one to grab the wrong key in the next room, leaving only Guest256 and Lemmy.
Lemmy: This should be interesting... it's all random, I guess.
Guest256 runs into the next room first
and grabs the correct key. However, he tries it on the wrong door,
which does not open. Lemmy then pushes
into Guest256, trying to steal his key off him. Naturally, in the
spirit of this entire show so far,
there is another fun wrestling match. In the end, Guest256 ends up with
both keys, and he unlocks both doors
at once. Unfortunately for him, the Phanto in the wrong door runs right
into him before he can exit out the right door, losing the competition
to Lemmy, who exits out the right door!
Crazy Packers Fan: Lemmy wins immunity!
Guest256: That's cheap.
The six remaining players trudge back to their little spot on the beach, where Larry is waiting for them.
Larry: Waste no time and enter Mass Massacre!
Mass Massacre
Crazy Packers Fan: Welcome again to another Mass Massacre! I enjoy this as much as you do... okay, so I enjoy it a lot more than you do because it makes my life easier when writing the script.
Stupid Cameraman: Script?
Crazy Packers Fan: Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that this is unscripted. I must have been confusing it with that Survivor Trimming.
Lemmy: Just move on, now!
Crazy Packers Fan: I won't waste your time, my time, or the viewers' time asking you questions. Go vote!
Arim goes to vote.
Guest256 goes to vote.
Koshi goes to vote.
Koshi, Fruit Freak: My vote now is for... VIDEOGAMERPAT!!! Because he is: VIDEOGAMERPAT!!!
Lemmy goes to vote.
Lemmy, Clown Prince: I'd rather not cast this vote, but...
Rachelle goes to vote.
Videogamerpat goes to vote.
Crazy Packers Fan: I'll go tally the votes, just because I have to.
Crazy Packers Fan goes to get the votes, then comes back with the votes and three former players.
Crazy Packers Fan: I forgot to mention it to you, but there's a little jury that been hiding behind jars, watching these Mass Massacres. For the first time ever, you get to see them as a jury in person. They will get to decide who will win this competition. Yes, it's Lord Seth, Simon, and Vapor who are part of this group.
Lemmy: So...?
Crazy Packers Fan: Oh, the votes. The first vote is for... Arim!
Arim: Now let's get to the real votes... the votes that matter.
Crazy Packers Fan: You mean the Videogamerpat,
Videogamerpat, Videogamerpat, Videogamerpat,
Videogamerpat?
Arim: That's it!
Videogamerpat: I can't watch my Bob-omb explode...
Crazy Packers Fan: Well, it's part of the game. Videogamerpat... the mass has spoken.
BOOM!!!
Crazy Packers Fan: Jump in the- you did already. Well, that's all for today! I guess I'll see you guys tomorrow!
The five remaining players leave... while Videogamerpat hides behind the jar.
Videogamerpat: If they don't catch me, maybe I'll be able to stay!
Crazy Packers Fan: Or be trapped in Subspace forever! That's what will happen once I close the door!
Videogamerpat: I can't believe you voted me off. I won't forget this. Farewell, foolish mortals! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Videogamerpat throws a Bob-omb at his feat for a smokescreen for his escape. The smoke clears and Videogamerpat is covered in ash.
Videogamerpat: Uh... ouch...
Who voted for who?
Arim: Videogamerpat
Guest256: Videogamerpat
Koshi: Videogamerpat
Lemmy: Videogamerpat
Rachelle: Videogamerpat
Videogamerpat: Arim