Arim, Goomba-Hater: We're in some sort of trouble, so we're going to have to talk to only the camera all day long. This is going to be fun, that's for sure.
Lemmy, Clown Prince: This is the final three-day period of the same characters. After this, we'll have a different cast each week.
Guest256, Spiky Rock: I don't even see
the point of us saying anything. Everyone watching this just skips to
the immunity challenge, right?
Rachelle, Co-Webmaster: I think this is just a big gimmick that the producers are using to promote this show, or stop the bad ratings.
Koshi, Fruit Freak: No matter how much
everyone else complains about this, I actually like it in comparison
to the Bowser stories last week.
Stupid Cameraman: Guess who's standing behind you?
Koshi, Fruit Freak: I don't even need to say it, but I will anyhow. Bowser.
Stupid Cameraman: Nope! Another cameraman! Ha ha ha!
Koshi, Fruit Freak: I'm laughing my head off, you see?
Rachelle, Co-Webmaster: So, how long until the reward challenge?
Stupid Cameraman: I'm not supposed to be talking to you, so I'd better stop.
Rachelle, Co-Webmaster: No, you'd better answer me first.
Stupid Cameraman: What, are you going to egg me?
Rachelle, Co-Webmaster: Sure!
Stupid Cameraman: Yum! Try another one!
Rachelle, Co-Webmaster: Those aren't supposed to taste good!
Stupid Cameraman: They do to me!
Crazy Packers Fan: I think we're going
to have the reward challenge now so we can try to keep peoples'
attention for a little while... but
I seriously doubt that we'll keep people's attention.
Reward Challenge
Crazy Packers Fan: It's time for the final reward challenge of this game. I'm offering something actually useful this time: as many Bob-ombs as you could possibly want!
Koshi, Fruit Freak: That would be zero.
Lemmy, Clown Prince: Something Videogamerpat would want, no doubt.
Crazy Packers Fan: You're probably thinking, "Something Videogamerpat would want, no doubt." Well, it's thanks to Videogamerpat's contributions that I can give out these Bob-ombs today. After becoming a coach of Bob-ombs and finding out that Bob-ombs can't play football that well, he decided to try to threaten his team with an army of Bob-ombs. Since his team promised him to play better, he decided to let me have the army of Bob-ombs for promotion of Bob-ombs in the Mario world. So, I guess letting one of you have them wouldn't be so bad!
Guest256, Spiky Rock: Oh boy, a big reward!
Crazy Packers Fan: To win the Bob-ombs, simply run to Clawgrip and make it there before anybody else!
Arim, Goomba-Hater: There's got to be a catch.
Crazy Packers Fan: Survivors ready? Go!
All five players walk slowly up to the Clawgrip, which Lemmy touches first, if only by accident.
Crazy Packers Fan: Lemmy wins! We'll have the Bob-ombs sent to you by tomorrow.
Lemmy, Clown Prince: Yippee! Wow!
Crazy Packers Fan: I know you're just thrilled to win this. That's all for today's reward challenge!
Panser Pack
Arim, Goomba-Hater: How boring can one day get?
Guest256, Spiky Rock: Why am I not surprised that the reward was worth not winning?
Lemmy, Clown Prince: There's got to be some use for those Bob-ombs... hmm...
Stupid Cameraman: Oh, no, you don't mean...
Lemmy, Clown Prince: Yes, I do. Tomorrow, you'll be enjoying the Bob-omb party, too!
Stupid Cameraman: Oh, phew. I was afraid
you were going to try to blow up Rachelle or someone else, but
now that you mention it's me, I feel
fine.
Koshi, Fruit Freak: Tomorrow's going to seem exciting in comparison to this.
Rachelle, Co-Webmaster: The day might as well end now... it's boring enough as it is.
For one of two reasons, the sun goes down: either the day actually is over, or the producer is really hungry, tired, and sick of spending any more time on the most boring Survivor 3 day yet.
Day 35
Panser Pack
Lemmy: Doesn't it feel good to be able to talk to someone other than that Stupid Cameraman?
Guest256: Uh, well, it's not a very big deal...
The rest of the Koopalings come over with a bunch of wheelbarrows of Bob-ombs.
Roy: You'd better use these wisely, I'll tell you that, right now! We're all getting out while we can! Goodbye!
Lemmy: I wonder why he said that...
Guest256: Chances are, Crazy Packers
Fan's mad at them, and maybe he doesn't want us to waste this
reward he worked so hard to get. At
least that's what I'm hoping...
Rachelle: No, we're not that lucky. When Roy's scared, that means something bigger than even him is about to get him, and I have a feeling he's right.
Koshi: What's that big Triclyde doing over there with that big Fry Guy?
Arim: And what's that huge Clawgrip doing over there with that big Mouser?
Guest256: Talking to him about killing us.
Lemmy: Getting ready for battle.
Rachelle: They're coming this way! It's time to use the Bob-ombs wisely!
Arim: How are we going to light the Bob-ombs without a lighter?
Guest256: That Fry Guy will have everything to do with it. He will come to us, and we will blow him up.
All of a sudden, what looks to be an army of big Shy Guys, Tweeters, Snifits, and Ninjis comes running after the players. Fortunately for them, a big Fry Guy leads the way, and it lights all the Bob-ombs' fuses just by coming within ten feet of them.
Guest256: Now or never!
The players toss every single Bob-omb they have at the charging army, but it is only enough to remove a third of the enemies. The players are forced to swim out across a nearby river, and are hounded by tremendous-sized Trouters along the way. After realizing they can't swim in Sub-con water, they have to jump across logs before finally reaching the other side of the island.
Lemmy: That was close.
Guest256: But that's not all...
A bunch of Pansers appear in the wooded area nearby, and they charge after the players. They run...
(fast-forward sounds)
... and somehow the players survived again. Now it is night, fortunately, but not time to sleep until Stupid Cameraman reads his poem.
Stupid Cameraman: Here I go:
A very forgotten character that just
cannot sit,
He is the flightless crow with the
name of Pidgit.
This guy just cannot fly so he uses
a carpet,
And you'll be stealing them off of
him so you can win the bet!
Lemmy: Great! Good night.
Day 36
Panser Pack
Arim: How short can this possibly get?
Koshi: Ah, it can't get much shorter than this.
Rachelle: I don't think it really matters, anyway.
Lemmy: Okay, okay, let's move on to the immunity challenge.
Guest256: Why so soon?
Lemmy: I'm being bribed to say this, you know.
Guest256: Oh, yes, that's right, so am I. On to the immunity challenge!
Immunity Challenge
Crazy Packers Fan: Thanks for arriving so soon... and saving my skin, too. If not, no one would be able to see it on air on Saturday, so I needed to hurry up so the editing could be done smoothly.
Lemmy: I know, I know. Now continue on...
Crazy Packers Fan: Anyway, I'm here
to tell you of your immunity challenge. You must get to the floating
finish line by stealing magic carpets
off Pidgits, and using them to float there. Are you ready?
Rachelle: What's the immunity game?
Crazy Packers Fan: F-Zero X. Go!
The players toss off Pidgits and all get on the first carpet. Each one of them is pretty equal to each other, when they all come to the next carpet. Guest256 bumps into a Pidgit and goes flying off the carpet. The other four all get smooth transitions to the next carpet, when they come to the next carpet. This time, Rachelle slips off hers when trying to walk over to the other one, and Koshi jumps all the way over the Pidgit and the next carpet. That leaves... who else? Arim and Lemmy.
Arim: It's time for that pattern to continue... whoops!
Arim just suddenly slips off his carpet, leaving only Lemmy to cross the finish line by himself.
Crazy Packers Fan: For the third time in four tries, Lemmy has won immunity!
All the players return to the ground for the Mass Massacre. Crazy Packers Fan throws out the potion, and all the players enter the door.
Mass Massacre
The five players trudge into the Mass Massacre, seeing also four previously-voted-out players walk in too, those by the names of Lord Seth, Simon, Vapor, and Videogamerpat.
Crazy Packers Fan: Welcome here to this
Mass Massacre, which is the last of our three-day deals. After this,
a player will be voted off every day,
as we'll move down to our final four. How has the last three days been
for you, Arim?
Arim: Brief.
Crazy Packers Fan: Was the challenge hard, Lemmy?
Lemmy: No, but everyone else made it look that way.
Crazy Packers Fan: Were the Bob-ombs a good reward?
Guest256: Somewhat, but they just delayed us from doing what we had to do anyway: swim away.
Crazy Packers Fan: How was Stupid Cameraman this time?
Rachelle: Annoying as ever.
Crazy Packers Fan: Voting strategies, anyone?
Koshi: I wish not to speak of those at this time.
Crazy Packers Fan: Well, then, it's time to vote.
Since Ludwig ran away, Mr. Game &
Watch is forced to beep the Tribal Council theme. That's not good for
your ears.
Arim goes to vote.
Guest256 goes to vote.
Koshi goes to vote.
Koshi, Fruit Freak: I don't know him
as well as the other Survivors, and he always seems busy. Maybe this
vote will help him be less busy.
Lemmy goes to vote.
Lemmy, Clown Prince: This is my first vote for personal reasons. You've been slowly lowering morale over the last 36 days, but that stops tonight. Your ego trip's been long enough.
Rachelle goes to vote.
Crazy Packers Fan: I'll go tally the votes.
This time, Crazy Packers Fan has to cross a broken bridge to get to the votes. Fortunately for him, he is able to get the votes across the bridge. Unfortunately, as usual, he did not.
Crazy Packers Fan: Good thing that bridge was resting on the ground! Now, for the votes... the first vote is for Guest256!
Guest256: That's not a good start.
Crazy Packers Fan: The second vote is also for Guest256!
Guest256: I can feel it coming...
Crazy Packers Fan: But the third vote is for Arim. Two votes Guest256, one vote Arim. The fourth vote is for...
Trying to build up suspense, Crazy Packers Fan pauses, but then he realizes he has just telegraphed the next vote.
Crazy Packers Fan: ... Rachelle.
Rachelle: That makes things a little more interesting...
Crazy Packers Fan: But the final vote is for Guest256, so it doesn't matter. Time for the Bob-omb, Guest!
Guest256 hands Crazy Packers Fan the Bob-omb and is about to jump in the jar, when...
Crazy Packers Fan: Guest256, the mass has spoken.
BOOM!!!
Crazy Packers Fan: Jump in- you already
did, I see. Well, you final four can go enjoy yourselves now until
tomorrow!
In the Interview Room...
Guest256, Spiky Rock: Well, I wasn't expecting to win this, but I was in it for the glory. Doesn't really matter now. I was expecting to be a victim after the alliance disbanded, and now that I look back, I see that this alliance should have stayed with four members instead of five. I didn't really deserve to win this, because I just wanted to enter this for more fame and not for the Koopaling votes. There's probably someone there who wants both the glory and the Koopaling votes, so they probably deserve to win more than me anyway. Oh, and I hope that stupid Lemmy gets voted off! He probably would have never gotten this far without the alliance, and after all, he asked to join, so it's not like we invited him! I hope that manipulating worm doesn't win this, seeing as how he's got plenty of fame and I doubt he wants the Koopaling votes. Well, I'll stop ranting. Koshi, Arim, and Rachelle have my support!