Arim: So, Guest, what are your strategies for this next vote?
Guest256: Well, they're-
Lemmy: What are you even doing here?! Didn't you get voted off?
Guest256: Oops! Sorry...
Guest256 runs away.
Rachelle: Is there anything good about this island?
Koshi: Yes, there is. Occasionally, we get chased around.
Rachelle: I wouldn't call that "good".
Koshi: Hey, anything is good compared to having those long talks with Bowser!
Arim: I bet Crazy Packers Fan has prepared the biggest, hardest, longest challenge of all time for today!
Lemmy: As long as he's not half-asleep like last week, when he was more interested in watching baseball.
Arim: I don't want any excuses like "the sun's going down". That's a pathetic excuse, in my opinion.
Rachelle: Look who decided to come and bother us!
Koshi: Videogamerpat?!
Videogamerpat: Look, guys, I'm only here to-
Arim: Brag?
Videogamerpat: No, honestly I don't want to do that. I just want to-
Rachelle: Annoy us?
Videogamerpat: No! I just want to say, "Vote for Bob-omb!"
Arim: You mean Rob.
Videogamerpat: No, I mean Rob-omb...
okay, so I was wrong the first time, but I seriously want Rob to get
some votes... or Rob-omb... or...
Lemmy: Votes? Rob-omb can't get votes! And what are you even doing here?
Videogamerpat: For the very reason of telling you to vote for Bob-omb... or Rob-omb... or-
Koshi: Bowser!
Bowser: Yes?
Koshi: Take this guy away!
Bowser: Why should I do that? I like this Videogamerpat guy.
Rachelle: Let's ask for Crazy's opinion.
Crazy Packers Fan: Sure, Videogamerpat's great... and I love using him in stories.
Videogamerpat: See?
Crazy Packers Fan: But, Videogamerpat has to go now... I'm trying to learn how to beat Diddy Kong Racing from him.
Videogamerpat: I expect payment!
Crazy Packers Fan: Of course, of course. Now as for that first race...
Videogamerpat and Crazy Packers Fan walk away.
Lemmy: At this rate, we'll see every single former mass member before the end of the day!
Arim: No, this will become really stupid if they keep showing up like this, so I doubt we'll see another one of them.
Vapor: That's what you think.
Arim: That's what I said, what about it? Oh, it's you! Why have you come back to haunt us?
Vapor: My point isn't to haunt you, it's just to get in the way.
Arim: That's almost the same thing.
Rachelle: I really hope we don't have
anyone read us a poem... normally the day starts to go downhill at that
point.
Koshi: That's not to say the day is going good in the first place.
Rachelle: Right, right, I couldn't say that.
A bunch of giant Shy Guys suddenly runs over to the players.
Shy Guy: Say, have you seen an extremely stupid idiot lately?
Lemmy: You'll have to be more specific.
Shy Guy: That's the only description I have... oh well, I was just about to give him automatic immunity. Goodbye!
Koshi: Hey, I'll be an extremely stupid idiot for today- rats, he's gone.
Rachelle: At least our running around is over.
Arim: Who says it isn't?
Rachelle: According to our little contract,
it was only supposed to be for 36 days that we would do
whatever Mr. Packers Fan wanted. Now,
it's over!
Arim: I hope, unless there's some escape clause.
Rachelle: Wait a minute... it says here that even though you are not required to run around looking like an idiot, you may want to just in case you want to stay alive. Well, at least there's nothing to chase us.
Arim, Goomba-Hater: Here comes the phrase "As if on cue"...
As if on cue, nothing comes to chase the players around.
Arim, Goomba-Hater: What did I tell you?
A few hours later, the players are all playing cards (don't ask how they got the cards). After Lemmy has won poker four times in a row, the other players start to get angry.
Koshi: Why does Bowser always have to bother me?
Arim: Why does that Luigi's Mansion professor have to be so annoying?
Rachelle: Why did I join this stupid game?
That's not to say they were angry at Lemmy or at the game, just mad.
Lemmy: So, want to play another round?
Arim: Let's change the rules here. Whoever gets the most aces in his or her hand wins.
Rachelle: Okay...
Lemmy shuffles the cards and deals them. Then, each one looks at his or her hand, finding one ace each.
Arim: Now, if one of us wins, they get
whoever else they want to have to spend some time with a Mario
character they hate. Ready? Now let's
see who wins!
Each throws out his or her hand, showing an ace for each of them.
Arim: I knew it, a tie. Well, I have a special tiebreaker...
Koshi: Make it fair!
Arim: Oh, I will! Whoever's name is first in alphabetical order wins! That's me! I win! I choose Roy to visit Lemmy!
Roy jumps on the table.
Lemmy: Great! Roy's here! Hey, Arim, you can't cheat like that!
Roy: It's time for the immunity challenge, everyone!
Arim: Huh? I didn't think Roy was actually going to come here!
Roy: Come on! Let's go!
Immunity Challenge
Crazy Packers Fan: Welcome to the immunity challenge of the day! Today we'll have the classic Survivor immunity challenge- keeping your hand touching a post. The difference is, the post is a very spiny and big Pokey.
Lemmy: This should be boring.
Crazy Packers Fan: I'll try to keep you awake, though, with constant annoyances by Sub-con creatures. Ready, set, go!
Each player puts his or her hand on the big Pokey, knowing that it's over if he or she just so happens to let go of the Pokey by accident.
Koshi: Fun, fun!
One hour later, Beezos start flying right into the players.
Lemmy: Ouch... but it's all right for now.
Two hours later, Shy Guys start making messed-up noises and kicking the players.
Rachelle: Go away! Shoo!
Rachelle takes her hand off the Pokey
and puts it back there again, but Crazy Packers Fan doesn't catch her.
Meanwhile, three more hours go by,
along with Porcupos, Pansers, and Fry Guys, who try but fail to get the
players to move.
Arim: Oh, is this fun.
Crazy Packers Fan: I guess those didn't do much... but this should!
Bowser: Did I ever tell you about the time-
Koshi: NO!!!
Crazy Packers Fan: That's one player off! Next!
Panser: Hey, guys!
Arim: That doesn't bother me!
Rachelle: Me neither! Try someone else!
Crazy Packers Fan: Okay, then!
A gigantic Ninji runs by, grabs Arim, and throws him a few feet away from the Pokey.
Crazy Packers Fan: That's two off! Next!
Not a single Sub-con player can get
either of the next two players to flinch. The challenge goes on for seven
more hours, with midnight approaching.
Crazy Packers Fan: That's it, it all comes down to a coin flip. Call it, Lemmy!
Lemmy: Tails!
Crazy Packers Fan: It's heads! Lemmy wins immunity!
Rachelle: WHAT?!
Crazy Packers Fan: It's my rules here! Now it's time for Mass Massacre! Throw out the potion, Dr. Larry!
Larry: Here goes!
Mass Massacre
Crazy Packers Fan: Welcome here to Mass
Massacre! I'm Crazy Packers Fan, here with the four remaining
Survivor 3 contestants. We are also
joined by five previous mass members who are now part of the jury that
will vote for the winner out of the final two! Lemmy holds the immunity
game tonight, Mario Kart 64! So, how do you feel tonight, Koshi?
Koshi: Nervous. Very nervous.
Crazy Packers Fan: Ah, I wouldn't worry too much about it. How about you, Lemmy?
Lemmy: I have immunity.
Crazy Packers Fan: You do?
Lemmy: You just said it yourself.
Crazy Packers Fan: Sometimes I make mistakes, you know.
Lemmy: Well, you didn't this time!
Crazy Packers Fan: That's what you think!
Lemmy: So, Arim, how have the last 37 days been?
Arim: I don't know. How about you, Rachelle?
Rachelle: No clue. Let's go to Crazy Packers Fan for the answer.
Crazy Packers Fan: Well, I've been afraid of being voted off, but I'm pretty confident tonight. My vote will go to-
Koshi: Let's just vote already!
While the Mario Kart 64 Bowser's Castle theme starts to play, the players start to go up to vote.
Arim goes to vote.
Arim, Goomba-Hater: I vote for Koshi. Sorry Koshi, nothing personal... maybe! Nah, just kidding.
Koshi goes to vote.
Lemmy goes to vote.
Lemmy, Clown Prince: Once you get this
far, it's kinda hard to come up with a really good reason. You did a
lot of things right, but at the end
your strategy was a bit tardy. Unfortunately, this will cost you tonight.
Rachelle goes to vote.
Crazy Packers Fan: I'll go tally the votes.
Crazy Packers Fan safely grabs the votes and comes back.
Crazy Packers Fan: Once I read the votes,
the decision is final, and the one with the least votes will be
forced to run around screaming like
Mario for two minutes straight. The first vote... Koshi.
Koshi: I don't feel good about this...
Crazy Packers Fan: The second vote... Arim.
Arim: For once, maybe the vote for me could matter.
Crazy Packers Fan: The third vote is for Koshi.
Koshi: Uh oh...
Crazy Packers Fan: And the final vote...
BOOM!!!
Videogamerpat: What was that about, Rob?
Crazy Packers Fan: ... Koshi.
Koshi: Rats!
Crazy Packers Fan: I'll miss all the
fun with Bowser, Koshi, but you've got to go now. Please give me your
Bob-omb.
Koshi: Here you go!
Crazy Packers Fan: Koshi, the mass has spoken.
BOOM!!!
Crazy Packers Fan: Jump in the jar, Koshi.
Koshi jumps in the jar, and the rest of the players start to cheer.
Crazy Packers Fan: Hey, I liked Koshi!
Rachelle: No, we're excited that we've made it this far!
Crazy Packers Fan: Oh... yeah... that. Well, that's all for today, and get ready for tomorrow's final immunity challenge!
Koshi, Fruit Freak: Whew... well, that was fun. Looks like my feeling came true, though... Well, I wish you guys the best of luck, see ya later!
Who voted for who?
Arim: Koshi
Koshi: Arim
Lemmy: Koshi
Rachelle: Koshi