Rachelle, Co-Webmaster: This is nice... as soon as today's done, we'll know who the final two are. Hopefully it'll go by fast, but you never know.
Arim: I think that since we've had such
a hard time with these Sub-con guys, we ought to take serious
revenge!
Lemmy: How? Throwing a bunch of Bob-ombs at them and getting chased around again?
Arim: Well, maybe that's not how...
Lemmy: Then how?
Arim: Maybe we can grab some Shy Guys and bury them in the sand! That's such sweet revenge!
Rachelle: Wow.
Arim: Or maybe even a Snifit! This is getting better and better!
Snifit: Hey, are you talking about me?
Arim: No, of course not!
Snifit: I think you were! Here's a bullet!
Arim: Now, now, violence isn't the answer.
Snifit: Oh, of course it isn't... but you didn't even ask a question!
Arim: Well, don't shoot that bullet at me, that's all!
Snifit: Hey, hold on, enough with the stupid dialogue!
Arim: All right, fine then. You win.
Snifit: Yippee! Goodbye!
Arim: Goodbye.
The Snifit runs over to a bunch of bigger Snifit friends.
Rachelle: Here we go. Ready to run?
Arim: I'm about ready for this whole contest to be over with.
Lemmy: Doesn't it get monotonous when we're running every episode?
All the Snifits run over to the players.
Snifit: Here's a token of our appreciation...
Arim: Appreciation for what?
Snifit: ... a golden bullet! Enjoy!
Rachelle (picking up the golden bullet):
Yet another stupid thing. You know, does anyone here actually care
what goes on between now and the immunity
challenge?
Lemmy: Of course not, but we can't just make time disappear, can we?
Arim: I wonder why that big Phanto seems to be coming this way.
Lemmy: Probably to chase us endlessly for no reason whatsoever other than to take up time.
Rachelle: No, we must be holding some sort of key... maybe it's this golden bullet.
Rachelle throws the golden bullet, and the Phanto disappears.
Rachelle: I guess that was a key... but that doesn't make sense.
Arim: Hold on... I'm going to try something with this.
Arim picks up the golden bullet and
runs in the direction the Snifits left. Being chased by the big
Phanto, he finds a door in the side
of a cave, places the golden bullet in the keyhole of the door, and enters
the door.
Arim: Hello?
Crazy Packers Fan: What are you doing in here?!
Arim: I don't know, really.
Crazy Packers Fan: Well, in case you care, we have a fun immunity challenge tonight.
Arim: Like sitting on Porcupos with giant Pokeys sitting on top of us?
Crazy Packers Fan: No, like answering embarrassing questions about each other.
Arim: That sounds fun... for real. When does this start?
Crazy Packers Fan: As soon as the rest of your teammates get here.
Arim: I'll go tell them... this should be fun.
Arim goes to get the other two, tells
them about the immunity challenge, then comes back to the cave, only
to find that he left the golden bullet
inside the cave. He starts pounding and slamming on the door, but he gets
no response.
Lemmy: You're crazy.
Rachelle: You have no idea what you're doing.
Arim: No, I'm sure this is the door to get in.
BOOM!!!
Lemmy, Rachelle, and Arim enter the now-half-blown apart cave.
Crazy Packers Fan: Good job, Videogamerpat!
Videogamerpat: Actually, it wasn't that good of a job... they're all still alive.
Crazy Packers Fan: Rats. Oh well, we'll
have the Mass Massacre and immunity challenge... just enter the
door!
Lemmy, Rachelle, and Arim enter the Subspace door.
Immunity Challenge
Crazy Packers Fan: Tonight, we have
something special planned. We're going to be asking embarrassing
questions about the ones that got voted
off, so the more you know about your ex-teammates, the better!
Write down your answer on your paper.
The first one: Which tourist has Emailed me the most times?
Lemmy: Misty.
Arim: Lord Seth.
Rachelle: Arim.
Misty: Oh, don't tell me two of them got it wrong!
Crazy Packers Fan: The answer is, of course, Misty Koopa. One right for Lemmy! The next question: Which tourist is absolutely, positively, completely, hopelessly obsessed with bomb-
Lemmy: Videogamerpat.
Arim: VGP.
Rachelle: Videogamerpat.
Videogamerpat: I don't like the "hopelessly" part of that!
Crazy Packers Fan: Hey, we're all hopelessly
obsessed with something. Next... which tourist owns the record
for most Interviews as of September
10, 2002?
Lemmy: Seth.
Arim: Dr. Seth.
Rachelle: Mr. Seth.
Lord Seth: It's Lord Seth!!!
Crazy Packers Fan: Of course it is. Next question... which tourist is the archrival of a very famous Koopa?
Lemmy: Bowser 52589.
Arim: Bowser 52589.
Rachelle: Bowser 52586.
Bowser 52589: Come on, everyone knows my number right!
Crazy Packers Fan: Lemmy and Arim have
that one right, 52589. Name the two other tourists formerly in the
game with numbers as part of their
nickname.
Lemmy: Guest256, King72
Arim: Guest256, someone else?
Rachelle: King 25, guest
Crazy Packers Fan: You're all wrong! It's Guest256 and King 27!
Guest256: By the way, why are the non-jury members here?
King 27: Yeah, why are we?
Crazy Packers Fan: To take up space.
Okay, time for the next one... How many tourists, at one point or
another, forfeited a vote?
Lemmy: 8
Arim: 7
Rachelle: 6?
Crazy Packers Fan: Lemmy is right; the
answer is 8. How many times was the word "Panser" found in this
adventure, including "Pansers"?
Lemmy: What a stupid question!
Arim: Do you expect us to answer that?
Rachelle: 121
Crazy Packers Fan: Oh, I'm sorry, no one got that one right. The answer was 122. Time for the next question... which mass is a bunch of sore losers?
Lemmy: Panser Pack
Arim: Troopa Mass
Rachelle: Koopa Mass
Crazy Packers Fan: Okay, that was too
judgmental of a question... I'll eliminate it from the contest. What
non-Mario game does Misty Koopa talk
about more than any other?
Lemmy: River City Ransom
Arim: River City Ransom
Rachelle: River City Ransom
Crazy Packers Fan: You get the idea.
Misty: It was a good game!
Crazy Packers Fan: On to the third-to-last question... what is the immunity game this week?
Lemmy: Mario Kart 64.
Arim: NCAA Football 2003
Rachelle: That college football game...
Crazy Packers Fan: That's close enough,
Rachelle, and both Arim and Rachelle are correct! That keeps
Rachelle two back of Lemmy and one
back of Arim. The next question... what is Crazy Packers Fan's favorite
baseball team?
Lemmy: A's
Arim: A's
Rachelle: A's
Crazy Packers Fan: I thought no one knew! Anyway, Rachelle is eliminated from this contest! We're down to one question, with Lemmy up by one. Here it is... what jury tourist and Bowser are best of friends?
Lemmy: Koshi
Arim: Koshi
Crazy Packers Fan: That's right, Koshi!
Koshi: WHAT?! Bowser's my best friend?! Give me a break!
Crazy Packers Fan: It doesn't matter anyway. Lemmy wins immunity!
Lemmy: Nice.
Crazy Packers Fan: Start the Mass Massacre!
Mass Massacre
Crazy Packers Fan: That's better. Now, Lemmy's the only one who votes here. Naturally, if Arim and Rachelle voted, Arim would vote for Arim and Rachelle would vote for Rachelle, and they would offset, so we're down to Lemmy's vote. Go ahead, Lemmy!
Lemmy goes to vote.
Lemmy, Clown Prince: This is a tough
vote for me... both of my opponents have played the game very well,
and are easy to get along with. I've
felt I could trust them, too, and have since the start. This is a purely
strategic vote, as I look ahead to the final two. It's too bad that we
all can't win, but I hope we'll be back on the same side in the future.
Crazy Packers Fan: I'll go tally the votes... or vote, I should say. No, that was not supposed to be a joke.
Crazy Packers Fan gets the vote, mixes it around, then comes back.
Crazy Packers Fan: Once I read the vote,
the decision is final, and that player will be asked to hand me his
or her Bob-omb and jump in the jar.
The vote is for... oh, you know who it's for anyway. Why should I even
do
the whole dramatic thing?
Arim: Just read it and get it over with!
Crazy Packers Fan: Okay. The vote is for... wait a minute, is this-
Arim: READ IT!!!
Crazy Packers Fan: Rachelle!
Rachelle: As I figured...
Crazy Packers Fan: The Bob-omb?
Rachelle: Here.
Crazy Packers Fan: Rachelle, the mass has spoken.
BOOM!!!
Crazy Packers Fan: Jump in the jar, Rachelle.
Arim: Wow, I'm still here!
Crazy Packers Fan: Yes, you two have
made it all the way! Tomorrow... we decide who wins the one million
coins! Good night!
Lemmy and Arim leave the Mass Massacre.
In the Interview Room...
Rachelle, Co-Webmaster: Hmm... Well,
what can I say? I made it to the final three. Along the way, I've seen
immunities won.... alliances made... spirits soar... and feelings hurt.
While it is my own personal opinion that a few people may have over-reacted
to being voted off, sometimes it was still hard to see friends leave
feeling they were betrayed. I also
think that maybe I would have had a better shot at making it to the final
two if I'd have booted Arim out when I had the chance... but when presented
with the opportunity to at least tie that vote I decided to stick with
my alliance rather than stab a fellow Survivor in the back. Er, not that
I'm trying to put myself off as all noble or anything. In fact, I believe
that Lemmy and Arim have earned their current positions far more than I
have. So... that said, I played the game, I made it as far as I did without
compromising myself, and I have no regrets about leaving this way. Best
of luck to the both of ya, Arim and Lemmy!
Long pause...
Rachelle spits an egg at the camera, leaving the lens covered in broken shells and egg white.
Who voted for who?
Lemmy: Rachelle