Vapor: You know, that was a great breakfast this morning.
Bowser 52589: Yeah, I’m surprised they actually secretly fed us.
Simon: Too bad that other team had to get fed too.
Lord Seth: I told you guys Morton was good for something!
Washu, Gatherer: You are going to edit this, aren’t you?
Stupid Cameraman: Uh... yeah. Can’t give anything away.
David Lewis: You think there’s a chance that they’ll give us anything else?
Dane Petersen: No. This contest can’t be this easy!
Vapor: Any idea what that thing over there is?
Simon: That looks to me like a gigantic Fry Guy, which is spitting huge fireballs this way.
David Lewis: Can we fight it off in any way?
Washu: I don’t have any Mushroom Blocks!
Lord Seth, Interviewer Extraordinare:
Yet another case where using my powers would fix everything, but I’m
not allowed.
Bowser 52589: Why did it have to stop raining?
David Lewis: Is running a good alternative to fighting?
Fry Guy: I’m too hot to touch!
Dane Petersen: He’s getting closer to ruining our camp... whatever’s left of it, anyway.
Washu: What do you think we should do, Husky?
Husky: Run!
The Troopa Mass, following orders from
a dog, grab their Bob-ombs and start to run like crazy, while the
gigantic Fry Guy starts to wreak havoc
on the camp. They end up finding a trail.
David Lewis: Is this the best choice?
Lord Seth: Here’s our choices: run or get fried. What do you think?
David Lewis: Okay, maybe you’re right. Maybe.
The Troopa Mass starts going all over
the place, looking for somewhere to stay, seeing the huge forest
fire at their old camp, which actually
wasn’t their camp anyway. They see a sign that says "Follow this
short path to camp!".
Lord Seth: See, this was the best choice!
Vapor runs ahead of the mass and into the camp ahead.
Lemmy: Hello Vapor! Wait a minute, what are you doing here?
Both masses, but in Camp Koopa- or actually Camp Troopa.
Videogamerpat: What, did they actually decide that we’re going to have to switch camps?
Lord Seth: No, but a gigantic Fry Guy
came towards us. We had nothing to fend him off with, so he won.
Fortunately, we got away in time.
Vapor: Our camp got destroyed.
Bowser 52589: Yeah, I guess we’re going to have to stay here now.
Misty: Oh no you’re not! What, suddenly you start making the rules to this game?
Simon: Yeah.
Rachelle: I think we’ve got to decide this in some kind of contest. I mean, we actually made ourselves moss pillows and grass blankets! We’re not letting you take it from us!
Guest256: Just leave us alone, and we won’t tell the Crazy guy!
David Lewis: I don’t think so!
King 27: Just let them stay! They won’t bother us!
Arim: Are you kidding? They’re going to steal everything we have off us! See, look at this stash of food I stole from this morning’s breakfast!
Koshi: Yeah, I still want that fruit!
Dane Petersen: We could easily take you down in a fight for your camp, which is actually our camp!
Lemmy: Is that a threat?
Rachelle: You bet it is! Come on, let’s go!
After Rachelle spits a couple of eggs
at the Troopa Mass Members, the two masses get into one of those
pathetic baseball fights where no one’s
actually hitting each other, as they’re all just grabbing and trying to
tackle each other.
Misty: This is stupid, I must admit!
Roy jumps out of the warp pipe near the camp and sees the horrible fight going on.
Roy: Hey, this is some good stuff here!
I was going to tell about what the special reward challenge is, but
I’d rather watch this!
Lemmy: Just tell us already!
Roy: All right, here goes:
A-raiding you will go,
A-raiding you will go,
After beating Mario,
A-raiding you will go.
This is probably just a bunch of moronity for this challenge, but I’ll let you know this- it starts in five minutes, and any player not there in time gets a huge punishment!
Lemmy: Stop the fight and we’ll settle this at the reward challenge!
Reward Challenge
Crazy Packers Fan: Well, well, well, look who we have here! The 15 players who ruined their camps out of strategy!
Lord Seth: Shut up! You would have done it too!
Crazy Packers Fan: Very true. Anyway, this challenge is quite simple. Each team sends out seven members, so Koopa Mass will have to bench a member. The seven for each squad must go through their respective maze of giant Shy Guys, hoping to find Mario. Whoever finds him first must have six members beat him in a race back here to the finish line to win, while another member follows him across the finish line!
Lord Seth: And the reward is?
Crazy Packers Fan: I’ll tell you the reward later!
Lemmy: How are there two Marios?
Crazy Packers Fan: Okay, okay, they are Mario clones. By the way, those Shy Guys bite!
Misty: Thanks for the warning.
Crazy Packers Fan: Who will sit out for Koopa Mass?
Guest256: King 27!
Crazy Packers Fan: Okay, King 27 will sit out. Survivors ready, go!
Both teams charge into the mazes. Bowser
52589 leads the way for his team, getting them pretty far through
the maze, when they finally get stuck
in a dead end. Even worse, the Shy Guys are walking back and forth.
Bowser 52589: Now what do we do?
Simon: Hope that they move out of our way, maybe!
Meanwhile, Lemmy and Guest256 have found the Mario clone, and Guest256 is following Mario closely behind him, while he yells at the rest of the team to get going, and get going quickly!
Guest256: Hurry up! This Mario guy’s a little faster than we thought.
Meanwhile, the Troopa Mass has also finally found the Mario clone. Lord Seth is following Mario.
Lord Seth: Let’s go, let’s go!
A close race develops for each team,
as each and every player is getting bit by Shy Guys. Finally, the Koopa
Mass and Troopa Mass emerge from the
mazes and start to run for the finish line. The winner is...
Crazy Packers Fan: Koopa Mass wins the reward challenge!
The Troopa Mass members look downhearted,
while a celebration begins for the Koopa Mass. It all looks
great for them, but then Crazy Packers
Fan announces the reward.
Crazy Packers Fan: Your team’s reward is to go and raid the Troopa Mass’s camp! Not your own, but theirs!
Koopa Mass: OH NO!!!
Crazy Packers Fan: You can head to Camp Troopa through this special pipe over here, Koopa Mass, while the Troopas stay here!
Koopa Mass
Lemmy: So, who led the way for our team to win?
Arim: You did!
Lemmy: I was just about to say that.
Videogamerpat: Well, this isn’t all bad. I mean, there’s... well, there’s nothing much.
Misty: There’s fire!
Guest256, Spiky Rock: Well, at least there’s one optimist here.
King 27: What can we possibly do with fire?
Guest256: Use it for our campfire! Here, just light up a stick and we’ll bring it back to our camp!
Lemmy: Good idea, Guest256!
Rachelle, Co-Webmaster: I’m impressed with Guest256’s thinking!
Koshi: Come on, let’s head back to our camp through that pipe!
The Koopa Mass enters the pipe.
Reward Challenge Grounds
Crazy Packers Fan: Okay, let’s see what you guys got... eight torches lit on fire? That’s it?
Guest256: What did you expect? They don’t have anything left at their camp now!
Lord Seth: Thanks to that Fry Guy, mainly.
Crazy Packers Fan: Well, take your respective pipe and head back to your camps.
The masses do so.
Crazy Packers Fan: Hey, Roy, why are you laughing?
Roy: I switched the signs! They’re going to be in the opposite camps!
Crazy Packers Fan: It won’t matter anyway, so I guess that’s fine...
Troopa Mass
Lord Seth: All right, we’re in the Koopas’ Camp!
Vapor: Look at all the food Arim had stashed behind!
Bowser 52589: This is great! We’ll eat now!
Koopa Mass
Lemmy: So, why are we back where we just came from?
Videogamerpat: You know what, I don’t know, but I don’t like this.
Rachelle: I’m going back in the pipe and complaining!
Guest256: Let’s go!
As soon as the Koopas go to the pipe
and end up where the reward challenge was, the warp pipe gets shut
down.
Misty: There’s no one here!
Arim: Just go down the other pipe that we didn’t take!
As King 27 goes to enter the pipe, he finds that he can’t enter it.
King 27: I can’t get in!
Guest256: What?!
Koshi tries the other pipe, but it doesn’t work either.
Koshi: I can’t get in either!
Lemmy: Uh oh, they must have shut down
the warp pipes for some reason. We’ll have to stay here for the
night.
Day 5
Koopa Mass
Lemmy, Clown Prince: Arrrrgh, that was
one of the most annoying nights of my life! I thought that sleeping in
that corner away from anything and
anyone else would work to put me to sleep easily, but instead, the stupid
cries of Shy Guys and Snifits and Tweeters and Beezos in the distance woke
me up and basically kept me up all night!
Videogamerpat: What’s today?
Koshi: It seems like day 22.
Guest256: I don’t know.
Misty: It’s just another day in paradise...
Arim, Goomba Hater: I don’t even want to know what today is. I want to get this stupid thing over with, that’s all.
King 27: Uh, what are all the Koopalings doing over there?
Rachelle: They’re building a couple
of roller coaster cars, from what I can see, and they’re going to put
them on that roller coaster over there.
Seems to me that an immunity challenge will contain all of those things
in it.
Lemmy: I don’t like the fact that there are millions of gigantic Cobrats slithering this way, spitting their nightmare bullets at us.
Arim runs over to the warp pipes, hoping to enter one, but none of them work.
Arim: I don’t like the fact that we can’t get out of here, either.
Guest256: Well, there’s something that
almost every truly courageous, valiant person does in a time of
trouble like this: run!!!
The Koopas take off running, looking
for some type of shelter. They see a map nearby, taped to a sign.
Rachelle grabs it off the sign and
continues running with the rest. They finally lose the Cobrats while they
start to follow the path.
Misty: Anyone know where we’re going?
Guest256: No, but it’s better than not going anywhere!
King 27: I think we should stay put.
Arim: Well, I’ve got to agree that staying put is probably the safer idea, now that we’ve lost the Cobrats, but we might as well find out where we’re going.
King 27: Very true...
The Koopa Mass continues on the path until Lemmy bumps into a super-sized Snifit.
Lemmy: Uh oh, sorry guy!
Snifit: Time for you all to feel my wrath!
Rachelle, Co-Webmaster: I’m not too big of a fan of ones who threaten you with “feeling their wrath”.
Rachelle: Uh, could we get by you? We need to keep on going for our game, you know what I mean?
Snifit: No, I don’t. Ready for a nightmare?
Guest256: Grab some veggies!
Snifit: There aren’t any here, are there?
Guest256: Look into this little creek here and see!
Snifit: Okay, I will.
Guest256 and Arim push the Snifit into the creek, and the mass moves on.
Troopa Mass
Lord Seth: This is great! They win the challenge, but we win the reward, basically! You guys feel the same way, right?
Vapor: I don’t know about them, but I do!
Bowser 52589: Yeah, this is great. The
only problem I can foresee is if we get overconfident or if this is a
trap to get us in more trouble.
Simon: Very true. Hey, what’s that big Beezo doing flying so low?
The Beezo sticks its pitchfork into David Lewis’s pocket, then flies off with David Lewis still hanging on.
David Lewis: Help! Help!
Dane Petersen: We’ll save you! ... I hope.
Washu: Come on, let’s go!
Husky: Yeah, follow my lead!
Again, the Troopa Mass follows orders from a dog, going right behind Husky as she goes running after the flying Beezo.
Lord Seth, Interviewer Extraordinare: Is this entire adventure just going to be running?
Vapor: Here’s a vegetable!
Vapor tosses the vegetable at the Beezo
on the run, and he gets a direct hit. The Beezo disappears while
David Lewis falls off.
Dane Petersen: Are you okay?
David Lewis: Yeah, I’ll be all right. Besides, that was fun! I wish I could do it again!
Another big Beezo flies forward and hits David Lewis in the back with the pitchfork lightly but doesn’t hook him.
David Lewis: Ouch. Maybe not.
Dane Petersen: Are you all right this time?
David Lewis: Yeah, I’m fine now. That was nothing.
Another big Beezo starts to fly forward.
Lord Seth: This is getting out of hand!
Fortunately, this Beezo misses them all, including David Lewis.
Washu: I’m sick of this stuff.
Husky: Let’s go back to camp!
On the way back, they can’t remember which way their camp is.
Vapor: Where is it?
Bowser 52589: Don’t ask me!
Simon: Great, we’re lost again!
A few hours later...
Simon: We’re still lost!
Koopa Mass
Lemmy: There isn’t that much farther we have to walk, now. I think we’re almost there!
A couple of minutes later...
Lemmy: We’re here! And this actually looks like a camp, too!
Guest256: Look, hammocks, food, and fire!
Misty: I wonder where we are now?
Rachelle: Well, this sign ought to tell us... welcome to Camp Camera? Oh no!
Videogamerpat, Social Outcast: I hope no one sees us!
Stupid Cameraman: I do!
Videogamerpat, Social Outcast: Besides you. After all, you’re too stupid to tell anyone.
Stupid Cameraman: Yeah, I guess you’re right...
Guest256: Let’s stay here from now on! After all, this place is pretty safe, I’d say!
King 27: Safe from what?
Guest256: Sub-conians!
King 27: Right, right!
Arim, Goomba Hater: As long as it’s safe from Goombas, too!
Rachelle: Let’s just hope no one comes here to find us, and let’s NOT BURN THE CAMP DOWN THIS TIME!!!
Guest256 and Arim: Right.
Koshi: Yeah, we’ll be sure not to do that. But as for now, let’s eat!
Koshi, Fruit Freak: Good thing they have tons of fruits!
Troopa Mass
Lord Seth: Well, where are we going?
Vapor: It’s been probably about eight hours now since we last saw our camp, which was their camp, but which was also our camp, anyway-
Simon: Let’s just camp out here for the night.
Bowser 52589: Good idea, I have to say.
Koopa Mass
Lemmy, Clown Prince: What do you want me to say? Let’s go to bed?
Stupid Cameraman: Good enough.
Day 6
Troopa Mass
Dane Petersen: That was the worst sleep of my life!
Washu: Besides two nights before, of course.
Husky: That’s for sure.
David Lewis: Hey, guys, how are we going to get to that immunity challenge today?
Lord Seth: Who knows?
Vapor: Hey, what’s that?
Bowser 52589: It’s Bowser!
Bowser: Hey, guys! The immunity challenge is starting soon, so follow me into this pipe. I have collected all of your Bob-ombs for you!
Simon: No poem?
Bowser: The poem! I almost forgot! Here it is:
Roller coasters are a thing you can
see
At a place that is as fun as can be!
Ride this one through Sub-con Park
And immunity will be yours if you hit
the mark!
Come on, let’s go!
Koopa Mass
Lemmy: Wow, was that a nice sleep! Let’s have some more food now!
As the Koopas enjoy the food, a shadow enters the camp.
Guest256: Oh no!
King 27: It’s, it’s, it’s-
ALL: MR. GAME & WATCH!!!
Mr. Game & Watch: Beep beep beep, beep beep beep, beep beep beep. Beep.
Lemmy: Okay, we’ll go into the pipe so we can do the immunity challenge, and you’ve got our Bob-ombs waiting for us, but what about the poem?
Mr. Game & Watch: Beep! Beep beep:
Beep beep beep beep beep,
Beep beep beep beep beep!
Beep beep beep beep beep,
Beep beep beep beep beep!
BEEP BEEP!!!
Lemmy: Okay, come on, let’s go!
Immunity Challenge
Crazy Packers Fan: Well, I see that
you two masses can’t stay in your own camp. You want some action,
right? Well, here’s some good action:
how about a roller-coaster thrill ride?
Lemmy: Oh boy.
Crazy Packers Fan: One member from the
Koopa squad must sit out, while the rest of you will get into your
respective roller-coaster car. While
you go through this roller-coaster, you’ll have to use vegetables from
your car and hit floating and flying Beezos to get points, big Beezos,
I’m saying. The team with more points at the end of the roller coaster
ride wins! Who will sit out for the Koopas?
King 27: I will. I don’t want the pressure put on myself.
Crazy Packers Fan: Okay. May I have the immunity game, Rachelle?
Rachelle: Sure!
Rachelle gives Crazy Packers Fan the Mario Kart 64 cartridge.
Crazy Packers Fan: You’ll be playing for an All-Star Baseball 2000 cartridge this week, which is the immunity game. Plus, I’ll give you back your Bob-ombs at the end of the challenge as well. Anyway, get in your cars!
The players do so. Meanwhile, a Troopa goes up and bites Bowser, who falls over, wailing in pain.
Bowser: Yee-owch!
Crazy Packers Fan: Never mind him, folks! What a wimp! Anyway, Survivors ready, go!
Roy hits a switch, starting off each
car at the same time. The cars start up a big hill, with both teams
hitting two Beezos each along the way
up. Then, all of a sudden, with both cars going down a hill, the cars
jump over a gap in the track, barely
making it to the other side of the track.
Lemmy: It looks like someone ate that track! This thing is too dangerous!
The cars go over many dangerous gaps, barely surviving. Lord Seth and Bowser 52589 each hit a Beezo, while Guest256 gets one. With the score 4-3, the teams enter a last loop. Each of the Koopas gets ready to grab a vegetable, just as they go upside-down. However...
Misty: My vegetable!
Rachelle: Mine too!
Arim: There goes mine!
The vegetables fall out from the Koopas’ car, and both cars cross the finish line.
Crazy Packers Fan: Troopa Mass wins immunity!
The Troopas all grab the immunity game, holding it up triumphantly. All players grab their Bob-ombs and head toward the pipes they came through, and enter them.
Troopa Mass
Lord Seth: We won. Simply amazing, I have to say.
Vapor: Yeah, it’s time to celebrate!
Bowser 52589: Too bad we don’t have any food to celebrate with...
Koopa Mass
Lemmy: Here comes our first Mass Massacre. Someone’s going to come get us to take us to Mass Massacre, I think.
Misty: I hope. I really don’t want to have to be looking for it using a map.
Suddenly, Roy comes out a pipe.
Roy: Grab your Bob-ombs!
The Koopas do so.
Roy: I’m throwing out this potion, and you must enter the door to get to Mass Massacre!
Videogamerpat: This is confusing, isn’t it?
Guest256: Yeah, I guess so.
The Koopa Mass enters the door, while Roy stays outside.
Mass Massacre
The Koopa Mass sees their camp, but completely backwards. Crazy Packers Fan is sitting on a chair in the middle, with a wishing well 50 feet away, and also a jar right next to Crazy Packers Fan’s chair.
Crazy Packers Fan: Welcome here to Mass
Massacre! I know this may seem like a dream, but this is Mass
Massacre for Survivor 3, here in Sub-space!
Lemmy: I don’t like this already!
Crazy Packers Fan: That wishing well
over there is where you will place your votes, and this jar will be your
warp out of here if you get voted off. Whoever gets voted off tonight will
have to exit through here, after I light their Bob-omb with a lighter I
have in my pocket. Of course, these Bob-ombs do not cause any
harmful explosions, but they do explode
quickly, disappearing into nothing and making a loud noise. So,
after going all over the place, you
finally come to a camera camp that we set up, but we didn’t need. How
has it been trying to overcome adversity?
Lemmy: Quite difficult, I’ve got to say.
Videogamerpat: Yeah, very hard.
Crazy Packers Fan: Any alliances form yet?
Guest256: I don’t want to give anything away.
Misty: I don’t know, maybe.
Crazy Packers Fan: Any of you nervous and uptight?
Koshi: Oh, I am!
King 27: Nah. What’s to worry about?
Crazy Packers Fan: Do you like your new camp?
Arim: Oh yeah.
Rachelle: It’s a heck of a lot better than the other one, I’ll tell you.
Crazy Packers Fan: All right, it’s time to vote. Those of you who want to forfeit your right to vote put a X on your piece of paper.
Ludwig’s organ rendition of the Tribal
Council music starts to blast out of some clearly obvious-looking
speakers.
Arim goes to vote.
Guest256 goes to vote.
Guest256, Spiky Rock: I'm voting for King 27. You've been a nice waste of space and all, and it's been a terrible time having you, but it's time for you to go. You're obviously just some greedy little rat who came on this team for the votes. Well, you don't deserve two or four, seeing how you really don't like CONTRIBUTING anyhow. I hope the others see how worthless you are and vote you off.
King 27 goes to vote.
Koshi goes to vote.
Lemmy goes to vote.
Lemmy, Clown Prince: My vote is for King 27. King, I know you tried hard, but you didn't help out in the immunity challenge, and right now we need everyone contributing. Have a nice vacation off the island.
Misty goes to vote.
Rachelle goes to vote.
Rachelle, Co-Webmaster: My vote goes to King 27, because I've never really liked the number 27, and- Just kidding. You're the only one in our mass who I wasn't familiar with from the start, and as of yet, you've really done nothing to give me a good impression as far as the immunity challenge was concerned. Sorry.
Videogamerpat goes to vote.
Crazy Packers Fan: I’ll go tally the votes.
For the second consecutive week, Crazy Packers Fan gets the votes in order without anything bad happening.
Crazy Packers Fan: Once I read the votes, the decision is final, and the one voted off must come up here and bring me their Bob-omb immediately. The first vote: Videogamerpat.
A cameraman walks up to Videogamerpat, trying to get a close-up, but Videogamerpat punches the camera and breaks it. Meanwhile, another cameraman is there, just in case.
Crazy Packers Fan: King 27.
The music gets tenser- or louder- or more awful, whichever way you want to describe Ludwig’s music playing.
Crazy Packers Fan: King 27.
King 27: No!
Crazy Packers Fan: King 27.
King 27: It can’t be!
Crazy Packers Fan: King 27.
King 27: It’s impossible!
Crazy Packers Fan: 4-1 vote total, King 27 over Videogamerpat. The sixth vote: King 27.
King 27: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Guest256: Screaming won’t help, King 27.
Misty: That guy knows the exact quote from The Empire Strikes Back!
Crazy Packers Fan: You need to bring me your Bob-omb, King 27.
King 27 does so.
Crazy Packers Fan (lighting the Bob-omb): King 27, the mass has spoken.
BOOM!!!
Crazy Packers Fan: King 27, jump in the jar.
King 27 does so, and he is warped into Crazy Packers Fan’s Interview Room.
Crazy Packers Fan: You can head back through the door, after grabbing your Bob-ombs. I’m sure this vote has changed a lot.
Guest256: Boy, has it ever!
The Koopa Mass exits out the door with their Bob-ombs, and everything from the Mass Massacre disappears. Roy runs off and exits the camp through a pipe.
Lemmy: That was different.
Misty: I don’t like it.
Rachelle: It was okay.
Guest256: I don’t want to go back.
Videogamerpat: It was kind of... spooky, I think.
Arim: Wow! What a place!
Koshi: I don’t like it. No fruit!
In the Interview Room...
King 27, Army Leader: From the beginning, I felt outnumbered, and that didn’t change one bit the whole way through. I hope Troopa Mass knocks out those guys later on!
Who voted for who?
Arim: King 27
Guest256: King 27
King 27: X (vote given to Videogamerpat)
Koshi: King 27
Lemmy: King 27
Misty: King 27
Rachelle: King 27
Videogamerpat: King 27