Lemmy: *yawn* It’s a good morning- You’re still playing those games?!
Misty: I slept for a little while but woke up early, so I decided to keep playing.
Videogamerpat: Yeah, I slept too, last evening. I then woke up a few minutes ago and started playing.
Lemmy: I don’t get it. You haven’t even eaten!
Misty: Neither have you!
Lemmy: I know that! I’m only starving to death! In fact, not eating has started to make me go a little... well, it’s made me mad!
Rachelle: Well, that’s really not any of our faults. We need to find food quickly.
Guest256: In case you care, I saw Roy with a bunch of pizza boxes over there.
Arim: Are you sure that wasn’t a mirage?
Guest256: Look, I don’t see mirages. I saw what I saw, and that’s that.
Koshi: Well, then what are you waiting for? Go get the pizza off Roy!
Lemmy: It’s not good to fight Roy, especially
whenever that Crazy man has about 5,000 cameras around this
place. You know what he’ll do? He’ll
send 11 Chargin’ Chucks, 5 Soprano Sledges, and 20 Boom Booms after us!
Misty: You know the exact numbers now?
Lemmy: They’re a little hard to forget when they’re in practically every Interview of his!
Guest256: Well, I’m not afraid of some stupid turtles. If any of them try to jump on me, they’ll be in pain for a couple of years.
The seven Koopa Mass members walk over
to Roy, who is conveniently sitting on a chair not too far from them, with
his back facing them. In a sudden outburst of action, the entire Koopa
Mass finds themselves in a
huge wrestling match with some nearby
Chargin’ Chucks who were hiding. Roy, of course, is still just sitting
on the chair eating pizza, while the
other Koopalings (besides Lemmy, of course) start to come over to watch.
One hour later...
Chargin’ Chuck from Mario Madness: Hey, what are we fighting for?
Guest256: All we wanted was some pizza!
Chargin’ Chuck from Mario Madness: Oh, you can have it!
It’s quite a shame that the Koopalings
(besides Lemmy, of course) ate all the pizza while watching the
wrestling match.
Troopa Mass
Dane Petersen: Well, we’re still here.
Lord Seth: Yeah, we haven’t been kicked out yet, and I don’t plan on getting kicked out.
Vapor: Where are we, anyway?
Bowser 52589: Can’t you remember from yesterday?
Vapor: Nope.
Bowser 52589: Well, neither can I. Simon, go ask that stupid cameraman for yesterday’s script!
Simon: Sure, why not?
Simon, Interviewer: Hey, Stupid Cameraman!
Stupid Cameraman: What do you want?
Simon, Interviewer: Could we please have yesterday’s script?
Stupid Cameraman: Script to what?
Simon, Interviewer: To Survivor 3, what else?!
Stupid Cameraman: I just so happen to have it right here!
Simon, Interviewer: Boy, what a surprise.
Stupid Cameraman: Here you go!
Simon: Well, according to this, we’re at some kind of camera camp...
Washu: Good. Now let’s not make a big deal, so we can stay here!
Husky: Right. If we talk too loud, all of a sudden some giant enemy will come out and crush our camp!
All of a sudden, as if on cue, a gigantic Mouser comes out of nowhere, running towards the Troopas’ camp.
Lord Seth: You were a little too loud, Husky!
But for some reason, the Mouser runs
away. Why? Probably so this show doesn’t get any more predictable
than it already is.
Simon: That was a close call.
Bowser 52589: Yeah. This show was just about to jump the shark!
Vapor: Oh, come on, Survivor jumped the shark long ago!
Dane Petersen: Jump? Shark?
Lord Seth: You know what, whether this show’s gone downhill or not, I don’t know. I just know that we’ve got to win the immunity challenge or we’re in a real rut!
Simon: More than that, when’s the reward challenge?
Washu: Probably as soon as we say that they probably forgot about it.
Husky: I want a reward, though.
Simon: Okay. They probably forgot about the reward challenge.
Larry suddenly appears.
Washu: What did I tell you?
Larry: Hey, I just came here to hang out for a while, where I’m safe.
Suddenly, the entire Koopa Mass appears, chasing after Larry.
Guest256: You’re going to pay for eating that pizza!
Rachelle: Yeah, you can eat whatever you want! We can’t!
Lord Seth: Oh man. This is turning out to be one interesting episode. I hope it doesn’t get any worse than it already has.
Dane Petersen: Trust me, just from the way I’ve seen things, it’s going to get worse.
All of a sudden, the other five Koopalings besides Lemmy and Larry appear, chasing after the remaining Koopa Mass members.
Simon: Stop the madness!
Now, Chargin’ Chucks come running into
the Troopa camp. The whole time, there are many Koopas running
and chasing after each other, while
the Troopa Mass members just watch from their hammocks. All of a sudden,
Bowser walks in.
Bowser: Time for the reward challenge!
So, everyone has to stop running around
and follow Bowser down through a pipe to the reward challenge,
putting an end to the temporary madness.
Reward Challenge
Crazy Packers Fan: Welcome to today’s reward challenge! You’ll be trying to collect coins in this challenge today. How? Well, each team will have a potion. Throw it in a strategic position, then open the door and pull up as many vegetables as you can, for one coin each. The team with more coins before Subspace runs out wins... this!
Crazy Packers Fan points to a stack
of pizza boxes. This causes both teams to cheer and get ready for the
challenge.
Crazy Packers Fan: One must sit out for the Koopa Mass. Who will that be?
Misty: Me! I don’t want everyone to blame me if we lose!
Crazy Packers Fan: Okay, ready, set, go!
Lemmy finds a place with lots of grasses
and throws out the potion, while Lord Seth does the same for his
team. Each team opens its door at practically
the same time, and the twelve players in the challenge start grabbing as
many grasses as possible. Then, Subspace runs out.
Crazy Packers Fan: Okay, here are the coin totals... Koopa Mass, 25! Troopa Mass...
There is an awkward silence.
Crazy Packers Fan: 24! Koopa Mass wins the reward challenge!
The Koopa Mass members start to cheer and celebrate. Misty runs over and grabs one of the pizza boxes and opens it up. The others in her mass do the same.
Koopa Mass: IT’S EMPTY!!!
Crazy Packers Fan: What happened?
Roy steps out.
Roy: Well, we Koopalings decided to have a snack...
Crazy Packers Fan: So you Koopalings ate it!
Roy: Yeah...
Crazy Packers Fan: Well, that’s good. You deserve it, after working on the upcoming immunity challenge.
Lemmy: What about us?!
Crazy Packers Fan: If you want, you can eat the boxes!
Lemmy looks at the box for a second, then takes a huge bite of it.
Lemmy: You know, this isn’t that bad!
Troopa Mass heads back through the pipe they came through to get back to their camp, while Koopa Mass stays put. By this time, it is evening. Actually, it’s about three in the afternoon, but the Survivor 3 crack crew of Koopalings finds a way to make time speed up, using a Ludwig invention to make time slow down.
Ludwig: Don’t tell me this never happens to you!
Koopa Mass
Misty: Just when I thought we were going to eat, too!
Rachelle: Well, think positive. We had
eaten up until we got kicked out of our camp. We have eaten before
this, so this hasn’t been ten straight
days of hunger. The question I have is, WHY THE HECK DOES TROOPA MASS GET
TO EAT AND NOT US?!
Arim: Hey, was that “empty food” gag something that was used before?
Lemmy: Even if it was, people have been
getting away with reoccurring gags for the last four years. If I'd
stopped it, that Crazy guy would have
about three votes now!
Videogamerpat: I’m going to sleep now, so I can wake up and play some of those excellent video games!
Videogamerpat, Social Outcast: I’m being sarcastic about “excellent”, in case you didn’t know.
Day 11
Troopa Mass
Vapor: What happened yesterday?
Lord Seth: We watched the Koopa Mass chase the Koopalings and Chargin’ Chucks chase them, then lost a challenge, then watched the Koopa Mass not win anything.
Bowser 52589: In other words, nothing.
Lord Seth: I was just about to get to that!
Simon, Interviewer: I would complain
about all the boredom we’re experiencing, but we have food, so I’m
happy. At least we aren’t as pathetic
as the Koopa Mass!
Husky: What is the point of us sticking around here?
Washu: You want to win coins, don’t you?
Husky: What do I need coins for?
Washu: Food!
Husky: I know, it’s on the table.
Washu: No, I mean eating food.
Husky: Yes, I know what you do with food.
Dane Petersen: Oh, please, be quiet so I can sleep!
Lord Seth: Sleep? It’s morning now!
Dane Petersen: What’s wrong with getting some extra sleep?
Bowser 52589: If we want to talk over strategies, games, cards, food, or just talk, you’ll be complaining the whole time, that’s what!
Simon: Wait a minute, let’s not have a fight here. I mean, after all, we’re on the same team, right?
Vapor: We may be on the same team, but
most of us only like each other because they’re carrying us further
into the game. I know that there is
a separation in this mass, and if we don’t win that challenge tomorrow,
that separation will cause one alliance to fall and another one to head
into the merge.
Stupid Cameraman: Good, good! Keep it up! This is high-quality, Survivor talk!
Lord Seth, Interviewer Extraordinare: Hey, shut up! I don’t want you squealing our plans!
Stupid Cameraman: I won’t tell anyone anything... because I really don’t have much more than a five-minute memory.
Vapor, Moronic Genius: That’s nice. Now go away, Stupid Cameraman!
Stupid Cameraman goes away, and, of
course, brings his camera with him. That allows the Troopa Mass to talk
in secret. Why aren’t there any other cameras there, you ask? Well, they
(the producers) had to cut costs
some way, didn’t they?
Koopa Mass
Videogamerpat: Now I know why these games are rated so low.
Misty: Me too, except for Pokémon Gold, and maybe Pokémon Snap isn’t perfect...
Lemmy: I don’t get why you keep on playing those games! If I were doing something with one of those games, it would be eating it, not playing it!
Koshi: You know, this may gross you out, but I’m a Yoshi, and I can eat whatever I want! Let me try one of those games!
Videogamerpat: Here!
Misty: No, not Pokémon Gold!
Slurp!
Koshi: It tastes like plastic.
Videogamerpat: It is plastic!
Koshi: Not bad, actually.
Guest256: Anyone know where that Game Boy Color is? I need it for something!
Videogamerpat: Oops, I gave it to Koshi, and Koshi ate it.
Misty: Hey, was that thing on?
Everyone is silent for a second, and
all of a sudden they hear the sad, depressing New Bark Town music
start to play, coming from Koshi’s
stomach.
Koshi: Look what you did to me now!
Guest256: That isn’t that bad! It could have been worse, like the battery acid leaking out...
Koshi: Don’t say that to me! My stomach feels weak now...
Burp! The Game Boy Color flies out of Koshi, with Pokémon Gold shattering to pieces as the system hits the ground. Ah, the joy of seeing that happen!
Lemmy: All right, now this is getting boring.
Arim: Yeah, switch over to the other mass!
Rachelle: Wait! Don’t we have to find out about the immunity challenge?
Arim: I almost forgot. Send whoever it is in!
Bowser walks in.
Guest256: What do you want?
Bowser: I’m supposed to read you a poem, one I actually wrote myself:
(in Western song style)
There is a really stupid enemy in a
game,
He would qualify for the Moron's Hall
of Fame!
Every other enemy I would much prefer
Than having to talk to the guy that’s
called Bowser!
The guy that’s called Bowser! Whoa!
Rachelle: What did THAT have to do with anything?
Bowser: Everything!
Arim: Get him out of here! He’s mentally insane!
Koshi: Yeah, really, who makes fun of themselves?
Guest256: What about the stupid immunity challenge?
Bowser: Oh, that’s tomorrow. See ya!
Bowser leaves.
Videogamerpat: What was that?
Lemmy: That’s my dad. Unfortunately.
Troopa Mass
Vapor, Moronic Genius: Hey, what are you doing here again?
Stupid Cameraman: They sent me back because Bowser’s about to come here and tell you about the immunity challenge! Then they also said someone needs to watch you to make sure you’re playing by the rules!
Bowser 52589, Emperor of Virtex: So we’re babies, huh?
Stupid Cameraman: I didn’t say THAT...
Bowser walks in.
Bowser: Hey, everybody! I have to read you a poem!
Simon: Fun, fun!
Bowser: Here it goes:
(in Western song style)
There is a really stupid enemy in a
game,
He would qualify for the Moron's Hall
of Fame!
Every other enemy I would much prefer
Than having to talk to the guy that’s
called Bowser!
The guy that’s called Bowser! Whoa!
Lord Seth: And your point is?
Bowser: Immunity challenge tomorrow!
Vapor: I’m sick of waiting. Tell Ludwig to go make time slower.
Bowser: Sure! Right away!
Bowser leaves.
All of a sudden, everything gets dark.
Simon: Yes, it’s time to go to sleep!
Dane Petersen: Actually, it’s a gigantic Mouser’s shadow!
The six Troopa Mass members start screaming and running around in panic.
Lord Seth: Uh... so?
Okay, maybe that was an exaggeration.
Mouser: Here! Have some bombs!
Vapor: We don’t want any!
Mouser: Aw... goodbye!
Washu: Aw... you hurt his feelings!
Husky: Who cares about his feelings?
Washu: You do, don’t you?
Husky: Well, uh, maybe...
Bowser 52589: Now it’s dark for real!
Dane Petersen: Then good night!
Day 12
Koopa Mass
Lemmy, Clown Prince: I’ve become absolutely sick of this! First of all, those video games are still on. I don’t know how much power, electricity, or whatever we’ve wasted, but we have! Plus, Misty is still lamenting the loss of Pokémon Gold, Koshi is eating some of the strangest stuff I’ve ever seen, Guest256 is trying to prove to Rachelle that Porcupos are in fact the top Sub-con enemy, Arim is, well, he’s Arim, and Videogamerpat is playing the games that I abhor so much!
Stupid Cameraman: And your point is?
Lemmy, Clown Prince: I love my team!
Due to time constraints, and lots of boredom in between the morning and the immunity challenge, we must move you ahead in our coverage.
Bowser walks in.
Bowser: Hey, guys! Time for the immunity challenge!
Guest256: Fun, fun! I just hope it doesn’t mean eating Porcupo quills this time!
Troopa Mass
Roy walks into the Troopa camp, which was once a camera-
Roy: Skip it.
Lord Seth: Skip what?
Roy: Never mind. It’s time for the immunity challenge, so get moving!
Immunity Challenge
Crazy Packers Fan: Ha ha ha ha ha, welcome to this immunity challenge, which may become a mass massacre, and I don’t mean the voting time!
Lord Seth: What’s this all about?
Crazy Packers Fan: I’ll explain in a moment. First, I need the immunity game back.
Bowser 52589: Here you go!
Crazy Packers Fan: Thank you. This week,
you’ll be playing for this SNES Super Mario All-Stars cartridge!
Don’t ruin it, because I want it back!
Vapor: Just tell us about the challenge already!
Crazy Packers Fan: Okay! This is a nice obstacle course, filled with an example of each of our Sub-con Park residents. You have to get all of your members across that finish line over there. The catch? You can’t ever touch the ground or the water. Any player who does that disqualifies his or her team and the other mass is immune. Sound fair?
Simon: Uh, no.
Crazy Packers Fan: As I hoped. Husky must stay back for the Troopas, and one must stay back for the Koopas. Who will it be?
Videogamerpat: I will.
Crazy Packers Fan: Okay. I’m paid to say this, so let me say it in peace. For immunity! Survivors ready? Go!
The players start climbing on nearby
Shy Guys. Next, Lemmy and Lord Seth get on Snifits that are moving
further ahead. Misty climbs on top
of a Tweeter. And the rest... well, they decide to stay on the Shy Guys
they are on, because the only other
enemies around are Porcupos, and they wouldn’t want to get a six-foot quill
stuck in their legs. Of course, the Shy Guys don’t go towards the finish
line. No, they head towards a lake.
Guest256: Why do I have the feeling we should have jumped on one of those Porcupos?
Arim: We’re going to have to jump off! Hopefully there's something better to jump on there!
Tremendous Trouters start to jump out
of the lake. The players are somehow able to jump from Trouter to
Trouter across the lake before reaching
some Snifits on the other side. How? Well, maybe because it would
be dumb if the immunity challenge ended
this early.
Rachelle: I’ve got an idea. See those Albatosses flying low? We can all fit on one of those! Jump on one of them!
Surely enough, the four others of Koopa Mass (not Lemmy and Misty) get on the Albatoss. The other five Troopa Mass members (not Lord Seth) see some tremendous Triclydes approaching.
Vapor: Jump on one of those!
Bowser 52589: How can we hold on to it?
Vapor: I don’t know how, but if we don’t, we’ll lose!
Somehow, the five other Troopas get
on the Triclyde, and, holding on to its scales, are able to stay aboard
its tail as it slowly makes its way towards the finish line, where they
see Lord Seth, Misty, and Lemmy
waiting.
Simon: Just like them to get the good breaks!
Near the finish line, the Triclyde is neck-and-neck-and-neck-and-neck with the Albatoss, carrying all the Koopa Mass members. Arim is just about to lead his team in a mad jump off the bird and over the finish line when the Triclyde crosses the finish line with all of the rest of Troopa Mass aboard, giving the Troopas the victory!
Washu: Yes!
But Mr. Game & Watch sees something no one else sees...
Mr. Game & Watch: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP BEEP!!!
Crazy Packers Fan: The winners of immunity is the Mass of Troop- What now, flat man?
Larry: You’ve used that phrase one too many times.
Roy: He says he saw Washu’s foot barely nick the ground!
Crazy Packers Fan: Turn on the instant replay and let’s see!
A few minutes later...
Crazy Packers Fan: Washu’s foot barely nicked the ground before the finish line! Her team is disqualified from the immunity challenge, and Koopa Mass wins immunity!
The Troopas stare at each other in disbelief, wondering how the heck they found a way to lose this one. The Koopas stare at each other in disbelief, wondering how the heck they found a way to win this one. Meanwhile, Videogamerpat has the immunity game, Super Mario All-Stars, and raises it high over his head in triumph. Both masses head back to camp, including Troopa Mass going back through the pipe to their camp, which was really the camera- oh, you know this is just another reoccurring joke!
Koopa Mass
Lemmy: Uh, we won?
Misty: Yet another case of good luck.
Rachelle: Thanks to Mr. Game & Watch, we seven are still together at least one more week! Let’s hear it for Mr. Game & Watch!
Guest256: Uh, beep?
Troopa Mass
Lord Seth, Interviewer Extraordinare: I’m really getting sick of these stupid Mass Massacres. One more, and we’re basically extinguished. Tonight, we’re going to have to get rid of whoever’s weakest, so we stand some chance of winning the next two immunity challenges.
Simon, Interviewer: I just want to get this over with...
Larry walks in, and he throws out a potion.
Larry: Grab your Bob-ombs, and enter the fourth Mass Massacre!
Mass Massacre
The six remaining Troopa Mass members
walk into Subspace. They don’t need to read the description of
the Mass Massacre scene again. They
know what it’s like, from being here for the third time in twelve days.
Crazy Packers Fan: Welcome, welcome,
welcome! You six don’t look too happy, and even Husky doesn’t look that
joyful! This is not a pleasant sight for you guys: you know that for a
third time, you’re going to have to
get rid of a mass member, and that
means you’re in even greater danger of extinguishment when merge time
comes. Not like I care, of course.
I just have to say what I’m paid to say.
Lord Seth: I thought you were the producer this time!
Crazy Packers Fan: Uh, never mind that comment! Edit it out, Stupid Cameraman!
Stupid Cameraman: As always!
Crazy Packers Fan: Now, how does it feel, knowing that you’re going to have to pull off two straight victories in a row with that fierce Koopa alliance up against you?
Vapor: It’s going to be tough, I tell you. It will take good voting strategies, first of all, tonight. Then we’ll get to work on putting out our best work for two straight challenges. We’re going to overcome this adversity, trust me.
Washu: I’m not quite sure how we’re going to do it. If we don’t, at least we can go down fighting.
Husky: I agree!
Crazy Packers Fan: Okay, so you guys
have also been eating and sleeping well. Now in reality Lord Seth
doesn’t need it, but you others have
more strength than those Koopa Mass members, who have been eating
anything from Porcupo quills to pizza
boxes to Poké Gold cartridges.
Dane Petersen: What can I say? I haven’t
messed anything up. I’ve tried hard. I just think we’re not getting the
good breaks. I mean, come on. One inch was enough to separate us from being
tied to being down by
two.
Bowser 52589: That’s what makes this
game so tough. You can play your heart out, but a narrow loss is just
as costly as a wide gap between you
and the winner.
Crazy Packers Fan: Will tonight’s vote be one that affects the new team after the merge?
Lord Seth: Yes, it will. It’s going
to be HUGE. We’re going to get rid of the last player who won’t help us,
while we’re going to be keeping a player
who we’re going to need to step it up.
Simon: I won’t mention any names whatsoever, but some are helping and some aren’t. It’s as simple as that.
Crazy Packers Fan: Okay, guys, it’s time to vote. Start that music!
Ludwig’s organ rendition of the Tribal Council music plays once more.
Bowser 52589 goes to vote.
Dane Petersen goes to vote.
Lord Seth goes to vote.
Lord Seth, Interviewer Extraordinare:
I was hoping we would win the immunity challenge this week so I could
give some more thought to this, but
I can't. Here's the reason for my vote: I've always tried to vote for people
who forfeited their votes, and this time both Husky/Washu AND Dane Peterson
forfeited their votes.
After some consideration, I decided
to vote off Husky/Washu, because Dane submitted something last
update, she didn't. Now, if one of
them hadn't forfeited their votes, it would've been easy. But they both
did, and that's too bad for them.
Simon goes to vote.
Simon, Interviewer: I hate kicking off mass members, esecially those that send stuff, but it's the rules.
Vapor goes to vote.
Washu goes to vote.
Crazy Packers Fan: I’ll go tally the votes.
Crazy Packers Fan goes and gets the
votes, but as he comes back he has to fight several giant Hoopsters
for the votes. After about an hour
of pathetic wrestling, not to mention laughter from the Troopa Mass members
who refuse to help, Crazy Packers Fan is able to get the votes back and
makes his way back to the rest.
Crazy Packers Fan: If you don’t stop laughing, I’ll vote you ALL off! Okay, time for the vote. Once I read the votes, the decision is final, and the person voted off will be asked to hand me his or her Bob-omb and jump in the jar. You all are used to hearing that, aren’t you?
Lord Seth: That’s a mean shot!
Crazy Packers Fan: Okay, let’s have some tense music.
The Koopa Beach music from Super Mario Kart starts to play.
Crazy Packers Fan: Why doesn’t that sound right for this setting? Anyway, the first vote is for Husky/Washu.
Afraid of ruining the camera again, the cameraman just keeps the camera on Crazy Packers Fan.
Crazy Packers Fan: This doesn’t feel
right, with the camera on me. Anyway, the second vote is also for
Husky/Washu.
Stupid Cameraman: I’m not ruining the camera!
Crazy Packers Fan: You’re stupider than I could ever imagine. The third vote... Vapor.
Vapor: Uh oh.
Crazy Packers Fan: Vapor.
Vapor: What?
Crazy Packers Fan: That was the fourth vote. The fifth vote is... Husky/Washu.
Washu: This isn’t good...
Crazy Packers Fan: The final vote is...
There is an awkward silence.
Crazy Packers Fan: Vapor. We have our
first tie. Now, I offer the two of you who are tied a chance to speak,
and please tell why you should stay.
Then, the other four of you will revote, choosing who you wish to vote
off. First, Vapor.
Vapor: You shouldn't vote for me because I am more helpful on the immunity challenges then Husky/Washu. Besides, I'm unlucky enough in my interviews!
Crazy Packers Fan: Now you, Washu.
Washu: First of all, although it's MY responsibility to work on my stories, staying in the contest would maybe push me to work on them harder; if I didn't work on 'em, people might vote me off for not contributing (and I guess that's a good thing). Um, second, I guess I'm not a threat like some other people (who really want to win), unless you qualify me as someone put, a "wild card", because I don't have any good reasons to vote people off and therefore forfeit my vote. Also, I'd have made an alliance with someone (and if I stay I still might), it's just that I'm no good at asking those kind of things. -.-; I'll just say, it was fun while it lasted, and good luck to everyone else!
Crazy Packers Fan: All right, it’s time to revote. Man, I hate these tense moments! Just go!
Bowser 52589 goes to vote.
Dane Petersen goes to vote.
Lord Seth goes to vote.
Lord Seth, Interviewer Extraordinare: I'm not changing my vote, and I'm definitely not voting for Vapor. Husky/Washu, you're gone.
Simon goes to vote.
Simon, Interviewer: Vapor's a genius, he'll be useful to the group.
Crazy Packers Fan: I’ll go tally the votes. What’s everyone staring at me for?
Crazy Packers Fan goes to tally the votes.
Vapor: He obviously doesn’t like these tense moments.
Crazy Packers Fan comes back with the votes, and a Cobrat on his leg.
Crazy Packers Fan: All right. Once I read the votes, the decision is final, and that person will be asked to give me his or her Bob-omb, then jump into the jar of fun. The first vote: Husky/Washu.
The camera stares at Washu, who, like
everyone else is watching the Cobrat slowly crawl up Crazy Packers
Fan’s leg.
Crazy Packers Fan: The next vote... what is it? Oh, it’s Husky/Washu, again.
Now even the camera is watching the Cobrat go all the way up to Crazy Packers Fan’s neck...
Crazy Packers Fan: The third vote... this is very unnecessary attention you’re giving me... Vapor.
The camera zooms in, right as the Cobrat zooms in too...
Crazy Packers Fan: And the fourth and final vote, with it 2-1 Husky/Washu, is...
Silence fills the air.
Crazy Packers Fan: OUCH!!! What the heck is that thing doing on me? Help! Help! Oh, yeah, I put that antivenom on me... I hope.
Vapor: I sure hope this isn’t turning into a FedEx commercial...
Crazy Packers Fan: Anyway, the final vote is for Husky/Washu. Yeah, that’s it. Nothing special. Wait, am I on the air?
Stupid Cameraman: Yes, but we can edit this out!
Crazy Packers Fan: Good. Anyway, Washu, you need to hand me your Bob-omb.
Washu hands Crazy Packers Fan the Bob-omb, who lights it up.
Crazy Packers Fan: Husky/Washu, the mass has spoken.
BOOM!!!
Crazy Packers Fan: Jump in the jar, both of you.
Husky and Washu both jump in the jar.
Crazy Packers Fan: Well, that was fun. Or not... anyway, that ought to be something else, a vote that affects this mass for good. Or is it for the bad? You can head back to reality.
The five remaining Troopa Mass members enter the door of doom, heading back to their camp, realizing that the vote not only put them in a 7-5 hole, but also caused a split in the mass.
Back in the Interview Room...
Washu, Gatherer: Right from the time
David Lewis was voted off, I realized I would get voted off soon and
why. *shrug* I didn’t have any enemies
here, and I don’t like voting people off (my apologies to Dane
Petersen), so I kept my vote as an
X. I guess it doesn’t work that way.
Husky: I need bacon!
Who voted for who?
First vote:
Bowser 52589: X (vote goes to Vapor)
Dane Petersen: Vapor
Lord Seth: Husky/Washu
Simon: Husky/Washu
Vapor: Husky/Washu
Washu: Vapor
Second vote:
Bowser 52589: Husky/Washu
Dane Petersen: X (vote goes to Vapor)
Lord Seth: Husky/Washu
Simon: Husky/Washu