Survivor 3

By Crazy Packers Fan

Day 19

Koopa Mass

Koshi: We made it!

Lemmy: Yes, finally. Barring some disaster or rule change, we'll get rid of the pathetic Troopa Mass without them even being able to touch us.

Koshi: No, I was celebrating the fact that we made it out of that Porcupo mess alive!

Guest256: Now that you bring up Porcupos, I feel that was pretty inhumane to simply pour tons of Porcupos
into a room, just for some stupid contest. What will they think of next?

Videogamerpat, Social Outcast: Why do I have the feeling that it was a very good thing for my sake that we won immunity?

Rachelle: Did anyone here notice that we were never actually given the immunity game?

Guest256: Who cares? At least we won!

Koshi: You have to wonder how long it will take for a disaster to happen to our "camp" here.

Lemmy: You call this a camp?

Koshi: Note the quotes.

Videogamerpat, Social Outcast: Why does something seem wrong about that "quotes" statement?

Rachelle: Anyone have a guess on where our camp will be?

Lemmy: Anywhere but somewhere good.

Koshi: Probably in a boat in the water, maybe.

Guest256: No, I'd expect being stuck in the middle of a whole bunch of those huge Fry Guys.

Arim: I'm back!

Lemmy: From where?

Rachelle: You were standing right here the whole time.

Arim: No, I'm back from not being allowed to talk. You know that rule that Koshi had for a while?

Koshi: You mean about me talking last?

Arim: Yeah. It's something similar to that. I couldn't talk until a certain time or something.

Lemmy: That's a pretty dumb rule. Who made it up?

Arim: The producer likes stuff like that to spice up the show.

Guest256: That's not spicing up anything.

Videogamerpat, Social Outcast: How come I'm not allowed to talk to anyone but the stupid cameraman?

Stupid Cameraman: Hey, that's my name!

Videogamerpat, Social Outcast: Your point is?

Stupid Cameraman: Capitalize it when you talk!

Videogamerpat, Social Outcast: These jokes better stop.

Troopa Mass

Bowser 52589: Bowser's gone, and I wasn't able to destroy him! Who runs off out of the woods like that? Oh well, too bad. Good thing he left his jeep behind, though.

Lord Seth: What are you planning on doing this time?

Bowser 52589: You know how we're going to get voted off one by one? Why not just take off in this jeep and
hide from the Koopalings and Crazy Packers Fan and all of them? If they can't find us, they'll have to vote off a Koopa Mass member!

Vapor: I'm already not liking this idea, but what else can we do?

Simon: We can stay here and go to our horrible new camp with the Koopa Mass.

Vapor: Let's go then, although I know this isn't good.

As the others in his mass jump into the jeep with their Bob-ombs, Bowser 52589 starts to drive the jeep deep into the woods. Eventually the jeep comes out of the woods and into a field of giant Fry Guys. Barely avoiding the Fry Guys' fireballs, he is able to drive out of the field and across a strange bridge above water. While Trouters jump up out of the water beside the jeep, he keeps on going, going into a field of tremendous Triclydes. Eventually he drives towards a strange house.

Lord Seth: What's in there? Let's get out and see!

All four get out of the jeep and walk into the house, where they see Crazy Packers Fan, the Koopalings, and
all of Koopa Mass waiting for them.

Crazy Packers Fan: We're glad you came before we had to send Bowser out to find you. I figured you'd come, though.

Vapor: What an idea, what an idea!

Bowser 52589: Hey, at least I had an idea!

Crazy Packers Fan: You might as well make yourself at home and choose one of the bunk beds to go in.

Bowser 52589 and Lord Seth take the top beds, as Vapor and Simon had already taken the two remaining bottom ones.

Lemmy: Is there a reason it's hot in here?

Crazy Packers Fan: Yeah, here he is.

Lemmy: He?

Panser walks out from behind Roy.

Everyone: OH NO!!!

Panser: What did I do now?

Crazy Packers Fan: Nothing. Panser, being my favorite of all the Sub-conians, is here to be your team mascot.

Guest256: Team mascot?

Crazy Packers Fan: Yes, mascot of Panser Pack.

Arim: That's our new team name?

Crazy Packers Fan: Yes.

Arim: Well, it's better than "Goomba Group".

Videogamerpat: Or even "Moron Mob".

Crazy Packers Fan: Good night, everyone!

Crazy Packers Fan and the Koopalings leave.

Rachelle: Did he say "good night"?

Bowser 52589: Time must be speeding up again.

Simon: I'm fine with that! Good night!

Day 20

Panser Pack

Lemmy, Clown Prince: Does it really have to say "Panser Pack"?

Panser: Hey, I'm here for a reason!

Rachelle: Could you please tell Crazy Packers Fan to stop the SURF gag?

Panser: That's me who's in charge of SURF, not him! That's an insult to me, not him!

Panser starts spitting fireballs at Rachelle.

Rachelle: Stop it, Panser!

Crazy Packers Fan: Hey!

Panser: What are you doing here?

Crazy Packers Fan: I'm here to check on your behavior. That's not the way you handle this situation!

Panser: Then how?

Crazy Packers Fan: Spit a ton of fireballs at once, not in these two-second intervals!

Panser: Oh, sorry.

Rachelle: Hey, you stop it too, CPF!

Crazy Packers Fan: Okay, we'll let you off this time.

Rachelle: You'll let me off every time... or else!

Crazy Packers Fan: I don't like Birdo eggs... okay, we will. Goodbye for now!

Crazy Packers Fan leaves.

Lemmy: So, are we going to just sit around for the next two days until the immunity challenge?

Videogamerpat: Yes!

Arim: Of course!

Simon: What else?

Lemmy: That's what I thought.

Guest256: Seriously, I'd like to get out of this place for a little while, but I figure that something bad will happen if I do.

Lord Seth: I wouldn't go outside if I were you. Chances are, some kind of Triclyde or Clawgrip would chase you.

Vapor: Or maybe a Snifit...

Videogamerpat: No no, probably a Bob-omb!

Rachelle: I'd say a Shy Guy or a Beezo.

Bowser 52589: I bet none of those creatures would come out!

Simon: I'll take that bet!

Bowser 52859: Okay, I'll bet Panser on it.

Panser: No no!

Simon: Fine!

Panser: That's not fair!

Bowser 52589 walks out the door and gets scooped up in a tremendous Tweeter's mouth.

Bowser 52589: Help! Help!

Simon: Rats, I lost the bet!

Panser: I'm not going with that guy!

Lemmy: Are we going to save him or let him go?

Guest256: Let's take a vote.

Bowser 52589: Oh come on!

Lemmy: We'll go by a show of hands. All in favor of going after him raise his or her hand!

No one raises a hand.

Lemmy: As I thought.

Bowser 52589: I'll get you all for this! Hey, don't start to hop! Stop! Stop!

As the Tweeter with Bowser 52589 in its mouth starts to hop away, Bowser hops into the house.

Lemmy: Uh oh. Are we in trouble or something?

Bowser: Oh no! I'm here to read you a poem! Here it is:

The cactus Pokey is very, very sharp
A player who sits on him must feel worse than a carp
But it is worth to sit on him, you will see
As the last one on his Pokey will win immunity.

Simon: That "carp" line doesn't make sense.

Bowser: The poem itself does, though, so goodbye!

Bowser hops out the door.

Lord Seth: Last week, Porcupos, this week, Pokeys. What's next?

Vapor: Probably Pansers.

Panser: You'd better stop guessing before all the suspense gets taken away!

Lemmy: Okay, this is getting really boring. Why can't the sun go down yet?

All of a sudden, the sun goes down.

Lemmy: Good.

Day 21

Bowser 52589

Bowser 52589: Stupid Tweeter! Let me go!

The Tweeter finally opens its beak to try to eat a tree, and Bowser 52589 is released. He runs off into a wooded area, not knowing where he is going.

Bowser 52589: Where am I? Oh, not here again!

Suddenly, Bowser drives by in a jeep.

Bowser: Ha ha, you're all alone here!

Bowser 52589: I'll get you yet, Bowser!

Bowser: Come get me!

Bowser 52589 somehow jumps on top of the jeep, then smashes Bowser's window to get in.

Bowser 52589: I don't know how it's physically possible to do that, but I just did it. I'll get you now!

Bowser: Oh no you won't!

Bowser and Bowser 52589 start to wrestle inside the jeep. Finally the jeep ends up crashing into some bushes while the two wrestle endlessly.

Bowser 52589: What are we doing anyway?

Bowser: Oh, I don't even know!

Bowser and Bowser 52589 stop their wrestling and jump out of the jeep.

Bowser 52589: Do I have to go to an immunity challenge?

Bowser: That's where I was going to take the Panser Pack, but you stopped me from getting to them!

Bowser 52589: Oops... let's take a taxi!

Bowser: Taxi!

A huge Ostro comes running by and the two jump on it. It takes them to the Panser Pack's house, after
much coaxing. When they open the door to the house, they find no one there.

Bowser 52589: As usual, they left without me.

Bowser: Now what do we do?

Bowser 52589: I guess just wait here and see.

A giant Shy Guy goes by on an Autobomb.

Bowser: Get on that thing!

Bowser 52589: Why?

Bowser: Just get on!

The two get on the Autobomb, although it makes no sense to get on something you can't control instead of
staying on the Ostro you can control. Anyway, the Autobomb accidentally takes the two of them to the
immunity challenge, probably just so Bowser 52589 can't complain about the immunity challenge being
unfair towards him.

Immunity Challenge

Crazy Packers Fan: We're glad you could join us, 52589!

Bowser 52589: Uh, sure.

Crazy Packers Fan: Everyone else is already sitting on his or her Pokey, so why don't you sit on yours?

Bowser 52589: Okay.

Bowser 52589 climbs on his Pokey.

Crazy Packers Fan: The last one off his or her Pokey wins this disc of NCAA Football 2003, which I forgot to give out last week! For immunity! Survivors ready, go!

Guest256: Go where?

The players sit on the Pokeys for a minute before Rachelle slips off her Pokey.

Rachelle: Oops...

Lemmy slips off within three minutes of her, as does Guest256 two minutes after him. After Arim goes down
only 30 seconds later and Koshi 45 seconds after Arim, everyone present gets the point that the Koopa Mass portion of Panser Pack is throwing the match.

Videogamerpat: Am I supposed to slip off on purpose too?

Lemmy: Shh!

Videogamerpat: I take that as a yes!

Videogamerpat slips off only 15 seconds after Arim, leaving only the four former Troopa Mass members on their Pokeys. An hour passes by without anyone falling off.

Lord Seth: Oh boy. This could take a while...

Five hours later, all former Troopas are still up on their respective Pokeys.

Simon: Hey, CPF, aren't you going to offer us stuff if we get down?

Crazy Packers Fan: Name your price!

Simon: How about an entire feast?

Crazy Packers Fan: You got it!

Simon: All right!

Simon jumps down.

Bowser 52589: I guess I will too!

Bowser 52589 joins Simon.

Vapor: Sure, why not?

Vapor jumps down as well.

Crazy Packers Fan: Lord Seth wins immunity!

Lord Seth: Yes!

Crazy Packers Fan: But, upon further review...

Lord Seth: Oh no!

Crazy Packers Fan: I'm only joking.

Lord Seth: You'd better be!

Lord Seth jumps down, grabbing the NCAA Football 2003 disc off Crazy Packers Fan.

Simon: Hey, where's our feast?

Crazy Packers Fan: What feast?

Simon: The feast you promised us if we got down!

Crazy Packers Fan: Oh, that? Here you go!

Crazy Packers Fan tosses the three players a bunch of rotten bananas.

Crazy Packers Fan: That's all I have with me. Enjoy! I'll see you all at Mass Massacre tonight!

The ten players walk towards Bowser, who has yet another jeep waiting for them. Squeezing ten players in a jeep is pretty hard, as they proved. Eventually they all get back to their house.

Panser Pack

Lemmy, Clown Prince: Time to start our elimination game!

Videogamerpat, Social Outcast: I've talked to you long enough.

Guest256, Spiky Rock: We're three days closer to this thing being over.

Rachelle, Co-Webmaster: It's a lot of fun blowing a match, I just found out.

Arim, Goomba-Hater: We survived half of this thing, now only 21 days to go!

Koshi, Fruit Freak: This has been a pretty short three days!

Lord Seth, Interviewer Extraordinare: At least I know I'll be around one more week.

Simon, Interviewer: Hopefully I'm not their target.

Vapor, Moronic Genius: I think this contest isn't over yet for me.

Bowser 52589, Emperor of Virtex: Surviving the other players isn't the question, it's getting back at Bowser!

Larry walks in and throws out the potion.

Larry: Ready for Mass Massacre number seven? Well, I don't care if you are or not, but grab your Bob-ombs and let the fun begin!

Mass Massacre

Crazy Packers Fan: Welcome, all of you, to the first Mass Massacre for Panser Pack! I know you've all been
here before, but this is much bigger now. Of course, everyone here knows what they're doing, and that means there's no way I can change things around so this gets exciting, not for a while. So, anyone want to say anything?

Guest256: Yeah. To the one we're about to vote off, it's not going to be the same without you.

Crazy Packers Fan: Why is that?

Guest256: Oh, you'll be the one who'll be more upset about it than the other former mass is.

Crazy Packers Fan: But why?

Guest256: Figure it out later.

Crazy Packers Fan: Okay... how has the new big mass been?

Lemmy: Fine, but still as boring as ever.

Rachelle: I thought we may eat, but we still haven't gotten to do that.

Koshi: Can I eat Panser?

Crazy Packers Fan: Maybe later, but only if he's getting me mad. Does anyone else want me to prolong this any longer, or can we just start the voting?

Koopa Mass: Vote!

Troopa Mass: No!

Crazy Packers Fan: Koopa Mass wins, again! Let's vote!

Crazy Packers Fan is somewhat upset that Ludwig is back, because he enjoyed humming the Tribal Council song. Ludwig plays an organ rendition of the Mario theme song, trying to spice things up, but most of you out there know what's going to happen.

Arim goes to vote.

Bowser 52589 goes to vote.

Guest256 goes to vote.

Koshi goes to vote.

Lemmy goes to vote.

Lemmy: Bowser 52589. You're big, you're strong, you're a threat. You won't be once you're off the island.

Lord Seth goes to vote.

Rachelle goes to vote.

Rachelle: Lord Seth has immunity, so my vote is for Bowser 52589. I believe that he is the other biggest potential threat at the moment. Sorry 'bout that, nothing personal.

Simon goes to vote.

Vapor goes to vote.

Videogamerpat goes to vote.

Crazy Packers Fan: I'll go tally the votes... oh, do I love saying that!

Crazy Packers Fan goes and mixes around the votes a bit, then comes back.

Crazy Packers Fan: Once more... once I read the votes, the decision is final, and the one voted off will be
asked to hand me his or her Bob-omb immediately and jump in the jar. The first vote is for Bowser 52589.

Lemmy: No surprise.

Crazy Packers Fan: The next vote... Videogamerpat.

Lemmy: Everything is going as planned.

Crazy Packers Fan: Bowser 52589.

Bowser 52589: Oh boy.

Crazy Packers Fan: Bowser 52589.

Bowser 52589: Here we go.

Crazy Packers Fan: Bowser 52589.

Bowser 52589: Uh oh.

Crazy Packers Fan: Videogamerpat.

Videogamerpat: This is expected.

Crazy Packers Fan: Videogamerpat.

Videogamerpat: Come on, come on!

Crazy Packers Fan: Videogamerpat. That's four votes for Videogamerpat and four votes for Bowser 52589. The next vote is for... Vapor?

Lemmy: Vapor?

Rachelle: Vapor?

Videogamerpat: Uh oh...

Bowser 52589: This might be my big break!

Crazy Packers Fan: The final vote is for...

Suddenly, the television station switches to the movie Heidi, causing all TV viewers to start yelling and
screaming.

Roy: Hey, Wendy, what are you doing?

Wendy: I'm watching my favorite movie!

Roy: Well don't do it on Plit-wide TV!

Roy pushes some buttons to get the problem fixed. Five minutes after Wendy's mistake, Survivor 3 is switched back on, and the Interview Room is shown.

Bowser 52589, Emperor of Virtex: I suspected that I would eventually be voted off, and I'm very surprised I managed to last this long. It's been very fun, and I've made many new friends. So long!

Who voted for who?
Arim: Bowser 52589
Bowser 52589: Videogamerpat
Guest256: Bowser 52589
Koshi: Vapor
Lemmy: Bowser 52589
Lord Seth: Videogamerpat
Rachelle: Bowser 52589
Simon: Videogamerpat
Vapor: Videogamerpat
Videogamerpat: Bowser 52589

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