Super Mario BROTHERS Sunshine

Started by Hip

Delfino Plaza

The Chuckster's Shine

By Mario

Mario and Luigi jump across the roofs in Delfino Plaza.

Mario: Wee!!! This is fun!

Luigi: Blue was right! This is fun!

Luigi runs into a Chuckster on top of a building.

Chuckster: I'm a Chuckster! You can't hurt me!

Luigi: This seems familiar... Wait! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

The Chuckster throws Luigi into the sea. Mario runs away before the Chuckster can chuck him. Mario suddenly sees something very interesting.

Mario: A Shine Sprite! But how do I get it in that building?

Luigi crawls out of the sea and onto the docks below.

Mario: We could find someone who knows.

Pianta: Yoo-hoo! Will you help me get durians?

Mario: NO WAY! WE ARE NOT GETTING DURIANS!

Pianta: I'll tell you how to get that Shine in the building.

Luigi: I'm listening!

Pianta: First, get the durians.

Mario: Sure thing!

Mario and Luigi run to the market and find some durians. However, it isn't as easy as it seemed.

Luigi: OW! They're too spiky!

Chuckster: I'm a Chuckster! *grabs Luigi*

Luigi: What the? You?! Grr... LISTEN HERE, BUB! I'VE BEEN CHUCKED BY YOU CHUCKSTERS FOR THE LAST TIME! EVER SINCE I GOT HERE, I'VE BEEN EXPERIENCING MOST OF THE PAIN!

The Chuckster lets go of Luigi.

Luigi: NOW I WANT SOME RESPECT OR ELSE!!!

The Chuckster starts to shake and starts bowing to Luigi.

Luigi: PUT THREE DURIANS IN THAT PIANTA'S BASKET!

The Chuckster picks up three durians (mumbling "Ow" every now and then) and then runs to the basket and drops them in.

Pianta: Thanks... I think. Now, all you have to do is have a Chuckster chuck you through a window.

Mario: Why didn't we think of that?

Luigi: Hey! Where is he?

The Chuckster appears around the corner, but has doubled in size and strength. In his hand is an empty can of Power Boost.

Luigi: ... Uh oh!

Chuckster: I'M A CHUCKSTER!!!

The Chuckster throws Luigi far into the distance, beyond the Mushroom Kingdom, beyond Castle Koopa, beyond Dinosaur Land, beyond Sub-con, into the depths of space.

Mario: Mamamia!

The Chuckster suddenly shrinks back to normal size.

Chuckster: It was temporary, but worth it.

Mario: Could you please throw me through that window?

Chuckster: Sure, for a coin.

Mario: Deal!

The Chuckster throws Mario through the window. He lands gracefully on the Shine Sprite.

Mario: Woohoo!

Meanwhile, in space...

Luigi: AIR! I NEED AIR! AND OXYGEN!

Meanwhile (yet again) at Castle Koopa...

Iggy: Lemmy! I saw a shooting plumber!

Lemmy: That's good luck, Iggy!

Meanwhile, back in space...

Luigi: WAS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO SHOW THAT?
 

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