Mario and Luigi are at the Plaza with nothing to do.
Mario: What do you wanna do?
Luigi: I don't know, what do you wanna do?
Mario: I don't know, what do you wanna do?
Luigi: I don't know, what do you wanna do?
Mario: I know what I wanna do!
Luigi: What?
Mario: Collect 100 coins!
Luigi: Ok!
Mario enters the sewers to hunt for 50 coins.
Luigi: To the Airstrip!
Luigi collects ten coins to go to the Airstrip.
Luigi: I guess I'm alone with Mario searching the sewers! Which is good!
Luigi grabs the Turbo Nozzle and bashes through the gate and then dashes past the Strollin' Stus to get more!
Meanwhile in the Delfino Plaza sewers...
Mario: Just 25 more coins and I have 50!
Meanwhile at the Airstrip...
Luigi: Yeah! 50 coins at last!
Luigi takes the boat back to the Plaza. Suddenly Mario pops out of the hidden sewers on the beach with 8 coins and a 1-Up in it!
Luigi: Woah!!! You scared me good!
Mario: Yeah.
Mario and Luigi put their coins together and the Shine Sprite appears on the platform.
Mario: Let's get that Shine by riding Yoshi for style!
Luigi: Ok!
Mario: I get to do it!
Luigi: No, I get to do it!
Mario: No, I get to do it!
Luigi keeps talking and Mario gets angry.
Mario: LET'S JUST PLAY A GAME OF ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!
Mario and Luigi play Rock, Paper, Scissors for three hours straight.
Mario: The score is now tied 99 to 99!
Luigi: This next one wins! But first, can I rest? We've been playing for three hours!
Mario: Ok!
Luigi falls asleep and dreams of victory. In Luigi's Dream...
Luigi: Let's go!
Luigi throws rock and Mario throws scissors.
Luigi: Rock beats Scissors! It's my Shine!
Mario: (crying) Go ahead... *sniff* Get it! *sniff*
Suddenly Mario gets very mad and talks to Luigi.
Mario: ON SECOND THOUGHT, IT'S ALL MINE!
Mario grabs Luigi and ground pounds him deep into the sand of the beach. Mario then starts to pollute the Plaza like Shadow Mario would with the magic brush he found on the ground. Luigi manages to pull himself out of the sand. But by the time he is out, the entire town is dirty!
Luigi: Oh no!!!
Mario: Luigi! Wake up!
Luigi: Huh? What?
Mario: You were dreaming.
Luigi: I'm sure glad you didn't pollute the Plaza!
Mario: I'd never do that! Even If I lost to you!
Luigi: Let's do it!
Mario and Luigi play Rock, Paper, Scissors. Mario throws Paper, but Luigi throws rock.
Mario: Paper beats rock! I win!
Mario hatches Yoshi and makes his way to the platform. Then Mario grabs the Shine!
Mario: Wahha!
Yoshi: Yeah!
Luigi: On to the next... Oh I can't
say it anymore!