Super Mario BROTHERS Sunshine

Started by Hip

Bianco Hills

Down With Petey Piranha

By Miles "Thumbs" Power

Mario: I think we should go back to Bianco Hills.

Luigi: We have an option?

Mario: Hmm… good point, let's go.

They jump into the M on the statue.

Mario: Since we’ve been here, all the goo should be gone.

Luigi: Is that debateable?

They look on to see a long land of goo.

Mario: So, waddaya waiting for? Let's go.

Mario leaps into action, squirting the place clean. Luigi tries to catch up, but finds out FLUDD2 is empty.

Luigi: I’ll just be a sec…

Mario runs into a regular Piranha Plant, which he explodes by filling with water.

Mario: So gross…

Finally Luigi catches up with Mario, just in time to hear a booming voice.

Petey: EH HEHEHE! I am Petey the Piranha Plant. I’m here to take you down, Mario! I’ll… who’s he?

Luigi: I’m-a Luigi [I couldn’t resist], Mario’s Brother!

Petey: You shouldn’t be here! *puts on reading glasses and flips through script* Oh, there you are. Don’t worry, I’ll destroy you before you even get here!

Petey hacks a giant slimeball at the Brothers.

Mario: Quick, up the windmill!

Mario and Luigi quickly run up the windmill, dodging some inconveniently placed vines.

Petey: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU GOT UP HERE! YOU WILL NOW MEET YOUR…

Crack...!

Mario, Luigi, and Petey all look down at the roof, which is giving way beneath their feat.

Mario: Ok… So I could stand to lose a few pounds.

BOOM!

All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Petey: I NOW ALSO CAN’T BELIEVE YOU BROKE MY WINDMILL! TAKE THIS!

Petey leans back and spits gooey slime at the heroes, who quickly dodge well, Mario does.

Luigi: Ew, you are gonna pay!

Luigi, without thinking, fires water into the angry flower.

Petey: OHHH, that gets me bloated!

Petey collapses.

Mario: Hooray, you stopped him cold! But how to finish him off?

Luigi: Hold on, I’ll get the script.

Luigi gets the script and starts reading.

Mario: Um, Luigi…

Luigi: Not now, Mario. Ok, let’s see…

Mario: Um, Luigi…

Luigi: Not now, Mario. Blah, blah, Giant Slimeball...

Mario: Um, Luigi…

Luigi: Not now, Mario. Okay! I found it! We just-

Luigi looks up to see Mario pointing at a large arrow pointing to Petey’s navel.

Luigi: Oh.

Mario ground pounds Petey and they repeat two more times.

Petey: DARN YOU!!! I’LL BE BACK… AND YOU’RE GETTING THE BILL FOR THE ROOF!!!

Luigi: Whatever.

Petey turns into slime and disappears, leaving a Shine Sprite. Mario grabs it and does the dance.

Mario: That Petey Piranha is some character.

Luigi: Yeah, I doubt we’ll ever see him again.
 

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