Super Mario BROTHERS Sunshine

Started by Hip

Ricco Harbor

Blooper Surfing Safari/Surfing Safari Finals

By Blue Boo

After just jumping out of the M to Ricco Harbor, the Mario Bros. stop to rest.

Mario: Boy, am I beat.

Luigi: This is-a hard work!

Mario: Well, we are on vacation.

Luigi: Yeah, let's relax a bit.

Police Guy: Not so fast! You guys still have work to do!

Luigi: Wha!

A police guy stares over Mario and Luigi.

Mario: H..how-a long have you been here?

Police Guy: About an hour.

Luigi: Creepy...

Police Guy: You guys should know that there is still pollution in Ricco Harbor's water.

Mario: But we took-a care of that squid!

Police Guy: But there is still pollution around the sewer drain.

Luigi: That sounds right...

Police Guy: But it's normally clean! You guys need to get down there and fix things.

Luigi: Fine-a.

Mario and Luigi jump back into the M and land in Ricco Harbor.

Luigi: Will we ever get a break?

Mario: I don't know. Maybe there's something fun here to do-a.

Luigi: Wait, I just thought of something... if the water is-a polluted, how will-a we get in?

FLUDD 2: Perhaps we can ride on those Bloopers.

Mario and Luigi look in the direction of a man next to three Bloopers, one green, one yellow, and the other pink.

Mario: Wow!

Man: Hey, you guys are the famous, well known, Mario Brothers!

Luigi: Yup.

Man: How would you two like to ride my fabulous Bloopers?

Mario: Hey, this will-a be fun!

Man: It sure is! The green one is slowest but has the best control. The pink is the fastest but it's hard to control. The yellow is balanced.

Luigi: Green-a for me!

Mario: I want to have a blast! I'll take the pink-a one!

Mario and Luigi hop on their Bloopers and take off.

Guy: Have a good time now!

Mario: Wheee! This is-a fu-

WHAM!

Mario: Oww... I just crashed into the wall...

Luigi: Haha! Faster isn't always-a better!

Mario shakes his head and gets back on his Blooper. Then he notices the polluted drain.

Mario: Luigi! Look!

FLUDD: That is the drain.

Luigi: Good job! Let's-a go!

Mario: Hey! That's-a my line!

Mario and Luigi surf into the drain. They end up in a secret obstacle course.

Mario: Wow! This-a looks fun!

Surf Guy: Welcome! This is my custom-made course for Blooper surfers!

Luigi: This-a must be the source of the po- wait... you mean we can ride on this course?

Surf Guy: Sure! Just hop on a Blooper and go!

Mario: Let's-a go!

Surf Guy: Wait, only one of you can ride at a time.

Luigi: Me first!

As Luigi said this, Mario was already on the pink Blooper.

Mario: I'm ready!

Surf Guy: Ready... set... GO!!!

Mario starts off with a burst of speed. He quickly maneuvers the first turn, nearly slamming into the wall.

Mario: Whoa!

Mario makes a few more turns and comes apon some pink thingies sticking out of the water.

Mario: Uh oh!

00:28:39

Mario turns left and barely avoids hitting the thing. It takes him some time to get back on track.

00:31:87

Mario comes apon a curved path.

Mario: I'll-a never make it this way! Hmm... the sides look short...

Mario drives right toward the side and makes a great leap. He lands on top of it and jumps over all the curves.

00:38:21

Mario sees the finish line and starts going as fast as he can. He makes it across the finish line.

00:42:83

Surf Guy: Good job! You've won a prize!

Mario: Really?

The surf guy hands Mario a Shine Sprite and Mario does the dance.

Luigi: Aww.. I wanted it.

Surf Guy: Now wait a second. I have one more here, and I'll give it to you if you can complete it within 40 seconds.

Luigi: Sure! Let's see... I need to be able to go fast, but I need good control too.

Luigi hops on the yellow Blooper.

Surf Guy: Ready... set... GO!!!

Luigi starts off as fast as he can go. With some work, he makes it past most of the curves. He moves left and right avoiding the pink things.

00:32:48

Luigi: Now to-a finish this!

Luigi hops all the curves as fast as possible and makes a mad dash for the finish line.

00:37:97

Luigi: Come on...

00:39:02

Luigi crosses the finish line.

00:39:99

Surf Guy: Wow! You've earned this!

Luigi: Finally!

The surf guy hands out the Shine Sprite, but Luigi is still on the Blooper. Mario grabs it and does the Shine Dance.

Luigi: Waah.
 

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