Mario and Luigi were working hard. They had completed all of Bianco Hills, and some of Ricco Harbor.
Luigi: Do you think were working too hard?
Luigi wipes his forehead with a tissue. Mario is sweating furiously.
Mario: Yes *pant* I do. And you'rE the only person I know that wipes off sweat with a tissue.
Luigi: I prefer comfort over performance.
Mario: Let's go cool off in Ricco Harbor.
Luigi: How do you cool off in a harbor?
Mario: I have my ways.
Luigi: Strange...
Mario: LET'S GO!
Luigi: (frightened) O-okay.
They head for Ricco Harbor, going through the bad painted M on the wall. As the cutscene says, the gate blocking the top of the tower is gone.
Mario: Hey look, Luigi! The gate at the top of the tower is gone!
Luigi: Let's go up!
Mario: But we can't, not without a Rocket Nozzle.
Luigi: ... WALL JUMP!
Mario: Yay!
Mario and Luigi wall jump up the platform sides, only needing 27 bandages and 3 ice packs.
Mario: I'll bet it's a secret entrance to another world!
Luigi: I'll bet you my limited edition cardboard box that we fall alllllll the way down to our dooms.
Mario: You're on!
They fall down into the white darkness.
Mario: I have a feeling that Shadow Mario is gonna come take our FLUDDs away from us.
All of a sudden, Shadow Mario comes out of the white and takes their FLUDDs.
Mario: (pulling out a handgun) Give them back. Now.
Shadow Mario puts his hands in the air and gives them back.
Mario: Thank you.
Shadow Mario then pulls out an M-16.
Mario: (handing them back) Y-y-y-you can keep them!
Then they dissappear into the white...
They land on a small platform.
Mario: You owe me your cardboard box.
Luigi: Fine.
Luigi hands over his box. They both look at the level before them. It's covered with wooden rectangles that have pegs on them.
Luigi: I'm allergic to sawdust!
Mario: Use a tissue.
They carefully cross the first part, the part with the four wooden peg things.
Mario: There's a Mushroom up there!
Luigi: Let's get it!
Mario: But how?
Mario and Luigi think for a minute.
Luigi and Mario: WALL JUMP!
Luigi and Mario wall jump from opposite walls and race for the 'shroom.
Luigi: I got it!
Mario: NO, I got it!
They both crash into each other and get halves of the fungi, which molds into two Mushrooms thanks to evolution.
Luigi: Let's move on.
They head to the moving gears, which you could slip off and spell your doooooomm.
Mario: Let's go. I'll go first.
Mario jumps on the first wooden gear. His shoe kicks up some dust in Luigi's face.
Luigi: Out... of... tissues... mustn't... sneeeeeeee- AAAACHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOblarg!
Luigi's sneeze blows Mario off the last gear, and slams him and eight gallons of mucus against a wall.
Mario: I'm falling into a bottomless pit!
Mario falls down and disappears.
Luigi: I guess it's up to me-a-a-a-ACHOOOOOOOBlarg!
Luigi's sneeze blows him over the gears, past the second set of wooden pegs, and straight into the Shine.
Luigi: That's what I call power of thy
nose. Well on to the next Shine!