Mario: Hey, Luigi, why don't we go see if Pinna Park is open yet? After all, that stupid Monty Mole is gone already.
Luigi: Yeah.
Mario walks up to the cannon and blasts out. Luigi tries to follow but the cannon breaks down.
Luigi: Noo!
Pianta: Hey, I'm a professional, maybe I could fix it! But it'll cost you 20 coins.
Luigi: Hmm, what should I lose...? Brother or money? Brother or money? Brother or...
Mario crash lands into the entrance of Pinna Park.
Mario: Ow! Wait a minute. WHERE'S LUIGI?
Buckie: Don't you mean Where's Waldo?
Mario: Would you just leave me alone? Hey! Three questions in a row, none of them answered!
The park director walks up to Mario.
Park Director: Hello, Mario, have you tried the Pirate Ships? It's our most popular ride!
Mario: Really? Wow! Hey... that glitter... I know that glitter! Red coins! Gotta get the red coins!
Mario runs right past the man in charge of the Pirate Ships and starts collecting red coins.
Mario: Whee!
Noki: Wait, every three rocks, the Pirate Ships make full rotations! You'll fall in the water!
Mario: Yeah, riIIIIIIIGGGGGHTTT!!! *SPLASH!*
Noki: They never listen.
Mario: Okay, there's that last one up there on the ship. If I can get back on to it before it rotates fully again, I can get it.
Mario hovers back onto the Pirate Ships and gets another red coin.
Mario: 4, 5, 6... Huh? I only have 6! There's two missing!
Mario spots three Electro-Koopas with unremovable shells on the top Roller Coaster gate near the ships guarding the seventh red coin.
Mario: Maybe water will distract them.
Mario walks up to the top gate, spraying water at the improved Electro-Koopas, and gets the seventh red coin.
Mario: Now where's that last one?
Mario suddenly sees two of the new Electro-Koopas upside down on the lowest gate guarding the final red coin, both on one side of it.
Mario: Oh no! Hopefully, the water will distract them!
But Mario can't spray while holding onto a gate. He can't reach the handle to make FLUDD squirt. So when Mario tries to walk past, they wake up and electrocute Mario, causing him to fall into the Pirate Ships' water.
Mario: Now how will I get that coin?
Luigi suddenly blasts over the gate and crashes into the red coin.
Luigi: What'd I miss?
Mario: Luigi!
With the collecting of the final coin, a Shine Sprite appears, and Luigi grabs it, doing the Shine Dance.
Luigi: I don't know why we got this, but at least it's ours now! Hug me, brother!
Luigi squeezes Mario so tight, that he makes him look like he's been on a diet for 15 months.
Mario: Luigi... I... can't... breathe...
Luigi doesn't hear Mario, who ends up suffocating.
Luigi: Mario?