Mario: I AM HUNGRY!
Luigi: Want to get a Shine?
Mario: IIIEEEEE AAAMMM HUNGREEEEE!!!
Mario gets so agitated as he says this, while happening to be standing under the Noki Bay portal, that he throws his head and arms back in such a fashion he looks up into the sky and warps.
Luigi: Better follow him.
Luigi grabs some fruit, but then the screen goes white and Shadow Mario attempts to take the FLUDDs from Mario and Luigi when Luigi shoves a ton of fruit into Shadow Mario's arms. They get away with the FLUDDs this way.
Mario: I AM HUNGRY!
Luigi: @#$% you Shadow Mario! There is no fruit in this bay!
Noki Dude: Yeah, so anyhow, thar’s a Shine down at that deep end, so you’ll need these thing-a-ma-jigs to get it.
The only thing that protects anyone from Mario's hunger is the helmets put on both Brothers' heads.
Luigi: You are weird, Mr. Noki.
Another Noki: Sorry about him. He’s the village idiot, but he did do something smart. He put this rope shortcut to the high cliffs. WAIT! HE DID SOMETHING SMART?! OH @#$%!!! THE APOCALYPSE!!!
A random Noki spontaneously dies because of this.
Luigi: Odd… We'd better go.
Mario: MUST... EAT!!!
The only thing that prevents Mario from getting near the dead Noki is FLUDD1 and Luigi’s brave attempts to drag him to the top of the mountain to dive into the waterfall.
Luigi: Wait a minute! Why did we go here? We could have swam down from the bottom!
Old Noki: I have some important “game plot” news to bring up here. Besides, wouldn’t you want to dive into the deep as fast as possible?
Mario: GIVE ME FOOD!
Old Noki: EAT SPEECH DUDE! Hey! That sounded weird. Okay! Today, we are having an underwater praise to the Noki gods or something in this festival, and I think or something that some legend or something says that the gods or something bring this mystical fish thingy that has some power or something if you touch it. No one has gotten close to touching the fish yet, I think.
Luigi: I’m not sure if that was reassuring... Well, if there is a Shine, we'd better go.
Mario: GO!!! FISH!!!
Luigi: EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Mario drags Luigi behind him in the process of diving into Davy Jones's locker.
Mario: MMMMM!!! SALTY!!!
Luigi: Hey look! The Legendary Fish! That is what he was talking about!
Mario: MUST EAT!!!
Luigi: NO! DON’T!!! WAIT!!! Actually, WOW!!! IT IS A RED COIN FISH!!! GO AHEAD!!!
Mario: YAY!!!
Mario chases after the fish while Luigi collects four blue coins on broken columns to keep his life meter up. The fish dismembers for a moment.
Mario: WHERE FISHY GO? MUST EAT!!!
When the fish reassembles, Mario wastes no time in collecting four of the red coins (and many yellow coins) that make up the fish.
Mario: DID I EAT FISHY?! WHERE HALF GO?! MUST EAT!!!
After ten minutes, Mario collects three more coins. Luigi is running out of coins to breathe with. He tries to beg for some from the underwater Nokis. After ten more minutes, Mario collects the last red coin, which makes the eye on the fish. A Shine Sprite materializes and Luigi, who sees this, grabs it and the Brothers are safely warped back to the Plaza.
Mario: I’M STARVING!!!
Mario grabs and eats all the pineapples from someone’s stand in the bazaar.
Mario: Ah, my first non-exclamatory or exclamerrogative quote. I feel better. HEY! The author made up a sentence term!
Pianta Lady: POLICE! That criminal ate my pineapples without paying!
Police: Why you little...
Mario: OH @#$%!