Luigi: Hey! The last Shine Sprite wasn’t so bad!
Mario: Sure! Maybe we are on a roll in Pianta Village!
Luigi: Besides, it was so nice and sunny there, that I just want to go back and taste that sunlight again.
FLUDDs: (to themselves) They don’t know what to expect, do they?
The Marios jump into the warp pipe for the third time.
Luigi: OH NO! EVERYTHING IS WHITE! IT MUST BE A SIGN OF...
(Shadow Mario takes away the FLUDDS.)
Mario: NOOOOO!!! A NO FLUDD ZONE!!!
Luigi: OUCH!!! I’m in pain! I had that firmly strapped to myself! It went right though me! Ugh...
Luigi loses a life.
Bowser: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mario: Wrong game, bub...
Bowser: I don’t think it is... D'OH!
Shoot... A plothole breach... Anyhow, Mario arrives at Pianta Village and Luigi comes in three seconds later.
Mario: Aw nuts… So we really have to face Bowser in this adventure. Well I guess that explains Bowser Jr... whoever that freak was.
Luigi: OH @#$%!
Mario: No swearing about AAAAAHHHHHH %$#@!!!
The Brothers notice all of a sudden that the entire village is almost completely covered in goop and forget that Bowser is the final boss of the game. OH @#$%! I just said it out loud in the plot events in front of the Bros! The only part that is walkable is from the start, bridge, and the perimeter around the village. By the way, it is night time.
Luigi: Darn!
Mario: Were you talking to someone?
Luigi: Um... Hey! You’re right! Something weird is going on...
Stupid plot! I’m trying to tell a story! The Marios talk to someone and discover that the mayor or someone is stuck in the midst of the goop. They head north (but use the perimeter to get there) to the other side of the village. They see a flip grate leading to the village underside (as if that is possible).
Pianta: Hey, are you the Criminal Bros. that I here about?
Mario: NOOOOOO!!! A NEW NAME!!! THE HORROR!!!
Pianta: I’ll assume that is a yes. Before you two go further to get the mayor, I’ll be helpful and give you some lessons. There is vermin under there, and if it gets you, that is the end of you. There are also some wall panels that are connected by a pole to move from one side to another. Punch them if you want to move, but beware, they are really old and may break off, so I’ll have to trust that you guys can jump well.
Mario and Luigi: Watch this!
Mario jumps five feet into the air. Luigi jumps eight feet into the air.
Pianta: Green Guy goes.
Mario attempts to jump onto the flip grate, but a force field causes Mario to bounce off and land in the goop.
Mario: OUCHAWAWHOTHOTAWAWAWOUCHOUCHOUCHOUCH!!! I WILL OUCH GET YOU SOME OUCH TIME!!!
Pianta: GWAHAHAHAHA... Ehem… All right, in you go.
Luigi ground pounds the flip grate. It doesn’t flip.
Pianta: Are you sure it isn’t working?
Luigi: Um... yes... So hehehe... Why dohohohon’t you come down here and help mehehehe?
Mario: ^_^
Pianta: Grrr, fine then.
The Pianta flips the grate slowly for Luigi. Luigi then kicks it and flips the Pianta to the underside and, well, this causes him to fall into the bottomless abyss.
Pianta: I WILL REMEMBER THIS!!!
The Pianta loses his last life. GAME OVER!
Bowser: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mario: HAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU GOT HIM, LUIGI!!!
Luigi: HA! Nice touch, Bowser!
Bowser: WHAT?! THEY LIKED WHAT I DID?! OH @#$%!
Luigi makes his way through the underside maze. He has some close calls with some Electrokoopas and spiders, and he nearly falls off of some moving wall panel thingies, but he gets to these mushroom platform things and bounces off of them and collects coins along the way. Finally, he gets to the surface through another trapdoor. If the following has confused the reader, look at this Nintendo Power map to see where Luigi went. He goes from point A to F. Get it?
I thought so. So Luigi is now on the surface, and sees a familiar object that looks blue and yellow.
Chinchou: Chinchou?
Not Pokemon, you idiot! It is the FLUDDs!
Luigi: YAY!
FLUDD2: I missed you!
Luigi: I was only gone for ten minutes. Let’s-a go!
Luigi equips FLUDD2. He tosses FLUDD1 to Mario.
FLUDD1: That didn’t feel good...
Mario: Where is the mayor?
Luigi: Beats me, I’ll just sit on this large, pretty, gold, mushroom platform thingy.
Muffled Voice: BllbbMMblll!!!
Luigi: Hey! A victim! I’ll save you!
Luigi sprays the victim until he is clean. It's the mayor!
Mayor: You saved me! Take this trinket.
The mayor releases a Shine. Luigi gets it and does the Shine Dance.
Luigi: Yippee!
Mario: On to the next Shine!