Luigi: It just occurred to me, when we entered Pianta Village to get the first Shine, it was night, but when we came to get the second Shine, it was day, then the third, it was night.
Mario: Wow, good point, then the next one should be day.
FLUDDs: (whispering) Yeah, it’s about time those idiots noticed odds are night while evens are day…
Luigi: WAIT! Why would our FLUDDs whisper?
FLUDD 1: We were discussing that maybe you should try testing your hypothesis to see if it is true.
Mario: Okay! I was getting afraid that they were plotting something or something…
Luigi: NOT AGAIN! You just did that at Ricco Harbor the third time we went there!
Mario: Well, the other time, it was exclamatory while this one was declarative…
The FLUDDs blast their Rocket Nozzles without warning, causing the Marios to land in the warp pipe to Pianta Village, where they automatically choose the fourth Shine Sprite.
Marios: EEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! THAT WAS DEFINITELY UNCALLED FOR!!!
The Marios, shocked by the incident, both lose a life when they are further stressed by being blinded by the sunlight and trampled by a 500-pound enormous Chain Chomp raging with anger at 1000 degress Fahrenheit.
Mario: I AM GOING TO EAT YOU!
Luigi: DON’T MAKE ME TRADE YOU FOR A GARDEN HOSE!
FLUDD 1: Sorry! We are really sorry! We only meant to move you along to test your hypothesis.
FLUDD 2: Besides, it was his idea…
FLUDD 1: Hey!
Before the FLUDDS can fight, the Marios both stuff a durian into the throats of the devises and enter Pianta Village without any further delays.
Mario: Hey! It really is sunny!
Luigi: Yup, you were right.
Pianta Woman: Would someone please help me?
Mario: What is going on?
Pianta Man: Well, look there. If you thought taking care of the babies the first time you were here was hard, get a load of the mother that is bigger than all three put together.
Mario: @#$%&! So what do we need to do?
Pianta Man: You need to clean that dirty mouth of yours. After that, you need to cool that Chomp off at the hot springs.
Luigi: Why would we go to a hot spring to cool it off?
Pianta Man: Well, my guess is that if it were submerged under cold water instantly, it would die of shock, and we would kill you for that. Squirting it won’t work since it is too insane to hold still to be cleaned, and it is angry when it is dirty, and the only way we could clean it fast enough is with a giant basin of warm water, which will cool the Chomp off since the Chomp is at 1000 degress Fahrenheit.
Marios: That was longwinded... Well, let’s-a get to work!
Luigi: You set it free, and I’ll try to lure it to the hot spring.
Mario destroys the post holding the Chomp. The Chomp tramples and burns some people, although Mario jumps to safety. The Chomp, instead of following Luigi, runs in the opposite direction.
Luigi: I guess we have to drag it there.
The Brothers try to pull with all their might, but the Chomp is way too strong.
Mario: Maybe if I squirted it, it would cool down enough so that it slows down enough so we could drag it.
The Marios squirt the Chomp. It is still raging hot, but it has drastically slowed down. They easily roll it over to the hot spring at the far side of the village. Luigi swims down to pull the Chomp, but this only causes the Chomp to fall in, get trapped, and release a Shine.
Luigi: (inaudibly) @#$%^&*)(@#$%^&*~><\+=!!!
Mario: Ooh, that must hurt, I'd better do something.
Mario grabs the Shine and does the Shine Dance, and both Brothers are safely warped back to Delfino Plaza.
Luigi: Puh-LEASE tell me that is the last time I need to handle Chain Chomps.
FLUDDs: Sensors indicate that there are no more Shines stranded with Chomps.
Mario: Onto the next Shine.
Luigi: Let’s take the day off…