Villain Vendetta

By Martin


Made by Hip Koopa upon request.

Week 2

Martin: Welcome back! This week we have 70 people instead of 80, and the contest is heating up. Today, we're going to have a game based on Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga.

Cackletta: Then things are in the favor of Team Bean! Eyahahahahahahaha!

Martin: One would think so, but no. How it is going to go is the team which in last place, Team Minion, is going to go to Woohoo Hooniversity. The other teams are each going to go to a certain spot in the Beanbean Kingdom. Teams Fright and Dream have Joke's End. Teams Shyguy and Wario have Yoshi Theater. Teams Machine and Bean have Stardust Fields. Once there, the teams will race to Woohoo Hooniversity, along the way having to work together to overcome fiendish death traps Roy... I mean, I put along the way. Also along the way are special flags which add 10 points for each one you find. The first team from each place to get there will then race the team closest to their score to Little Fungi Town. Points will be given depending on your speed there, your overall performance, the amount of flags you collect, and how many people in your party make it to Little Fungi Town.

Wario: But then-a Team Minion has an advantage!

Martin: But they're in last place, which is why I gave them the edge. Teams Machine and Bean will race first. Now prepare to warp to your stations.

The competitors disappear and reappear in the places Martin told them to go.

Border Bro: On your marks, get set, go!

Bean takes an early lead, jumping straight down the hill to the bridge... and unfortunately falling into a pool of lava, except Fawful, who is hovering above it and moves on. Team Machine meanwhile is tearing up the fields (literally) until Axem Yellow and Smithy are unable to jump over the lava. The group continues on, behind Fawful. Fawful is making his way through Stardust Fields quite nicely until he realizes something....

Fawful: Why am I taking the way that is long instead of taking the warp pipe to a close area that is close?

Fawful flies back up and discovers the warp pipe is blocked, putting him beind the others. He turns around and flies back, quickly catching up to Team Machine.

Yaridovich: Bowyer, take care of the pest!

Bowyer: Sir, yes. Nyak nyak!

Bowyer fires an Arrow Head at Fawful. Fawful sucks it up and sends it at Team Machine, then speeds up and passes them, only to bump into a huge brick wall.

Fawful: This obstacle is in my way!

Fawful begins shooting bombs at it, blowing a small hole in it that Bowyer, Mack, Punchinello, and Yaridovich can't get through.

Yaridovich: We have no weapons that will burst steal! Axems, go through the hole and go on ahead. Mack, bounce over and use a few Flame Walls.

They do as they are told. Mack's Flame Wall works on it at one side, while Punchinello tries to blow it down with Bob-ombs. Fawful flies on, reaching a point that, on the map, is across the ocean from Woohoo Hooniversity.

Fawful: Here is going nothing!

Fawful goes to fly across to Woohoo Hooniversity.

Axem Leader: What a cheater! But we can counter! Blade!

Blade lowers from the sky and picks the Axems up, carrying them across the ocean at a speed much faster than Fawful.

Yaridovich: Good, the wall's finally down. I have an idea. Punchinello, go blow the warp pipe open and go through it, just to make sure that if none of us can make it, we still win.

Punchinello: Yes sir!

Punchinello goes off to do this while Team Machine continues on.

Fawful: I must be stopping them!

Fawful shoots a bomb in Blade's exhaust pipe, sending it flying out of control, coincidentally hitting Punchinello as he exits the warp pipe.

Yaridovich: We should be there soon! All we have to do is get past this cliff and we're on the home stretch! Mack, bounce up there. Bowyer, make a chain of Arrow Heads as a bridge.

They did this too and then went running as fast as machinely possible. But as they approached the door to Woohoo Hooniversity, they saw Fawful enter ahead of them.

Yaridovich: We must hurry inside to approach our teammates before the next race begins!

The three rush in to find that Punchinello and the Axems aren't there and that Martin is raising Fawful's hand in victory.

Martin: Team Bean wins race 1!

Yaridovich: But how could such vermin beat me?!

Martin: Simple. Fawful has a brain.

The three remaining Team Machine members drop through the floor.

Teams Fright and Dream...

Jojora: Go!

Fright immediately goes through the warp pipe, using it to get to Beanbean Castle Town, an obvious advantage.

Syrup: This isn't over yet! Mouser, bombs!

Mouser begins tossing bombs at the warp pipe, getting rid of the cork. The team goes through it, taking it to East Beanbean.

Wart: (Ribbit) Let's go!

The team rushes out of the cave and runs into a Gooper Blooper.

Syrup: Ah great.

Fryguy: Clawgrip!

Clawgrip begins throwing rocks at the Gooper Blooper very swiftly, knocking it out cold. The teams rushes onward.

Team Fright...

King Boo: Let's go!

The team goes swiftly except for Bogmire, who gets stuck in the floor of the Pipe House. The team rushes out of Beanbean, running into The Invincible Tubba Blubba.

All but King Boo: AHHHH!

King Boo: Let me show you why I'm King of the Boos.

King Boo grows huge. His eyes glow red and he starts cackling manically. Tubba Blubba runs away.

King Boo: This is going to be a cinch.

The group continues on.

Team Dream...

Wart: I think we should have gone through Beanbean.

Syrup: I have a plan.

Tatanga: This had better work or I will conquer you and your army!

Syrup: What can you conquer? A sock?

Birdo: Let's hurry up!

The group stops their arguing and runs off toward Woohoo Hooniversity. They take a shortcut and find Team Fright.

King Boo: Van Gore! Dispose of thm! We'll go on!

Wart: Fryguy, go!

Fryguy and Van Gore start to fight, with Van Gore winning of course. Team Fright stays behind to watch as they love a good fight. Team Dream slowly sneaks off into the Hooniversity.

Martin: Team Dream wins!

Teams Shyguy and Wario...

Boddle: Annnnnndddd... go!

Team Wario, except Black Jewel and Giga Bowser, rush off rather quickly. Giga Bowser has to push Black Jewel so they're obviously going slowest.

Snifit 1: We can't outrun them. I think.

Ice Snifit: Let's try riding the Yoshis!

Shyguy: What if they eat us?

Snifit 2: The won't. I snuck red peppers into our pockets while we were waiting. Let's go.

They get on Yoshis and follow behind Team Wario (except Black Jewel and Giga Bowser).

At Team Wario...

Wario: We're-a gonna win for sure!

Waluigi: Whahahahaha!

Mean Emcee: Hehehe! They are no match for the likes of we!

Wario: Let's-a keep going!

The group rushes toward Woohoo Hooniversity.

Team Shyguy...

Team Shyguy continues to ride the Yoshis. Eventually they reach a cave where they stop to rest, and find a warp pipe. They take it to Beanbean Castle Town, then head toward Woohoo Hooniversity.

Shyguy: I think we're going to win. I think.

Chuck: Um, yay?

At Team Wario...

Wario: Those stupid-a Shyguys can never catch-a Team Wario!

Blue Virus: We-
Red Virus: -know-
Yellow Vius: -a-
Viruses: -shortcut.

Waluigi: Might as well-a take-a it!

At Team Shyguy...

Shyguy: Uh, Laser Snifit? How close are we?

Laser Snifit: It's right behind this tree.

The group goes around and rides their Yoshis into the building. Team Wario immediately follows.

Martin: Team Shyguy wins!

Wario: No!

Martin: And now for the ranking scores of teams Fright, Wario, and Machine:

Fright: 3 Points
Wario: 2 Points
Machine: 0 Points

Martin: So let's get going to round two! First up, Team Dream vs Team Shyguy!

Team Dream vs Team Shyguy:
Team Shyguy...

The teams rush out, with Shyguy taking an early lead because they still have the Yoshis.

Shy Guy: Uh, which way is Little Fungi Town?

Chuck Guy: It's north.

Team Shyguy goes riding their Yoshis to Little Fungi Town, but along the way bump into a giant Soaratroopea.

All but Ninji: AHHHHH!

Ninji: Boing!

Ninji jumps on it repeatedly, causing it to fall, sling the Yoshis on top, and launch them straight into Little Fungi Town. However, Team Dream picked up 4 flags along the way, while Team Shyguy only got 1, which was on the back of the Soaratroopea.

Score for the Day:
Team Fright: 30 points
Team Dream: 55 points
Team Shyguy: 34 Points
Team Wario: 16 Points
Team Machine: 8 Point
Team Bean: TBA points
Team Minion: TBA Points

Martin: Team Shyguy wins! Next up: Team Bean vs Team Minion!

The teams rush off, with Fawful taking an early lead over Team Bean. He grabs three flags, and continues onward to Little Fungi Town.

Bob-omb: Let's just take a warp pipe there.

Koopa: No! The flags are more important than winning. Let's just grab as many flags as possible.

The group goes onward, finding two flags. They all eventually come up to a Trunkle at the Fungi Town entrance.

Fawful: This annoying thing annoys me!

Fawful tries to fly over Trunkle but is hit by a White Clubba that is standing on the top of a very thin platform.

Koopa: Bob-omb, do it!

Bob-omb explodes on Trunkle. Trunkle explodes and the group tries to pass but unfortunately for the Minions, Fawful shoots the White Clubba onto the group below, crushing all but Hammer Bro and Chomp Bro. Fawful then flies up to Little Fungi Town for the win.

Martin: Team Bean wins!
1st. Team Dream: 55 points
2nd. Team Bean: 46 points
3rd. Team Minion: 35 points
4th. Team Shyguy: 34 points
5th. Team Fright: 30 points
6th. Team Wario: 16 points
7th. Team Machine: 8 point

Martin: Now to decide if Team Machine goes on to the next round, or gets one Beanbean coin for each point they have. Also, two new events will happen after the spin.

Martin spins the wheel, which lands on the blue side.

Martin: Okay, so Team Machine stays until tomorrow. Now time to spin the Event Wheel!

Martin lowers another wheel with three spots on it: Double Points, Half Points, or Guest Game.

Martin: Whatever this wheel lands on will be applied to the game tomorrow. Will the leader of Team Dream please come up?

Wart walks up, but is dropkicked by Captain Syrup, who is then grabbed by Tatanga and thrown off of Little Fungi Town's mushroom. Tatanga walks up.

Martin: Wow, your team has no cooperation, huh? Anyway, Tatanga, spin the wheel and decide what is applied to next week's games.

Tatanga spin it, making it land on "Guest Game".

Martin: There you have it! Next week a character from Team Koopa will control the rules! And that member is... Roy Koopa! Now for the other event, each team will lose a player based on a vote. Okay Team Wario, vote.

Wario: Black Jewel
Waluigi: Black Jewel
Black Jewel: Wario
Metal Mario: Metal Luigi
Metal Luigi: Red Virus
Red Virus: Mean Emcee
Yellow Virus: Black Jewel
Blue Virus: Waluigi
Giga Bowser: Waluigi
Mean Emcee: Metal Mario

Martin: And the Black Jewel is off the team... and gets 16 Beanbean coins!

Giga Bowser picks the Black Jewel up, and throws it and the coins far off into the distance.

Martin: Now for Team Bean!

Fawful: Bean Pirahna
Cackletta: Gritty Goomba
Bean Pirahna: Cackletta
Mom Pirahna: Cackletta
Gritty Goomba: Starslap
Starslap: Cackletta
Anuboo: Bean Pirahna
Tanoomba: Fawful
Limbo Bro: Boomerang Bro
Boomerang Bro: Limbo Bro

Martin: And Cackletta is off Team Bean!

Cackletta: But I'm the leader! Don't I get immunity or something?!

Martin: Yeah, I'll cancel one vote. Guess what? You still lose!

Cackletta takes her coins and walks off bitterly.

Martin: Now for Team Dream!

Wart: Captain Syrup
Mouser: Tatanga
Clawgrip: Tatanga
Fryguy: Tatanga
Captain Syrup: Tatanga
Triclyde: Tatanga

Martin: Okay, I don't need to hear the rest of the votes to know that Tatanga is gone!

Tatanga grabs his coins and turns to leave, but Captain Syrup grabs him and she and everyone but Wart throw him into the distance.

Martin: That was different. Team Shyguy!

Shy Guy: Apprentice
Snifit 1: Apprentice
Snifit 2: Snifit 1
Snifit 3: Snifit 2
Apprentice: Snifit 3
Laser Snifit: Ice Snifit
Ice Snifit: Apprentice
Ninji: Shy Guy
Chuck Guy: Beezo
Beezo: Shy Guy

Martin: Apprentice has to leave! Now for Team Minion!

Koopa: Bob-omb
Goomba: Koopa
Magikoopa: Koopa
Chomp Bro: Hammer Bro
Hammer Bro: Koopa
Sledge Bro: Hammer Bro
Swooper: Bob-omb
Podaboo: Koopa
Fang: Koopa
Bob-omb: Koopa

Martin: There you have it! Koopa is gone!

Koopa puts his hand in a formation meaning he places a curse on Team Koopa, then grabs his money and walks off.

Martin: Team Fright!

King Boo: Roger
Boolosus: Big Boo
Bogmire: Chauncey
Chauncey: Lil' Boo
Big Boo: Boolosus
'Lil Boo: Boolosus
Roger: King Boo
Blue Ghost: Chauncey
Orange Ghost: Boolosus

Martin: Boolosus is out! Team Machine!

Yaridovich: Bowyer
Axem Leader: Axem Yellow
Axem Green: Axem Pink
Axem Black: Bowyer
Axem Yellow: Punchinello
Axem Pink: Axem Yellow
Punchinello: Bowyer
Bowyer: Axem Yellow
Mack: Yaridovich
Smithy: Axem Yellow

Martin: Axem Yellow is cut! Come back next week when 7 to 15 more people are eliminated and Roy hosts Mario Kart!

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