Martin: Welcome to the Villain Vendetta! Here, 8 teams of 10 evildoers will compete in contests for 1,000,000 coins! Here are the teams:
Team Koopa: Bowser, Iggy, Lemmy, Larry,
Ludwig, Kamek, Roy, Wendy, Morton, Boo
Team Dream: Wart, Tatanga, Captain
Syrup, Mouser, Birdo, Ostro, Triclyde, Fryguy, Robirdo, Clawgrip
Team Bean: Cackletta, Fawful, Bean
Pirahna, Mom Pirahna, Tanoomba, Boomerang Bro, Starslap, Gritty Goomba,
Anuboo, Limbo Bro
Team Minion: Magikoopa, Goomba, Koopa,
Chomp Bro, Hammer Bro, Sledge Bro, Podoboo, Swooper, Fang, Bob-omb
Team Fright: King Boo, Boolosus, Vincent
Van Gore, Bogmire, Chauncey, Orange Ghost, Blue Ghost, Lil' Boo, Big Boo,
Roger
Team Machine: Smithy, Axem Red, Axem
Green, Axem Black, Axem Pink, Axem Yellow, Yaridovich, Bowyer, Mack, Punchinello
Team Wario: Wario, Waluigi, Metal Mario,
Metal Luigi, Giga Bowser, Mean Emcee, Black Jewel, Red Virus, Blue Virus,
Yellow Virus
Team Shyguy: Shyguy, Beezo, Chuck Guy,
Snifit 1, Ninji, Ice Snifit, Laser Snifit, Apprentice, Snifit 2, Snifit
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Martin: So let's begin the first round of the games. Okay so today we're going to be playing Mario Party.
Wario: I'm-a gonna win!
Martin: Okay, let's begin. You all will play two mini-games or other conests each day, each win getting anywhere from 2 to 10 points. The first game is Frightmare. Each team has a giant platform filled with 40 giant Mechakoopas. you have to get rid of them in any way. The fastest wins. And... start!
Team Shyguy:
Shyguy: Uh, let's try jumping on them.
Beezo: Good idea.
All: AHHH!
They jump on one but it really doesn't do anything. Then Apprentice falls off and accidently pulls on the key, making it stop.
Shyguy: We beat it! 39 left, I guess.
Team Koopa:
Bowser: This is easy! AHHH!
Bowser jumps on one. It's turned forward and launches Bowser into Kamek and Boo, sending all three off the platform.
Ludwig: Vet's try making them destroy each other.
Roy: Or I could punch one!
Roy goes up and punches one. It sets him on fire, then he runs at it, making it explode.
At Team Machine...
Smithy: AAHHHHHH!
Smithy crushes one of them, but the force causes the platform to tip over, sending Yaridovich, Mack, and Smithy off the platform.
Bowyer: A problem, this is! Nyac nyac!
At Team Dream...
Wart: Robirdo! Do it!
Robirdo begins shooting out large eggs. Syrup jumps on one and rides it until it hits a Mechakoopa, then jumps off and kicks a Mechakoopa off the platform.
Wart: We have about 30 left! Gogogo!
At Team Wario...
Wario: AHH! AHH! HAH! Here we go!
Wario starts slamming the Mechakoopas into each other as Metal Mario and Metal Luigi begin throwing Waluigi into the air onto Mechakoopas.
At Team Minion:
Bob-omb: I'm ready for this! Explode!
Koopa: No, not yet!
Hammer Bro: Put out your fuse stupid!
Fang and Swooper: Yikes!
Magikoopa: I see bad things in our future!
Bob-omb explodes, sending all of Team Minion flying off the platform.
Martin: Team Minion is disqualified!
At Team Bean:
Cackletta: Eyahahahahaha!
Cackletta starts sending holes at the Mechakoopas eliminating nearly five a minute. At the same time, Fawful, Gritty Goomba, Bean Pirahna, Mom Pirahna, Anuboo, Boomerang Bro, and Limbo Bro keep the platform steady.
At Team Fright:
King Boo: RAAAAAAHHH!
Mechakoopas: EEEP!
20 of the Mechakoopas jump off the platform. 10 others explode.
Bogmire: BAAAH!
Van Gore: Vou got it!
Van Gore creates graves for the ten remaining MechaKoopas. They all scream and fall into them.
Blue Ghost: WefinishedalittlefastdontyouthinkofcourseIdoeverythingfastsoitsokay.
Roger: Ahh shut up.
Big Boo: Yeah!
Lil' Boo: At least we win.
Others: Good point.
Martin: Team Fright wins! But who will get second place? Let's look at the current standings!
Current Standings (in order from least
to most):
Team Fright: Completed
Team Bean: 15
Team Dream: 15
Team Wario: 16
Team Shyguy: 25
Team Koopa: 25
Team Machine: 30
Team Minion: Lost
At Team Dream:
Syrup: This is almost over!
Robirdo: MMMMRRRRMMMMOOOO!
Birdo: Okay, let's finish it up with Clawgrip, Mouser, and Fryguy.
Mouser began tossing bombs to Fryguy, who sets them on fire, then Clawgrip throws them at the Mechakoopas.
Back at Team Bean:
Cackletta: Just 15 more!
Fawful: I am having an idea!
Fawful shoots bombs all across the floor, causing it to collapse. Fawful and Cackletta fly into the air to avoid falling with the Mechakoopas.
Martin: Team Bean's in third!
Cackletta: What?!
Martin: Team Dream finished just before you.
Cackletta: AHH!
Martin: Anyway, current standings are...
Team Fright: Completed (10 points)
Team Dream: Completed (8 points)
Team Bean: Completed (7 points)
Team Wario: 4
Team Shyguy: 5
Team Koopa: 7
Team Machine: 30
Team Minion: Disqualified (0 points)
At Team Wario...
Wario: We're-a gonna win!
Wario grabs one more and slams it on the other three. At this time the others were keeping the platform steady. (Therefore, Giga Bowser occupied one whole side by himself.)
Team Shyguy...
Shy Guy: Five more left.
Snifit 2: Okay, so let's beat 'em.
Beezo: Okay.
Snifit 3: Pull their keys.
Snifit 1, Ice Snifit, Laser Snifit, Chuck Guy, and Ninji pull on the keys that belong to the respective Mechakoopas, finishing in fifth.
Martin: Team Wario takes fourth! Team Shyguy takes fifth.
At Team Koopa...
Roy: Wendy, use the Rings!
Wendy uses her Ring attack, making all of the Mechakoopas explode.
Martin: Team Koopa takes sixth! I wonder when Team Machine is going to finish.
At this very moment, Mack bounces back onto the platform, flipping everyone but himself off... including the Mechakoopas.
Martin: Good! Here are the current standings!
1st Place: Team Fright: 10 points
2nd Place: Team Dream: 8 points
3rd Place: Team Bean: 7 points
4th Place: Team Wario: 6 Points
5th Place: Team Shyguy: 4 Points
6th Place: Team Koopa: 2 Points
7th Place: Team Machine: 1 Point
8th Place: Team Minion: 0 Points
Martin: Now it is time for mini-game 2: Fish Upon A Star. Each team will have its own platform, which Boss Basses will jump on attempting to knock you off. The team that remains on the longest. However, only four of you will play for each team. So decide who will represent your teams, then follow me.
The teams are decided as:
Team Fright: Bogmire, King Boo, Lil'
Boo, Blue Ghost
Team Dream: Captain Syrup, Birdo, Triclyde,
Fryguy
Team Bean: Cackletta, Fawful, Anuboo,
Tanoomba
Team Wario: Wario, Blue Virus, Black
Jewel, Metal Luigi
Team Shyguy: Laser Snifit, Chuck Guy,
Ice Snifit, Apprentice
Team Koopa: Lemmy, Roy, Boo, Kamek
Team Machine: Axem Green, Bowyer, Yaridovich,
Smithy
Team Minion: Goomba, Podoboo, Swooper,
Fang
Later at the platform....
Martin: Okay. Team Minion, you're first.
The four teleport onto the platform. They each start at a very convenient starting point for their specific abilities. The first Boss Bass jumps up, toward Goomba. He goes to run off, but instead of hitting the platform, the Boss Bass eats him then spits him off the platform!
Martin: That happens too, so you all should have chosen big people too. (Everyone but Team Machine and Team Wario groans.)
The Boss Basses begin flying madly towards the Minions. Podoboo and Swooper narrowly miss going off a few times, and Fang tries to grab one's tail but is flung off the platform. Podoboo and Swooper last about 10 minutes before finally the two are taken down when Roy 'accidently' hits Podoboo into Swooper with a 'badly-thrown' rock.
Martin: 10 minutes, 46 seconds! Team Machine!
Team Machine starts off well, with everyone lasting for about five minutes. Then Green Axem and Bowyer prove too slow for one of the 1 in 1000000 chances of seeing Golden Boss Bass. Smithy accidently runs off the side of the platform at about 8 minutes. Yaridovich lasts about 30 seconds past the record set by Team Minion.
Martin: 11 minutes, 3 seconds! Team Koopa!
Team Koopa does quite well, lasting until about 6 minutes without falter. Then Swooper returns the favor Roy did him earlier by bumping into Lemmy, sending him rolling into the other three right off the platform.
Martin: 6 minutes, 15 seconds! Team Shyguy!
Team Shyguy is all eaten (except Ice Snifit) after 10 seconds. Ice Snifit somehow manages to last at least 10 minutes before he trips and is eaten by a Boss Bass. Team Shyguy is spit out next to Martin as they are eaten.
Martin: 13 minutes, 27 seconds! Team Wario!
Team Wario starts with Blue Virus rushing around avoiding the Boss Basses while Wario, the Black Jewel, and Metal Luigi keep as many Boss Basses away as possible. Eventually a particularily intelligent Boss Bass hits the ground under the Black Jewel repeatedly, making it, Wario, and Metal Luigi fall through. Blue Virus accidently runs off a minute or so later.
Martin: 12 minutes, 47 seconds! Team Bean!
Team Bean does surprisingly awful, with only Anuboo making it past the 2 minute mark. Anuboo lasts about 4 more minutes after this, making the worst score yet.
Martin: 5 minutes, 58 seconds! Team Dream!
Team Dream gets off to a good start of 5 minutes without error. Then Fryguy is taken out when a Boss Bass accidently flips some water on him. Triclyde begins to argue with himself and is knocked out too at about the seven minute mark. Syrup is taken out at about the 10 minute mark, and Birdo goes soon after.
Martin: 11 minutes, 23 seconds! Team Fright!
Bogmire instantly falls through the platform due to the fact that he needs a certain type of ground to be able to hold. Blue Ghost accidently runs off around five minutes. Waluigi cheats by sucking up King Boo at 7 minutes, and Lil' Boo lasts another 5 minutes.
Martin: 12 minutes, 48 seconds!
1st Place: Team Fright: 18 points
2nd Place: Team Dream: 15 points
3rd Place: Team Shyguy: 14 Points
4th Place: Team Wario: 13 Points
5th Place: Team Machine: 8 Point
6th Place: Team Bean: 7 points
7th Place: Team Minion: 5 Points
8th Place: Team Koopa: 3 Points
Martin: Now it is time to decide if Team Koopa gets to stay in the contest or gets one Beanbean coin for every point they have!
Martin spins a wheel and it lands on the red half, meaning Team Koopa leaves and gets a coin each for every point. They walk up bitterly, realizing it is all Swooper's fault.
Roy: Stupid Swooper!
Martin: Actually he only did it because you caused him to have the 7th place slot at the moment. He could have earned 10 points for his team.
Roy: Errrr...
Roy walks off muttering. The rest of Team Koopa follows.