Part One: Introduction
It is a fine day in the Mushroom kingdom. Everyone is very excited about the Beanbean ambassador arriving to improve ties between both kingdoms. In Princess Peach’s castle six trumpet-playing Toads greet the ambassador.
Toad 1: (whispering) Hey, how long do we have to play these trumpets?
Toad 2: (whispering) I don’t really care because there is a tape recorder in mine.
Toad 3: Quiet, all of you-
All the Toads stop playing their trumpets.
Toad 3: No! Stop talking, not stop playing!
The Beanbean ambassador stops in front of Peach’s throne.
Beanbean Ambassador: I wish to improve the ties between our kingdoms.
Princess Peach: What will you get me?
Beanbean Ambassador: Um, I have a present.
Peach: How big is it?
The Beanbean ambassador holds up a medium-sized present.
Peach: Thirty more like that and I’ll think about it.
Beanbean Ambassador: Well open and see if you like it.
A little man carries the present to Peach. She opens it and a jack-in-the-box shoots out and sprays gas in her face. The ambassador becomes the evil witch Cackletta and the little man becomes her vile subordinate Fawful!
Cackletta: Eeyah ha ha!
Fawful: Come, we must make our escape of speediness! Headgear!
Fawful uses his headgear to suck up the gas. Cackletta shoots lightning bolts all over the place.
Fawful: AAAAAHHHH! Electricity of hurts!
Cackletta: Whoops!
They escape, Cackletta in her rocket chair, Fawful with his headgear. Princess Peach falls unconscious. A Toad runs out to get Mario.
Toad: Yes! I finally get to meet Mario!
He runs past Luigi, knocking him over, and goes into the house.
Toad: Wow! Mario’s house! I better have something to prove I was here.
He starts taking things, like pictures of Peach and Mario’s overalls, when Mario comes out of the shower with only a towel on.
Toad: Yay!! This is just my day!
Luigi walks in.
Luigi: Hey what’s all the fuss about?
He sees Mario in his towel.
Luigi: AAAAHHHH! My eyes!
Mario: It’s-a me, Mario!
He jumps in the closet, changes his clothes in about three seconds, and then jumps out.
Toad: P-P-P-Princess P-P-Peach! (Wow! I’m meeting Mario!)
Mario: Let’s-a go!
Luigi: It’s probably Bowser again.
They run off to Peach’s castle and lo and behold there’s Bowser over a crying Peach. Luigi can’t stop running and impales himself on Bowser’s spikes.
Bowser: Hey! What’s going on?
Mario: Hi-yaa!
Mario and Bowser get into a fight.
Mario: 10 HP, 2 attack
VS
Bowser: 10 HP, 1 attack
Mario goes first: Hi-yaa!
Bowser: (8 HP) Err, Flame Breath!
Mario: Dodge! Jump!
Bowser: (6 HP) Ack, Flame Breath!
Mario: (9 HP) Jump!
Bowser: (4 HP) Grr, Flame Breath!
Mario: Dodge! Jump!
Toad: Stoooopp!
Mario and Bowser stop fighting.
Toad: Mario, have you forgotten your action commands already?
Mario: Hi-yaa!
Toad: AAAAHHH!
Mario launches the Toad at Bowser.
Bowser: (0 HP) Oh no! Err, um, even though I would have won, let’s not fight.
Battle Over!
Mario: I’m the winner!
Luigi: Ouch.
Bowser: See, I didn’t do anything this time.
Another Toad walks over.
Toad: Okay, this witch-
Luigi: That’s not nice.
Toad: No, she literally was a witch, stole Peach’s voice and-
Luigi: Woohoo! Now I don’t have to listen to her anymore!
Peach: !@#$%^%^&*&^&*(*(*^%$$*())(&^%^*%&&%^*&^*(**)(!@#$^&!
All the symbols fall down and explode.
Toad: And replaced it with explosives.
Bowser: See Mario, I need your help. As soon as we get her voice back I’m going to kidnap her! Gwa ha ha!
Luigi: Why are you telling us this?
Bowser: …Because! Mario, meet me at my Koopa Kruiser!
Bowser leaves. Mario and Luigi leave.
Luigi: I’ll see you off at the Kruiser.
Mario explores the courtyard.
Toad: Hey Mario, want to learn about items?
Mario pulls off the Toad’s mushroom hat thingy.
Toad: AAHHH! What’s wrong with you?!
Mario gets a Mushroom! Another Toad goes to Mario.
Toad: Hey Mario, can you get my secret item?
Mario soon finds a picture of a girl Toad, with his foot.
Toad: Oh no! I paid 500 hundred coins to have that picture taken! Waahh!
The Toad runs off crying.
Mario sees a Koopa and jumps over to him.
Koopa: Hey, yo man, where’s Bowser?
Mario points at a wall.
Koopa: Thanks for the help!
The Koopa runs into the wall and is knocked out. Mario then spots Luigi.
Luigi: Hurry up, Mario, Bowser’s over here.
Luigi points forward. Mario runs past and Luigi follows. Toadsworth, riding a suitcase, pops up from behind them.
Toadsworth: Hey wait! Take this suitcase and a hundred coins!
Luigi: Why?
Toadsworth: Because Mario is famous!
Luigi: So?
Toadsworth: I have nothing to give you!
Luigi: I don’t want anything from you.
Toadsworth: You’re not special!
Toadsworth runs off.
Luigi: Psycho.
Mario spots the Koopa Kruiser and jumps on.
Bowser: Yes! Prepare for takeoff! Wait, where are my baddies?
Bowser looks around and sees Luigi.
Mario: It’s-a him, Luigi!
Bowser: What? You want to take him with us? Why?
Luigi: (whispering to himself) Finally, Mario’s leaving! Now I can spend some quality time with Daisy.
Bowser: Yo Greenie! Get over here! Mario wants you to come with us!
Luigi: What?! I am not going on an adventure with my brother! See ya!
He attempts to escape but Mario jumps off the craft, picks Luigi up, jumps back on the Kruiser, and ties Luigi to the mast.
Luigi: This is not a good start.
Bowser’s Baddies come in carrying an unconscious Koopa.
Goomba: Sorry we’re late, but Fred ran into another wall.
Bowser: Grrr. I’m docking his paycheck! Now get on!
The Koopa Kruiser takes off. When they get in the air Bowser unties Luigi.
Bowser: This trip is going to take awhile. Why don’t you make yourself useful down below decks?
Mario: Let’s-a go!
Luigi: Every moment I spend with my brother is a moment of torture.
Mario and Luigi head below deck. They see several Koopas.
Club Leader: Alright, today is the first meeting of the got beat up by Mario club. Who hasn’t been beaten up by Mario?
A Koopa raises his hand.
Club leader: Well no better day than today.
The club members throw the Koopa at Mario. Mario jumps on him, than smashes his shell against the wall and then shoves him in a barrel. They then continue exploring. Soon they find a photographer.
Photographer: Um, do you want your picture taken?
Mario: Woohoo!
He than drags Luigi behind him.
Photographer: Um, Mario, you’re first. Say Goomba!
Mario Where?
Mario looks wildly around while his picture is taken.
Photographer: Okay Luigi, your turn.
Luigi: Make it quick.
Mario: Goomba!
Mario jumps on Luigi as his picture is taken.
Luigi: Two things, Mario. First, I’m not a Goomba, and second, ow.
Koopa: Hey, could you help with my Goomba problem?
Luigi: Not now.
Bowser: Hey you lazy plumbers, get up here!
They get up there.
Bowser: I think we found what we were looking for.
The Bros. turn to see Cackletta and Fawful!
Cackletta: Eeyah ha ha! Fawful, destroy them!
Cackletta than flees in her chair.
Fawful: Fink rats! I have fury! I- owie!
Bowser blasted Fawful with his flame breath.
Fawful: I have pain of hurts!
Fawful blasts the Koopa Kruiser with his blast thingies. No effect!
Bowser: Gwa ha ha! This ship is super sturdy!
Bowser than slams his foot down. The Koopa Kruiser explodes. Everyone on it goes flying.
Fawful: Eeyah ha ha! I have completed my mission of easiness!
Fawful than flies off to join his mistress.
Part Two: Stardust Fields
Luigi lands in Stardust Fields. He brushes himself off and looks for Mario. He sees him stuck in the ground.
Luigi: I’m just going to pretend that I didn’t see him and-
Mario: Woohoo!
Mario backflips out of the ground.
Luigi: Darn! I was so close!
Mario and Luigi start walking and see several Koopas laying on the ground.
Koopa: My shell hurts.
Koopa 2: Am I in Koopeaven?
Koopa 3: Let’s do that again!
Mario and Luigi enter a weird building. In the building they encounter two Sledge Brothers.
Bro 1: Hey! What are you doing here?
Bro 2: Um, what are we supposed to do?
Luigi: Look, all I want is to get past you guys. (Okay, so technically I don’t want to be here but that’s beside the point.)
Bro 1: Yeah, well we’re the Border Patrol!
Bro 2: Right! You have to do the Border Jump!
Luigi: What’s the Border Jump?
Bro 1: It’s like jump rope.
Bro 2: Except both of you have to do it and it’s really hard.
Luigi: So why don’t you call it double hard jump rope?
Bro 1: Too many syllables.
Bro 2: Look, are you going to fail- I mean do this or not?
Luigi: Hey! He’s Mario and I’m Luigi, and we’re the jump kings!
Bro 1: Whatever.
Bro 2: We won’t go easy on you than.
30 tries later…
Luigi: Ugh! This is impossible!
Mario: Oh, I lost!
Bro 1: Told ya it was hard.
Bro 2: Not for us though.
Luigi: Fine! Then you do it!
Bro 1: Alright, we will!
1 try later…
Bro 2: Told you we could do it!
Luigi: Great! Now you get to go out the Mushroom side!
Bro 1: Wait a minute… Hey!
Luigi pushes them out the door and than barricades it.
Mario: Lookie!
Mario holds up a Fire Flower and a Beanbean Map.
Luigi: Great! Now let’s get out of here!
They leave the building and soon encounter a spike line laid across their path.
Luigi: Oh great! Spikes!
Mario: (pointing to a sign) It’s-a pasta!
Luigi: No, but this sign gives me an idea…
The sign says “These spikes are easily jumped over”. Luigi takes the sign and uses it as a bridge over the spikes.
Luigi: That’s better.
As they are walking through Stardust fields they see several Bullet Bills and Fighter Flies.
Luigi: Let’s just not get into a fight with these-
Mario touches a Fighter Fly! They are dragged into a battle sequence!
Luigi: Oh no!
Mario: Okeydokey!
Mario jumps on Luigi.
Luigi: Ouch! Why you!
Luigi grabs Mario and flings him at the Fighter Fly. They win! They also get four experience points each!
Luigi: What am I supposed to do with these?
Mario: It’s-a pasta!
Mario eats his experience points.
Luigi: Wait, is that even possible?
Narrator: Uh, I’m not sure. Just get back to the story!
Luigi: Fine, fine.
The Bros. continue exploring and find Bowser stuck in a cannon.
Bowser: Finally you guys got here! Please get me out of this!
A large green guy with a crown suddenly appears.
????: I am Tolstar! Nyeck nyeck! You’ll never get him out!
Luigi: Oh yeah? Watch us!
2 hours later…
Tolstar: I’m getting kind of bored.
Luigi: *pant, pant* Fine, what do you want?
Tolstar: I want a hundred coins!
Luigi: Forget that! Bowser isn’t worth that much!
Bowser: What?! How dare you?!
Mario: Okeydokey!
Mario gives Tolstar all of their coins.
Luigi: … I am going to KILL you!!!
Tolstar: Nyeck nyeck! These are Mushroom Kingdom coins, aren’t they?
Luigi: So? We paid you, so let him go!
Tolstar: Well by some weird currency exchange thingamabob these are only ten Beanbean coins!
Luigi: You didn’t even look at them!
Tolstar: It doesn’t matter! It is still only ten coins!
Luigi: Ah, forget this! Mario, use the Fire Flower!
Mario: Okeydokey!
He uses the Fire Flower and it sprays all over Luigi!
Luigi: Ouch! Burning! Pain!
Luigi runs over the cannon, accidentally lighting the fuse!
Bowser: Not good!
He launches off, slamming into Tolstar and sending both of them flying. Luigi finds a bucket of water.
Luigi: Ahhh. That’s better. Hey, where’s Bowser?
Mario points to where Bowser went.
Luigi: Stupid Koopa. We try and rescue him and he runs off without us.
They head in that direction until…
???: Stooooop!
The Bros. turn around to see two tall Toads running after them.
Toad: I’m Sergeant Starshade and he is General Starshade!
G. Starshade: And we have to teach you some abilities!
Luigi: They’re probably useless-
Mario Let’s-a go!
S. Starshade: Okay, first ability is the High Jump! Luigi, jump on Mario, Mario, grab his legs, and Luigi, jump off!
Luigi: …Woohoo! Finally I get to jump on Mario! Let’s do it!
Somehow Mario screws it up and they have to try three more times before they get it right.
Luigi: Finally! Can we go now?
G. Starshade: Wait! Now we have to teach you the Spin Jump! Mario, get on Luigi and twirl around!
Luigi: Oh joy.
Mario jumps on Luigi… and stays there.
Luigi: Go! Move! Ugh! You weigh like 300 pounds!
Mario: Okeydokey!
Mario starts twirling. However when he stops Luigi isn’t ready and slams into a wall.
Luigi: This just isn’t my day.
Starshade Bros. Well we guess you got the gist of it, so we’ll be going now. Bye!
They leave. Mario and Luigi enter a
doorway leaving Stardust Fields.
Part 3: HooHoo Mountain
They come out on a mountain near a waterfall. Before they ccan go anywhere three Beanbean soldiers come after them.
Bean Soldier 1: Hey! You guys are bad!
Bean Soldier 2: Yeah! You’re under arrest!
Bean Soldier 3: I want coffee!
Luigi: What did I do?
Bean Soldier 1: Well, um, I don’t remember.
Bean Soldier 2: You guys… uh, I’m not sure.
Bean Soldier 3: They kidnapped Prince Peasley!
Everyone stares at him.
Luigi: I did not kidnap Prince Teasley!
Bean Soldier 1: It’s Prince Peasley!
Bean Soldier 2: Well the citizens said they saw someone take him.
Luigi: Who’d they see?
Bean Soldier 3: A little man who had a helmet and spoke of fink rats and other such garbage. Look! There he is!
They look at Mario. He has the water bucket on his head.
Mario: Do do do do fink rats!
Luigi: Oh, him. He’s like a parrot and copies anything he hears. A lot.
Bean Soldier 1: Oh… well… sorry. Our bad.
They leave. Mario and Luigi continue their journey until they get to Hoohoo Village and a Hoohoo Guy talks to them.
Hoohoo Guy: Welcome to Hoohoo Village!
A Hoohoo girl runs up.
Hoohoo Girl: Beanbean Castle Town is down there.
Luigi: The people here are really helpful. I wonder why?
They head down the path in the direction of the castle, when they see a soldier and Fawful!
Bean Soldier: Look, I can’t make you do anything so I’m going to run away.
Fawful: Eeyah ha ha! Fink rat!
Fawful blasts the soldier with his electrical energy blast thingy.
Bean Soldier: Ouch! Ok, I’m running!
He runs off.
Luigi: You! You’re the one who kidnapped the orince!
Fawful: Eeyah ha huh? Who goes in theresness? Aha! It is the brothers of that which I hate!
Mario: It’s-a you-a, Fawful!
Luigi: Let us down the mountain!
Fawful: Eeyah ha ha! Have you readiness for this?
Luigi: Readiness for what- AAAHH!
He jumps out of the way as a giant rock smashes down, blocking the path.
Fawful: Eeyah ha ha! Since you will not be smashing this rock of bigness, you will not get down mountain of tallness!
Luigi watches as Fawful flies away.
Luigi: Psycho. Now we probably have to do some ridiculously long challenge just to get down the mountain! Come on, Mario!
Mario jumps off the top of the rock and follows Luigi. Back in Hoohoo Village…
Hoohoo Girl: Blabladon is gone. We were supposed to have dinner together.
Luigi: Who’s Blabladon?
Hoohoo Guy: He’s the pterodactyl that carries you to the top of the mountain.
Hoohoo Girl: He said he saw a coin on the mountaintop and went up there to get it. We haven’t seen him since.
Luigi: How long has he been gone?
Hoohoo Guy: Five minutes. Can you get him?
Luigi: Well I don’t think-
Mario: Okeydokey!
So unfortunately they have to go to the top of the mountain, but the bridge is out.
Bridge Worker: Sorry, but you’re going to have to go somewhere else. No one knows why but when you come back the bridge will be fixed.
Mario and Luigi go into the nearest house.
Hoohoo Girl: AAAHHH! Get out! GET OUT! Have you ever heard of privacy?!
They go into the next house. They see two green guys with hammer-shaped heads attempting to smash a rock. However, soon they fall asleep from exhaustion.
Luigi: Hello! Hey guys, wake up!
Mallet: Huh? What? Who’s there?
Luigi: Well I’m Luigi and he’s-
Mario: It’s-a me, Mario!
Luigi: Yeah, that.
Sledge: Oh, well I’m Sledge, and my brother is called Mallet.
Mallet: Howdy!
Luigi: Right. So what were you guys doing?
Sledge: Well you see, it’s our job to smash rocks into itty-bitty pieces.
Mallet: Yeah! We get paid a lot of coins!
Luigi: Yes, I can, uh, see that.
He looks at the hole that takes up half the house.
Sledge: Yeah, um, we like the view.
Mallet: The problem is that we’re too tired to do our job. Too old perhaps.
Sledge: But we heard that there is a mystical item called the Hoohoo Block. It’s really rare and valuable. If we had that we could retire. So could you please get it for us?
Luigi: Well I don’t know-
Mallet: If you get it for us we’ll give you guys all-powerful hammers.
Luigi: Well where is it?
Sledge: At the top of the mountain!
Luigi: Sure! (We were going there anyway so might as well.)
Hammerhead Bros: Great!
So now Mario and Luigi have two reasons to climb the mountain. When they leave the house they find that the bridge is completed, so they start climbing up the mountain. A little ways up they see some strange green creatures running around. (They’re Beanies of course)
Luigi: This is the oddest place I have ever been.
They look at them waddling around occasionally falling, when one runs forward and touches Luigi.
Luigi: Oh wow! Very scary! It touched- Hey! What’s going on?
Mario and Luigi are dragged into a fight sequence.
Luigi: What am I supposed to do?
Mario: Lookie!
Mario points at the eerie floating arrows above them.
Luigi: AAAHHH! Ghost arrows!
He throws a rock at the arrows and they fall on the Beanies, taking them out of battle!
Luigi: Ghost arrows gone? I mean, ha! That’s exactly what I planned!
Mario: Okeydokey.
As they continue up the mountain they run into several more fights with Beanies, Dry Bones, and Rexes. (Very diverse, isn’t it?)
Luigi: *pant pant* This is too much. We can’t keep fighting.
Mario: MUSHROOM!
Mario points off the cliff and everything jumps off.
Luigi: Odd tactic. Maybe you are good for something- Woah!
Luigi catches Mario just in time to stop him from jumping off the cliff.
Luigi: Or not.
Soon they come to a flaming statue. Luigi reads a sign nearby.
Luigi: It says that if someone drinks some water, jump on their head to make all the water come out.
He looks at a nearby spigot gushing water.
Luigi: I guess that one of us drinks some water, then has the other jump on their head…
Mario shoves Luigi under the spigot but Luigi dodges and smashes his head into the cliff wall. A rock falls down and creates a path.
Luigi: Ouch! Well at least we can continue.
They keep walking until about halfway up the mountain they encounter a talking statue.
Talking Statue: I’m a talking statue and my name is-
Luigi: AAAHHH! Ghost statue!
Talking Statue: No, Hoohooros, ancient weapon thing.
Luigi: Oh, well, cool! What do you do?
Hoohooros: I can shoot purple lasers and hide in pillars.
Luigi: Anything else?
Hoohooros: No.
Luigi: Okay. Than I guess we’ll see you later.
Hoohooros: Aren’t you going to take my challenge?
Luigi: Do we have to?
Hoohooros: If you don’t I’ll blast you with my lasers.
Luigi: Fine! What do we do?
Hoohooros: You have to get ten spiritballs in 30 seconds and-
Luigi: Okay go!
The challenge starts; a spiritball appears in midair.
Luigi: What to do? Aha!
Luigi picks Mario up and in a burst of strength chucks him at the ball. Mario grabs it and because of his thick blubber, bounces off the cliff wall and grabs more spiritballs, until he has all ten.
Hoohooros: Uh, you got them all.
Luigi: Woohoo!
Mario: I’m the winner!
Hoohooros: But you have to fight me now! RAARGH!
Hoohooros turns into an evil-looking gray thing. Before they can fight…
Blabladon: COINS!
Blabladon drops a gigantic rock on Hoohooros, smashing it into a million tiny pieces.
Blabladon: Did it have any coins?
Luigi: What was all that about?!
Blabladon: Oh, sorry. I thought that the statue might have some coins in it.
Luigi: Well you could have warned me!
Blabladon: Sorry.
Luigi: So you’ve been looking for coins all this time?
Blabladon: Yep! I would offer you a ride but your brother is too fat.
Luigi: Well we could just leave him-
Mario: Water!
Mario grabs Luigi and shoves his head under a spigot until he fills up with water, and then sticks a Mushroom in his mouth so he can’t spit it out.
Blabladon: Oh no! You’re too full of water for me to carry now! I gotta go!
Blabladon leaves. Luigi pulls the Mushroom out of his mouth and spits all the water out while glaring at Mario.
Luigi: I’m starting to wonder if you’re smarter than I give you credit for.
Mario: Okeydokey!
Mario and Luigi continue up the mountain. Eventually they reach the top. They see a big shiny block on a weird egg-shaped rock.
Luigi: I would guess that, that block is the Hoohoo Block! Yes! We’re almost done!
All of a sudden a large rumbling starts shaking the Mario Bros.
Luigi: W-w-what is g-g-going on?
Then…
Luigi: Oh no! It can’t be!
The Border Patrol Bros. show up!
Bro. 1: We finally caught up with you guys!
Bro. 2: Yeah! We are going to get you for tricking us back there!
Luigi: I’m sure we could talk this out-
BOOM! The rock explodes and turns out to be an egg! Out pops a big dragon!
Dragohoho: GOO-GWAAA!
Luigi: Uh oh.
Trapped between three enemies and with a useless brother beside him, Luigi sparks upon an idea.
Luigi: Hey, Border Patrol Bros! Want a really valuable Hoohoo Block?
Luigi starts waving the block in front of the Bros. They start salivating at the thought of all that money. Then Luigi throws it over the cliff.
Bros.: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
They run over the dragon and then fall off the cliff. The dragon then turns into a person!
Prince Peasley: Heh heh! I am Prince Peasley.
Luigi: Wow! What a coincidence!
A mystical shine fills the air when the prince laughs.
Prince Peasley: Cackletta turned me into that dragon and imprisoned me in that egg! Here! Have this shiny jewel rose!
Luigi gets Peasley’s Rose!
Mario: DESTROY EVIL!!!
Prince Peasley: AAAHHH! No, you psycho!
Mario runs into Peasley, knocking him down the mountain.
Prince Peasley: (rolling down the mountain) This could effect my shine!
Luigi: That was an interesting person.
Mario: SHINY!
Mario takes Peasley’s Rose!
Luigi: No Mario! Ah, I’ll just let him have it. What’s the worst he could do to it?
Blabladon appears.
Blabladon: Okay, I got a bunch of coins and I feel like carrying you both now.
Luigi: You mean you just had excuses last time?
Blabladon: You could say that…look, just get on.
Blabladon carries them down the mountain. Mario and Luigi enter the Hammerhead Bros’ house.
Luigi: This is convenient.
The Border Patrol Bros. had fallen on the Hammerhead Bros, knocking them all out. Luigi quickly finds a pair of rusty old hammers.
Luigi: I guess this is what they meant by “all-powerful hammers”. Cheapskates.
They leave and head down to the rock that Fawful put there. They smash it with their hammers. Soon they come to a flaming rock. Luigi looks at the rock, then he looks at the water bucket they still have, then he looks at a water spigot. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what happened next. Then they see a mine and go in it.
Minecart Guy: To get down the mountain you have to ride the minecarts.
Luigi: Okay.
Minecart Guy: The rules: You have to get ten diamonds and Mario gets the flashlight.
Luigi: Hey! That’s not cool! Why?
Minecart Guy: Two reasons: First, diamonds are money and I want money, and second, BECAUSE I SAID SO!!! Any questions?
The Brothers are unable to answer because their eardrums were blown out.
20 minutes later…
Luigi: Fine! I’ll take your stupid minecart challenge.
As they take the challenge they start off well with Luigi getting two diamonds right off the bat. Mario than decides to shine the flashlight under his hand to see the cool shadows.
Luigi: AAAHHH! Mario!
Luigi crashes into a Thwomp, losing both of the diamonds. The rest of the ride continues much the same way. At the end Luigi only has one diamond.
Minecart Guy: Just one? Looks like you’re going to have to do it aga-ack!
Luigi knocks him out with his hammer.
Luigi: I guess these hammers are good for something.
Mario and Luigi cross to the pathway leaving the mountain, and this part of their adventure.