Paper Wario

By Lawful

Prologue

One day Wario is walking in Forever Forest, looking for a rumored incredibly huge diamond, when he hears some talking. He goes towards the noise until he sees some figures talking.

???: Listen, have you found that diamond yet?

???: No Lord Crump, but we are still looking.

Crump: *sigh* Just hurry up.

X-Naut: I hear something.

Wario tries to run away but is captured by some X-Nauts as soon as he turns.

Crump: You are Wario, are you not?

Wario: Yeah, what's it to you?

Crump: You heard our plans so we will have to take care of you! X-Nauts, fire!

Wario gets shot out of a cannon that appears out of nowhere to who knows where.

Wario: Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!

Wario finally lands but he is unconscious. A Toad watching comes up and starts poking him with a stick for a hour until Wario wakes up.

Wario: Ugh...

Toad: Are you ok?

Wario: I think so.

Suddenly a star appears and begins to talk.

???: Wario, you have broken the Star Road and must return the pieces back here in order for them to become the Star Road again.

Wario: What if I don't wanna?

???: Enough being Mr. Nice Guy!

The star turns into a doll.

Geno: Listen, stupid! You have to get the Star Road pieces or else we can't grant any more wishes!

Wario: Make me!

Geno hits Wario with Geno Whirl.

Geno: I'll show everyone this picture of you if you don't!

He shows Wario a picture of him wearing Hello Kitty pajamas and sleeping with a barbie doll.

Wario: Nooooooo!!! Ok, then I'll do it.

Geno: Good, now get going!

Geno disappears.

Toad: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Wario: Shud'up you foo!

Toad: Ok, ok, ok. Anyway, I was wondering if I could help you.

Wario: Well I don't know 'cause you laughed at me! But I will let you anyway.

Toad: Thank you. My name is Mea T. by the way.

Mea T: A Primer
Abilities:
Slap: Slap for 2 damage
Mushroom: Gives Wario a Mushroom that heals 5 Hp (FP cost: 2)

Wario: I wonder where we can go to get a piece of the Star Road.

Mea T: I heard that apparently Bowser kidnapped Peach and Mario is off rescuing her right now, so we could go in the castle.

Wario: Good idea.

They head off to the castle to search for a piece of the Star Road. When they get there they find it is a mess.

Wario: What happened?!

Wario and Mea T. go inside to find everything wrecked.

Wario: What happened to the castle?

Mea T: I guess Bowser wrecked everything.

Wario: There's a Toad!

Mea T: Let's ask him if he is alive.

Toad: Bow...Bows...Bowser came and wrecked the castle and it looked like he had someone with him and he had a star of some kind.

Wario: He must've found part of Star Road.

Mea T: Did that person go with him after he kidnapped the princess?

Toad: He didn't but he might be dangerous and he might still be in the castle.

Wario: Let's go!

???: Gwwwaaarrrrghh. Who dares enter my castle? Get out now! Or you shall perish!

Mea T: Someone really wants us to leave.

Wario: Yeah.

They continue their journey through the castle until Wario sees the treasure room.

Wario: Hold up!

Mea T: What?

Wario: I'm gonna just be in here for a sec.

Mea T: That's the treasury, Wario!

Wario: So...?

Mea T: You can't steal from it!

Wario: Watch me!

Wario tries to go in but he gets electrocuted.

Wario: How did it do that?!

Mea T: Everyone knows that's why you can't steal from the treasury.

Wario: ...

???: Leave now or you shall be destroyed! Ow!

They continue to the next room and find someone in there.

???: Quite, Chompy!

Chompy: Arf Arf!

???: There's someone in here? Or is Timmy in the well again?

Wario: Yo!

Tutankoopa: It is me, Tutankoopa! You shall now perish for not leaving!

Wario VS. Tutankoopa

Mea T. uses Slap.
Tutankoopa: 23 HP.

Wario uses Ram.
Tutankoopa: 20 HP.

Suddenly Koopa Koot appears.

Koopa Koot: Hello sonnies!

Wario: Not again!

Mea T: What?

Wario: He's that same Koopa who kicked me out of his house when I had to go to the bathroom badly!

Mea T: Ok...

Battle Continue!

Koopa Koot uses Cane Poke.
Tutankoopa: 10 HP.

Tutankoopa uses Chain Chomp Drop.
Wario: 13 HP.
Mea T: 8 HP.
Koopa Koot defeated!

Koopa Koot: Defeat me for him, Wario! *cough, cough, cough* I'm ok!

He jumps into a pipe which leads him to Bowser's Castle.

Tutankoopa: ...

Wario: ...

Mea T: ...

Mea T. uses Slap.
Tutankoopa:  8 HP.

Wario uses Ram.
Tutankoopa: 5 HP. Danger!

Tutankoopa brings out his Chomp.
Chomp uses Bite.
Wario: 10 HP.

Mea T. uses Slap.
Tutankoopa: 3 HP. Danger!

Wario used Ram.
Tutankoopa defeated!

Battle over!

Tutankoopa: Gwwwaaarrrrghhhh!!!

He starts flashing and flashing again until he is gone. A silver star is there.

Wario: I'm guessing this is a piece of the Star Road.

Mea T. Grab it!

Wario grabs it and it appears on his shirt. He tries to pull it off but he can't.

Wario: I guess it's stuck so no one can steal it.

Mea T. Yeah.

Wario finally got his first Star Piece, but where will he have to go next?
 

Cut to Grodus's base.

You see Peach laying in a bed with Koopas leaving the room.

Peach: *snore* Mario, Mario, Mario...

Peach suddenly awakes.

Peach: Why am I here again? Is Mario here?

Peach looks around.

Peach: I'm back in Grodus's base. I thought it exploded.

Bowser and another figure walk in.

Bowser: Well, well, well, our dear princess is awake, ain't she, Grodus?

Grodus: Yes she is, Bowser.

Peach: Bowser and Grodus? Working together?!

Bowser: You see, we both hate Mario and of course we met each other even though I squished him. He eventually found out how to contact me so he could get my help. So I said yes because I'm tired of getting beaten by Mario!

Peach: But Grodus was zapped by the Shadow Queen!

Grodus: Crump found some parts so he could rebuild my body. Hehe.

They leave out the door.

Peach: *sigh* I guess I'll take a shower.

Peach walks into the shower room. About ten minutes later she walks out of the shower room with her clothes back on.

Peach: That was refreshing!

Suddenly the door opens.

Peach: Could it be?

Peach walks through the doors and then walks through the hall to an old room.

Peach: What happened here? It's all dusty and stuff.

Suddenly a computer screen turns on.

TEC: Hello again, Princess.

Princess: TEC! I thought you were deactivated.

TEC: Grodus forgot that I can reactivate myself after a period of time.

Peach: Why did you need me for?

TEC: I want to tell you Grodus's new plan.

Peach: What is it?

TEC: He is working with Bowser to steal the Star Spirits and Rod, break the Star Road, and destroy anything on this planet that poses a threat.

Peach: Oh no!

TEC: Also Mario won't be able to hurt Bowser or Grodus with any weapon he ever had and he will need other people to help him to even scratch them.

Peach: How will we stop them then?

TEC: We might have to recruit people from other planets to do so.

Peach: Do you know any?

TEC: I've heard of this planet called Mobius not too far away, but we have no way to communicate with them or any other planets, sadly.

Peach: Hmmm.

TEC: You might want to go back to your room.

Peach: Can I first Email Mario?

TEC: Go ahead.

Peach types her message to Mario.

TEC: He might want to get some of his rivals' help too.

Peach: I thought so, so I already wrote that.

TEC: Message sent. See you later, Princess.

Peach: See you.

Peach leaves the room.
 

One fine day Mario is asleep in his house and Luigi is watching TV.

Luigi: *sigh* I wish the mailman would hurry.

Luigi hears someone put something in their mailbox outside.

Luigi: They're here!

Luigi runs out to the mailbox to get the mail.

Luigi: Bill, bill, bill, you won a million coins, free gold- A letter from princess Peach! Mario!

Mario: *snore* Huh? What? What is it, Luigi?

Luigi: We got a letter from the princess!

Mario: Let me see.

Mario snatches the letter.

To Mario,

Mario and Luigi, you are invited to my birthday party, so please come. Mario, I have something special for you too. Bring your brother, Luigi, if you must.

From your friend,
Princess Peach

Mario: Weird.

Luigi: What is it?

Mario: This letter is a little too suspicious.

Luigi: Why?

Mario: Her birthday isn't for another six months.

Luigi: Maybe she wants an early birthday party?

Mario: Let's go.

They head through the pipe next to their house to go to Toad Town.

Mario: What happened to the castle?!

Luigi: It's ruined!

Mario: That letter was written by Bowser!

Luigi: Yeah.

Toad: Mario, Luigi! Bowser kidnapped the princess again!

Mario: Let's go, Luigi!

Luigi: Ok!

They head off towards Bowser's Castle. When they reach it in Dark Land, they find it to be surrounded by Koopas, Goombas, and other minions.

Mario: Mamamia!

Luigi: Uh oh. This look bad.

Mario: *gulp*

They head into the group of enemies.

Mario: Let's use our Stars!

Luigi: Ok.

They use their Starmen to plow through the enemies. They eventually make it to Bowser himself.

Bowser: You finally made it then! Too bad you won't be able to defeat me!

Mario and Luigi VS. Bowser!

Mario uses Jump.
Bowser: 8 HP.

Luigi uses Hammer.
Bowser: 7 HP.

Bowser uses Flame.
Mario: 8 HP.
Luigi: 8 HP.

Mario uses Hammer Bros.
Bowser: 2 HP. Danger!

Bowser: Argh! I didn't want to but I will use this!

He brings out the Star Road and uses it.

Mario: Mamamia! Not again!

Luigi: *gulp*

Bowser uses Flame.
Mario: 2 HP. Danger!
Luigi: 2 HP. Danger!

Mario uses Hammer Bros.
Bowser: 2 HP. Danger!

Luigi uses Hurricane Bros.
Bowser: 2 HP. Danger!

Bowser: Time to finish this!

Bowser uses Claw.
Mario Bros. defeated!

Battle over!

Bowser: Kamek! Bring out the princess!

Kamek: She's asleep!

Bowser: Grrrr. Farewell, Mario Bros! This is the last thing you will see!

Bowser uses lightning like last time to finish them by throwing them out of the castle. Bowser's Castle started floating after the Mario Bros. got inside.

Mario Bros. Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!

They get sent away to somewhere very very far. When they land they are knocked unconscious.

???: Hmm, aren't these the famous Mario Bros. from the Mushroom Kingdom? Mommy! Daddy! Come here!

Two other mysterious figures come and help the first one pick Mario and Luigi and carry them to their house.

Mario: *snore* ... Huh?

Mario eventually wakes up.

Mario: Where am I? Luigi, are you there?

Mario looks over next to him and sees Luigi.

Mario: There you are, Luigi!

Mario begins shaking Luigi until he wakes up.

Luigi: ... *yawn* Is that you, Mario?

Sorry-O: Oops, wrong story.

Sorry-O then leaves by means of flying.

Mario: Ok...

Luigi: Where are we, Mario?

Mario: I don't know.

Suddenly the door opens and they see a Shy Guy walking in.

Shy Guy: Hello!

Mario: Um, hi. Could you tell us where we are?

Shy Guy: You're in the Cucumber Kingdom.

Mario: I've never heard of it.

Shy Guy: The family of Boos that found you said that you were Mario so of course you wouldn't.

Mario: Why?

Shy Guy: The Cucumber Kingdom is very far away from the Mushroom Kingdom.

Luigi: Mario.

Mario: What?

Luigi: Why are all the kingdoms named after some kind of food?

Mario: Luigi, some things mankind was not meant to know.

Luigi: Oh.

Shy Guy: You guys can leave and meet the family next door if you want to.

Mario: Ok.

Mario and Luigi leave the house.

Shy Guy: Those two have no idea what they're getting themselves into.

Eventually, they get to the Boo's house.

Blue Boo: Look! It's Mario! He's finally awake!

Suddenly three other Boos float through the house and land on the ground.

Pink Boo: Hello Mario, since we already know you we will tell you out names. The blue Boo is my son Booster; the purple one is my husband Boom; my daughter is the yellow one, her name is Booella; and I'm Booeauty.

Mario: Ok...

Luigi: Can we leave now, Mario?

Mario: Not yet. Could you give us a map of this kingdom?

Booeauty: Sure.

Booeauty goes inside their house and comes out a minute later.

Booeauty: Here.

Booeauty gives them the map.

Mario: Thanks. Can we leave?

Booeauty: Just leave through that gate.

Mario: Thanks.

Mario and Luigi then go through the gate while looking at the map and eventually reach Veggie Town.

Mario: Wow! it's huge!

Luigi: Yeah!
 

Wario: Have you heard of any more trouble, Mea T?

Mea. T: No, but I know someone who might.

Wario: Who?

Mea T: His name is Merlon.

Wario: Not that old geezer.

Mea T: Why not?

Wario: He ripped me off once!

Mea T: Sure...

Wario: I stole some coins from him, then he stole them back!

Mea T: ...

Wario: What?

Mea T: Let's just go.

Wario: First let me say, before I would have Koopa Koot as my partner, I would rather wander to who-knows-where and faint for ten years.

Mea T: ...

They search around asking people for clues when eventually they find someone who tells them something.

Wario: You there!

Toad: What?

Wario: Has there been any trouble lately?

Toad: I've heard that there's been some trouble in Cucumber Kingdom.

Wario: Where in the world is that?

Mea T: I've read that it's pretty far away from here, but we could take a plane to get there quickly.

Wario: Do we have to use money?

Mea T: Yes...

Wario: No, I will never use my money!

Mea T: It's only five coins per person.

Wario: Still no!

Mea T: We'll use mine then.

They head towards the airport. When they get there, they buy tickets and board the plane.

Wario: Free food!

Wario grabs the cart that goes by and devours all the food on it..

Wario: Mmmmmmm...

Mea T: Wario?

Wario: What?

Mea T: You just ate scraps.

Wario: Whhhaaaattt?!

Wario hurries to the bathroom. Shortly thereafter we can hear vomiting noises.

Mea T: Ewwww.

Wario eventually comes out.

Wario: That was sickening.

Toad: Get your complimentary peanuts!

Wario: Peanuts!

Wario beats up the Toad and steals all the peanuts.

Wario: Hehehehe.

Mea T: Why did you do that?

Wario: I have a craving for peanuts.

Mea T: Ok...

Announcer: People, we will be landing in about 30 minutes.

Wario: Woohoo! I'm so glad I thought of this idea and spent my money on the tickets.

Mea T: He is annoying me right now.

The plane lands after a while.

Wario: Yay!

Mea T: Finally.

Some guards come up and try to arrest Wario.

Wario: You will never get me!

Wario somehow manages to jump over the airport.

Mea T: I might want to leave now...

In a few minutes Mea T. has caught up with Wario.

Wario: Took you long enough! I also stole some coins from someone that had a large sack and looked like a bean and bought a map with it.

They leave for the next town. Meanwhile

Popple: How could I, the great shadow thief, have my money stolen?!

Back to Wario...

Wario: We made it to Veggie Town!
 

Mario's Mailbox SP starts ringing.

Mario: Hmm...

To Mario,

Mario, please rescue me. I'm in Grodus's base right now. Bowser and Grodus worked together to capture me! They plan to use the Star Spirits and the Star Rod to destroy me. With the Star Road destroyed, we have no contact with the stars and the Star Spirits can't help you tell you where they are. Please hurry, Mario.

From Princess Peach

Mario: Hmm...

Luigi: What?

Mario: Remember my last adventure?

Luigi: Yeah.

Mario: Princess is back at the moon.

Luigi: Oh.

They walk through the town.

Mario: I wonder if there's an inn around here.

A cucumber walks up to them.

Cucumber: I heard you needed an inn.

Mario: Yeah

Cucumber: Go down that street right there.

Mario: Thanks.

Mario and Luigi then go down the street looking for the inn.

Luigi: Mario?

Mario: What?

Luigi: I have a really bad feeling about this.

Mario: Nonsense!

Suddenly Fawful jumps out.

Fawful: I will be the mustard of your doom!

Mario and Luigi VS. Fawful!

Mario uses Jump.
Fawful: 18 HP.

Luigi uses Jump Bros.
Fawful: 13 HP.

Fawful uses Bomb! Fink-Rat.
Mario: 8 HP.

Mario uses Fire Bros.
Fawful: 8 HP.

Luigi uses Hammer.
Fawful: 6 HP.

Fawful uses Tackle.
Luigi: 8 HP.

Mario uses Jump.
Fawful: 4 HP. Danger!

Luigi uses Swing Bros.
Fawful defeated!

End of Battle

Fawful: Ugh. I will be the mustard of your doom one day!

Mario: Hey Luigi?

Luigi: What?

Mario: Could there really be a mustard of doom?

Luigi: Nah.
 

Cut to where Peach is.

Peach: *sigh* I hope Mario got my message.

The door opens and Bowser comes in with some other people.

Bowser: Why hello princess. I brought some guests with me.

Peach then sees Ludwig, Lemmy, Wendy, Iggy, and Larry.

Larry: Dad, why are we here again?

Bowser: So we can ask Peach some questions. I'll need you to hold her down.

Larry: Oh.

The Koopalings hold Peach down.

Bowser: Now then, where is TEC?

Peach: Why?

Bowser: So I can shut him down.

Peach: I will never tell!

Bowser: Grrrr. Then where is Mario?

Peach: How should I know?

Bowser: I didn't think of that. Next question: Do you know where we are?

Peach: I'm not gonna answer.

Bowser: Let's go, kids.

They leave.

Peach: Bowser is very stupid sometimes.

The door opens.

Peach: I guess TEC wants me.

Peach walks to TEC's room.

TEC: Hello, Princess.

Peach: How come Bowser or Grodus haven't shut you down yet?

TEC: Grodus doesn't know I'm still active and Bowser is so stupid he can't even find me.

Peach: Oh.

TEC: Peach I wanted to tell you that I'm afraid Bowser and Grodus are teaming up with other enemies of Mario's. I'm also glad to say that I have figured how we won't need to get some other planets' help.

Peach: Good!

TEC: Mario will need some of his friends' help. I also know who broke the Star Eoad.

Peach: Who?

TEC: Someone named Wario got shot out of a cannon made by Crump.

Peach: Hmmm...

TEC: What is it?

Peach: I think that Wario might be on an adventure trying to fix it then.

TEC: Why do you think that?

Peach: If I know Geno, he'll make Wario or else.

TEC: Oh.

Peach: I guess I'll be leaving after I send Mario a message.

TEC: Mesage sent. See you later, Princess.

Peach: Bye.

Peach leaves for her room.

TEC: *sigh* Princess, we will need a lot of help. I will do my best to help you.
 

Mario and Luigi make it to the inn.

Luigi: Finally.

Mario: Yeah.

They go inside.

Mario: How much to stay for a night?

Clerk: 100 coins.

Mario: 0_0  Isn't that a little too much?

Clerk: You're acting like you're a Mushroomer. No, it's not. After all, everyone here can afford that much
easily.

Mario: I am from the Mushroom Kingdom!

Clerk: Well woopdedo! Who cares? Just pay.

Mario: Fine. *grumble*

Luigi: Ripoff artists.

They go to their room.

Mario: This isn't a very nice kingdom.

Luigi: I know.

They get in their beds and drift off to sleep.

The next day...

Mario: *yawn* Luigi, it's time to wake up.

He looks to see Luigi is gone.

Mario: Oh no!

Luigi: Relax.

Mario looks over to the bathroom door.

Mario: Ah.

Luigi: You over-react sometimes.

Mario: Sorry.

Luigi: Let's pack our stuff and get going.

They pack and begin to leave the hotel.

Clerk: Wait! You're Mario and Luigi, right? I'm your biggest fan!

Luigi: Someone remembered my name!

Mario: You've heard of us?

Clerk: Yeah, you probably met my brother yesterday.

Mario: That was your brother?

Clerk: Yeah, my dad owns this place and he tends to overcharge people. So I'll give you 50 coins back.

Mario got 50 coins!

Mario: Thanks! Here's my autograph.

Mario gives the clerk his autograph.

Clerk: Thank you!

Mario and Luigi leave.

Mario: Where next?

Luigi: I don't know.

Mario: How about we buy some supplies?

Luigi: We already have 50 Mushrooms, 50 Super Mushrooms, 25 Ultra Mushrooms, 100 Fire Flowers, 15 Stars, 6 Hammer Suits, 50 Honey Syrups, 50 Maple Syrups, 25 Jammin' Jellies, and 2 Jammin' Ultras.

Mario: I didn't know we had that much. Let's try to board an airplane.

Mario's Mailbox SP rings.

Dear Mario,

I found out that you might need to get some of your friends help you defeat Bowser and Grodus. Also more baddies might join them to form an even stronger forc,e so please hurry.

From Princess Peach

Mario: We have to hurry!

Luigi: Why?

Mario: Bowser and Grodus might try to get more baddies to help them.

Luigi: Let's go!

They head to the airport.
 

Wario: *yawn* I need some sleep.

Mea T: Let's rest at an inn.

Wario: You have to use your money though!

Mea T: Grrrr. Fine then.

They head off to an inn named The Dream. When they reach the door, they see a figure next to them laying down.

Wario: Who's that?

???: Ugh, I'm tired of being beaten by Mario all the time. I wish I could have someone to help me.

Wario goes over to the figure and lifts him up.

Fawful: Who are you? You look like Mario but fatter and grosser.

Wario: Don't push me, bub!

Fawful: Are you on an adventure looking for pieces of the Star Road because Geno made you do it because he would show a picture of you wearing Hello Kitty pajamas and hugging a Barbie doll if you didn't? I have fury!

Wario: ...

Mea T: How did he know that...?

Fawful: It just comes to me. I have fury!

Wario: Wanna join me?

Fawful: Sure!

Fawful: A Primer
Abilities: He can carry you across gaps or use his bombs to hit enemies
Attacks:
Bomb: He shoots a bomb at one enemy
I have fury: He keeps on shooting bombs at foes until his headgear runs out of bombs

Fawful: Let's go to sleep.

They head in the inn.

Wario: I would like to spend the night.

Clerk: That will be 50 coins please.

Mea T. gives him 50 coins.

Clerk: Here's your key.

They head up to their room and drift off to sleep.

Wario: Where's Mea T?

Meanwhile Mea T. is in the hallway.

Mea T: I wonder when this adventure will be over. Wario is annoying and Fawful is crazy. Oh well, I can't abandon them until after I finish this. After all, I might become rich with all the coins we're getting from enemies. Time to go back to our room.

Back to Wario...

Wario: I wonder what they serve for breakfast? I know, I'll call room service.

Wario calls room service and orders a huge feast. Within a few minutes it's in their room.

Wario: Mwhahahaha!

Wario then starts eating all of it. Mea T. enters and starts digging in with Wario until Wario realizes he's there.

Wario: This is mine!

Mea T: I'm full anyway.

Fawful: *yawn* Is it time to go to school, Mommy?

Mea T: Hehe, wake up, Fawful.

Fawful: Fine then, did you know I have about 25 brothers?

Mea T: 00  Let me guess, one for every letter of the alphabet?

Fawful: You are correct. My favorite brothers are Jawful, Lawful, Pawful, Dawful, and Bawful.

Mea T: Wario, are you done yet?

Wario: Yeah, but I need to do something else first before we leave.

Wario races out of the room.

Fawful: What is he going to do? I have fury!

Mea T: Probably steal all the money, eat all their food, and put graffiti all over the inn.

Fawful: He will be the mustard of Mario's doom!

Mea T: You've faced Mario before, haven't you?

Fawful: I have fury!

Mea T: I'll take that as a yes.

Wario comes back.

Wario: They had no money in the cash register, ran out of food, and had graffitti-free wallpaper.

Fawful: Interesting, but it's time to leave.

They leave the hotel to the park.

Mea T: We're here.

Wario: Why are we here?

Mea T: I asked someone if there was trouble and they said they heard some trouble was brewing in the park.

Fawful: Great...

Wario: What?

Fawful: I don't know that person.

Wario: So...?

Fawful: Never mind...

They walk over to the person.

???: Hehehe!

Wario: Who are you?

???: The name's Grubba Blubba!

Wario: Reminds me of when Mario told me about Tubba Blubba.

Grubba: My cousin is Tubba. And you know Mario?

Wario: Yeah.

Grubba: Then you will be defeated!

Wario, Mea T, and Fawful VS. Grubba Blubba

Wario uses Ram.
Grubba: 38 HP.

Fawful uses Bomb.
Grubba: 36 HP.

Grubba uses Slam!
Fawful: 15 HP.

Grubba: Well you're pretty cocky, aren't ya?

Wario: Just move on with the battle!

Mea T: (Both of them are stupid...)

Fawful is singing the Billy Hatcher song.

Mea T uses Mushroom.
Fawful: 20 HP.

Wario uses Ram.
Critical Hit!
Grubba: 31 HP.

Fawful uses I Have Fury.
Grubba: 26 HP.

Grubba uses Power Up.
Att. raised by 2 for two turns.

Mea T. uses Slap.
Grubba: 24 HP.

Mea T: *yawn*

Wario: You're goin down, fatso!

Grubba: Time for full power!

Fawful: This will be the mustard of his doom! I have fury!

Wario uses Pound.
Grubba: 22 HP.

Fawful uses Bomb.
Grubba: 20 HP.

Grubba uses Pound.
Wario: 13 HP.

Mea T. uses Slap.
Critical hit!
Grubba: 15 HP.

Grubba: *sigh* This is tougher than I thought. Time to use one of my strongest attacks!

Wario uses Around We Go.
No effect...

Fawful uses I Have Fury.
Grubba: 10 HP.

Grubba uses Earthquake.
Wario: 10 HP,
Fawful: 5 HP. Danger!
Mea T: 5 HP. Danger!

Wario: That was pretty strong!

Grubba: Wait until you're gone! Unless you hurry up!

Mea T uses Slap.
Grubba: 8 HP.

Wario uses Ground Pound!
Grubba: 5 HP. Danger!

Fawful uses I Have Fury.
Grubba defeated!

Grubba: Ugggggghhhh.

Battle over!

Wario: Woohoo! I got it!

Mea T: That sounds disturbing.

Fawful: I must be agreeing with you.

Grubba disappears and a piece of Star Road appears.

Wario: Hmm... This one is yellow like me!

Fawful: ...

Mea T: ...

Wario got his second Star! I wonder where will he go next! I'm guessing Yoshi's Island.
 

Mario: We're finally here!

Luigi: Yeah.

Mario: What is it, Luigi?

Luigi: You bought the wrong tickets.

Mario: 00  You're right...

Luigi: We're on Yoshi's Island...

Ring! Ring! Ring!

Mario: Email!

Dear Mario,

TEC told me that we don't have to get other planets' help but I doubt that. Anyway I hope you're near Rogueport. Bowser has gotten his kids to help him. Please hurry up before it gets worse..

From Princess Peach

Mario: Let's go to Rogueport!

Luigi: Just make sure you get the right tickets this time, Mario.

Mario: I will.

They get the correct tickets and get in the plane. After an hour they land in Rogueport.

Luigi: It's changed a lot!

Mario: It's actually clean now.

They walk towards Frankly's house.

Mario: Hello? Anyone there?

???: I got it!

Luigi: HHHHHeeeeeeellllllloooooo?

???: Be quiet!

The person comes out of the shadows and we see Professor Frankly.

Frankly: Hello Mario! And this must be um... erm... hmmm... Loowiugi!

Luigi: It's Luigi!

Frankly: Sure... Anyway, Mario, you're here because you have to rescue the princess, right?

Mario: Yeah.

Frankly: Then just use this rocketship I built!

Mario: Ok!

They get in the rocket and the countdown starts.

Frankly: 10...

Mario: 9...

Luigi: 8...

Frankly: 7...

Mario: 6..

Luigi: 5...

Frankly: 4, 3, 2, 1! Blast off!

He pushes the button.

Mario: Here we go!

They blast off towards the moon.

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