In a castle in the Forever Forest, dark figures are discussing business....
???: How dare they fire us? They had no right to do that! If we had their powers then those heroes wouldn't win.
????: I have an idea: I have created an invention that will give us our former masters' powers. If we steal their powers, lock them up, and strike the heroes' homes, we could defeat them and takeover Plit.
The figures all laugh, and reveal themselves as Hookbill, the Koopa Bros, Mouser, Triclyde, Boom Boom, Lord Crump, Bogmire, and Cloudjin.
Hookbill: Perfect. But we might need some more people.
?????: We could help with that.
Out from the shadows step Popple, Croco, and Jr. Troopa.
Bogmire: I suggest we go for Bowser's castle and get Bowser and Kamek first.
Boom Boom: Me and Hookbill will use their powers.
Mouser: Then let's go.
Bowser's Castle
Bowser: Aahh... Peace and relaxation today.
An explosion is heard.
Bowser: Ludwig! Are you doing experiments again?
Ludwig: Dad, some guys have stormed into the castle.
Bowser rushes to where he heard the explosion, and sees Kamek staring at a Boom Boom and Hookbill with the Koopalings captured.)
Bowser: You two... I thought Kamek and I fired you!
Just before Bowser attacks, Boom Boom zaps him with a remote. Then Hookbill zaps Kamek. Afterwards, Bowser, Kamek, and the Koopalings are taken to the dungeon.
Hookbill: It worked! Better call the rest and tell them Kamek and Bowser's powers are ours, and tell them to head to King Boo.
Later, in an old abandoned house where King Boo and his Boo followers now live, Bogmire comes in.
Bogmire: Hello, King Boo.
King Boo: You, the biggest loser of all time, comes here? Now I will have to destroy you.
King Boo is about to attack, but is zapped by Mouser's invention.
Bogmire: Your powers are mine, King Boo! Now, Boos, take him to Bowsers dungeon!
Back at Bowser's castle, King Boo is taken to the dungeon. Since he cant use his powers, he can't get out.
Bogmire: Now for the next part of the plan.
Back at the castle, Cloudjin asks Mouser a question.
Cloudjin: Hey Mouser, since when were you an inventor?
Mouser: I have had a passion for inventing for a long time. In fact, back in Sub-con I invented most of the machines there, including Robirdo and the Nightmare Machine, but Wart got all the credit. When I asked if I could use some of my previous inventions to fight those good guys, he called me a worthless rodent and said I couldn't use HIS inventions and should just stick to throwing bombs.
Koopa Bros: Bogmire got King Boo, and Lord Crump said he could easily get Grodus.
In Grodus's new lair in the Rogueport Sewers, his men are busy building him a new body.
Grodus: Come on, you worthless troops! Pick up the speed a bit!
Suddenly a manhole opens up and Lord Crump jumps in.
Grodus: Lord Crump, you failure. You dare come in here? Attack-
Before Grodus can finish, he is zapped by Lord Crump and destroyed, but when Lord Crump jumps out of the sewers he is hit on the head. He turns around and sees Goombella.
Lord Crump: You... I don't have time for this.
With his new powers, Lord Crump wipes the floor with Goombella and finishes her off with a lightning attack.
Later, back at the castle...
Croco: How could you let her see you? You do realise it's only a matter of time before the heroes find out.
Lord Crump: Relax. Before the heroes figure out the plan, we will have all of the villains' powers.
Mouser: Next target: Wart...
Mouser: This is it. After all these years of humiliation because of that fat green idiot, finally, now we will see if his powers are all that.
Sub-con
Wart: Well, time to start thinking of another plan to conquer Sub-con-
Wart suddenly he falls down.
Susan: Daddy! What happened?
Mouser: Hello, you spoiled brat...
In Bowser's dungeon...
Susan: Hey Larry ^_^
Larry: That's just perfect.
Tee Hee Desert
Fawful: There must be a way to revive my mistress... but how?
Popple: Hello, freako.
A battle ensues. Fawful uses his bullets while Popple takes a beating because he forgot use Mouser's invention.
Popple: I was supposed to use it now?
Idiot. Anyway, AFTER he uses it, not only does he get Fawful's powers, he also gets his helmet and dome, and Popple is taken to Bowser's dungeon like all the others.
Red Ninjakoopa: Dude, where will the rest of us get powers?
Mouser: Not to worry, another feature of my invention lets you share the powers. Now, to give those heroes their deaths...
Mushroom Kingdom
Luigi: Come on, Mario!
Mario: Cheese!
When they reach the Mushroom Kingdom, Luigi is shocked by what he sees.
Luigi: I don't believe it! It's...
Luigi is looking at a mob of beaten up Hammer Brothers.
Luigi: Who did this?
Hammer Bro: We were sent by Bowser, but a mouse with bombs stopped us.
Mario: Abe-a-Lincoln?
Luigi: Mouser, you stupid moron. Let's see how the kingdom is doing.
The Mushroom Kingdom's houses are all broken, but thankfully none of the Toads were destroyed.
Mouser: Is this because you don't like seeing people dead?
No, it's not that, but- Hey, wait a minute! You're supposed to be in Forever Forest! How did you get here?
Mouser: I don't know.
Well you're gone now.
A giant cannon appears and Mouser is shot out of it.
Mouser: YAAGHHH!
You two shut up and ignore this.
Luigi: Right.
Peach's Castle
Mario and Luigi walk in and Toad, Wooster, and the others see them.
Wooster: Oh, thank heavens! The Mario Brothers are here!
Toad: It was awful! Mouser came in and kidnapped the princess!
Luigi: Then we have to get her back.
Suddenly Goombario, Bombette, Vivian, Goombella, and Koops come in.
Goombario: Mario, Luigi! Thank goodness we found you! These villains came to our homes and started to destroy us all! We tried to defend against them but they were too strong, and then when we all came here we all met up with each other.
Vivian: But where do we go now?
Luigi: The mysterious voice said they were in the Forever Forest, so let's go there.
Others: Sure.
Toad: Wait, guys, I want to go too. I haven't had an adventure in a long time.
Mario: Okey dokey.
Toad: Do you mean that, or are you just being stupid like you always are?
Mario: Puff and fresh.
Toad: I should've known.
Luigi: Don't worry, you can come.
Yoshi's Island
Yoshi is talking to a new resident of Yoshi's Island, Jinx, who has just moved his dojo there, when suddenly they see a fire a while away. When they get there, they see that Hookbill and a sort of genie creature that looks like it is made of clouds are down there causing trouble.
Jinx: Who are they?
Yoshi: Hookbill, the giant Koopa, and that genie creature is Cloudjin.
Another battle ensues. Yoshi and Jinx start off dominating but then Hookbill and Cloudjin use Kamek's powers and Yoshi and Jinx, who weren't expecting this, are knocked back. Hookbill and Cloudjin get away while Yoshi and Jinx get back up.
Jinx: Oh no! They got away.
Then Mario, Luigi, and the gang come in.
Luigi: Hey, Yoshi, would you and your friend like to come with us?
Yoshi: We would Weege.
Bowser's Dungeon
Playful: How do we get out of here?
Kammy: If we could figure that out then we would be out of here.
Roy: Well, the author of this story hates me, so I'm lucky nothing bad has happened to me yet.
Hammer Bro: By the orders of Mouser, one of you will get tortured.
The Hammer Brothers start pounding on Roy with thier hammers until he is knocked unconscious.
Forever Forest
Green Ninjakoopa: Hey, where is Mouser?
Suddenly, Mouser is shot in through the window.
Jr. Troopa: Let's pretend that didn't happen.
Triclyde: Anyway, I have hired some assassins.
A Shy Guy, a Bandit, a Baseball Boy, and a Zeus Guy come in.
Death Guy: The Rouged Masked Gang, at
your service.
Death Guy: I am Death Guy, the Bandit is Bandy, the Baseball Boy is Strike-Out, and the Zeus Guy is Pain.
Triclyde Head 1: You guys have some lame names.
Bandy: Perhaps, but now for more important matters; where are our targets?
Mouser: They were last sighted at Yoshi's Island, now get going!
With that, the Rogue Masked Squad is gone.
Hookbill: Hey Mouser, what do we need them for if we have new powers?
Mouser: I just want to see if they can beat the heroes.
Yoshi's Island
Jinx: Well, let's get to Forever Forest.
Yoshi: Too long to travel on foot, so let's get boat.
I am going to skip to the docks because nothing exciting happened along the way. Well, Gombella tripped headfirst into a rock, but it wasn't really interesting.
Luigi: Well, let's rent a boat.
???: You aren't going anywhere.
Everyone turns around to see who spoke.
Death Guy: This is your final stop.
Toad: What did we ever do to you?
Bandy: Nothing, but we have been hired to assassinate you.
Bombette: Just who are you, anyway?
Death Guy: I am Death Guy.
Bandy: Bandy.
Strike-Out: Strike-Out.
Pain: And Pain.
All: The Rogue Masked Squad.
Death Guy: First grade assassins and thieves; now bring it.
Death Guy pulls out a sword.
Death Guy: This is the Master Sword. I stole this from a guy named Link.
Bandy pulls out a blaster.
Bandy: I stole this from Fox.
Strike-Out pulls out a baseball bat.
Strike-Out: This is a very powerful batl I stole from Ness.
Pain pulls out a wooden gun.
Pain: I stole this gun from Donkey Kong.
Death Guy: Let's kick their butts.
Suddenly, a thunderbolt hits the Rogue Masked Squad.
Strike-Out: Who did that?
Mallow: I did.
Beams then hit the Rogue Masked Squad.
Pain: Now who did that?
Geno: I did.
Luigi: Mallow, Geno! What are you guys doing here?
Mallow: Well, a few guys came and attacked Nimbus Land and Star Road, and while we went looking for the guys who did it, we ran into each other, and so we travelled together. When we heard they were in Forever Forest we came here and ran into you.
Bandy: Great, more victims. Let's get this over with.