Last time we left the Luigis (heh), they had just finished the big battle with Chauncey.
Waluigi: I don’t want to fight ghosts anymore! They punch me!
Luigi: Nobody really cares if someone punches you, okay?
Luigi drags Waluigi into the mansion and stands before the door on the first floor of the lobby. The door blinks really fast until the thorns fade away.
Waluigi: Woah. Freaky.
The Luigis walk through the door and find themselves in a dark hallway.
Waluigi: Uh, Luigi?
Luigi: Yeah?
Waluigi: I REALLY have to use the bathroom.
Luigi: We’re trying to save our brothers now, so do-
Waluigi: It hurts!
Luigi: *grumble*…Okay, fine! Just hurry up okay?
On their search for the bathroom, they meet a lot of Ceiling Ghosts and Bowling Ghosts. Waluigi screams his head off, while Luigi sucks them up immediately.
Waluigi: Finally! An unlocked door!
Waluigi pulls it open and finds the bathroom.
Waluigi: Darn it! There isn’t a toilet in here!
Waluigi looks at the shower.
Waluigi: No one will notice…
Just then, a ghost appears out of nowhere and starts strangling him.
Waluigi: GAK!!! I DIDN’T DO IT, MOMMY!!! I SWEAR!!!
Luigi walks in at the next moment and sucks up the ghost without thinking at all.
Waluigi: *pant* Why do you always *gasp* have to be the showoff?
Luigi: I’m not a showoff.
Another ghost appears behind Luigi, but he just sucks it up without even facing it.
Waluigi: Riiiiight…
When the ghost is out of sight, the lights come on and the Luigis’ Gameboy Horrors 1 and 2 start buzzing. They turn them on.
Professor E. Gadd: It looks like you’ve run into a bit of trouble there, Waluigi!
Waluigi: Yeah, well-
Luigi: It’s just that he stinks.
Waluigi: You hurt my feelings!
Professor E. Gadd: Yes, well, there are some ghosts that will sneak up from behind and choke you! If that ever happens, shake wildly back and forth until he comes off. The old-age struggle for survival is what I call it. Don’t lose heart, Luigi and Waluigi!
Waluigi: Too late.
The screens go blank, and clanging is heard. The Luigis look up and see a key on a cabinet. Luigi pulls it down and does the funky peace-sign thingy.
Some Voice: Dadadadadadada!
Waluigi: That music gets annoying…
Luigi: Onward! To the next stupid door!