Waluigi and Luigi are walking through the halls, looking for an unlocked door.
Waluigi: Maybe it’s this one! I’ll check if it’s real!
Waluigi vacuums the door. The doorknob gets sucked up.
Waluigi: Umm, maybe not!
Luigi: It’s this one!
Waluigi: PTTH! How would you know?
Luigi: Because of the sign that says “Unlocked Door”.
Waluigi: Oh…
Luigi opens the door and walks into a room with two circular platforms. White letters form the word “Ballroom”.
Waluigi: I always wonder how they do that!
Luigi: I don’t!
All of a sudden, eight masked ghosts show up, each “dancing” in pairs!
Waluigi: SHY GUYS! They were in my first game!
Luigi: No, they’re masked ghosts…
Waluigi: How do you know?
Luigi: I went online and looked at Lemmy’s List of Baddies!
Waluigi: Oh, I see!
Luigi: According to the guide, we have to suck their masks on, flash them, and suck them up…
Waluigi: It all sounds good, but I’m not comfortable with flashing people or ghosts…
Luigi: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
Waluigi: I was just kidding!
Luigi walks over to a masked ghost, sucks its mask off, and flashes him… Eww…
Luigi: YOU-
I know, I know, I was just kidding! He sucks at the masked ghost.
Masked Ghost: 5
The Masked Ghost’s partner stabs Luigi.
Luigi: A little HELP here!
Waluigi: FINE! I was just searching the room for, umm, money…
Luigi: You were probably looking for a masked ghost to see if he had any beer!
Waluigi: No, I was looking for the key for the dining room because I heard that they serve a lot of beer there. Oops…
Luigi: Whatever!
Luigi and Waluigi both suck up the masks, flash the Masked Ghosts-
Luigi: DON’T YOU EVEN DARE-
-and suck the ghosts up.
Masked Ghost 1: 0
Masked Ghost 2: 0
Waluigi: Hey, is there a remote control here?
There's one floating by the ceiling!
Waluigi: Boost me up, okay?
Luigi: Fine, but I don’t know what you’re doing!
Waluigi gets thrown up to the ceiling, grabs the remote, and presses the fast forward button. The screen moves very quickly, and finally, all of the masked ghosts are sucked up!
Luigi: That could come in handy!
Waluigi: YEAH! Too bad it ran out of batteries…
Luigi: Well, then we should turn our flashlights off…
Waluigi: WHY?
Luigi: If we keep it on, it drains up batteries, and we’re doomed!
Waluigi: Oh yeah… WAH!
Luigi and Waluigi turn their flashlights off and the circular tiles start rotating.
Luigi: Didn’t I do this in Mario DS?
Suddenly, two dancing blurs appear. One appears to be a man, the other a woman.
Woman: We are the Floating Whirlindas, we like to dance, sing, and rhyme!
Man: Try to find our hearts! Don’t waste our time!
Woman: Our favorite room is this Ballroom-
Man: Where we whirl and twirl!
Waluigi: I must get off of this circular pillar before I have to hurl!
Luigi: Stop being such a little girl!
Waluigi: Right back at ya, you chubby little, umm… squirrel?
Woman: Heehee, you silly little pearls!
Man: My first name is EARL!
Melody (from Conservatory): SHUDDAP! I CAN’T HEAR MY MUSIC! Don’t let me throw my papers at you!
Floating Whirlindas: Well, SHAME ON YOU TOO!
Luigi: I’ve had enough of this nonsense! Come up and we’ll beat him, Luigi!
Woman: I bet ya didn’t know that-
Man: Sir Weston died on top of Mt. Fiji!
Luigi: Hmm… (whispering to Waluigi) Let’s stand up next to them, and think of a word that there is no rhyme for!
Waluigi: Okay!
Woman: Next Friday is payday!
Luigi and Waluigi walk up besides the Floating Whirlindas.
Waluigi: SUPERCAROLFRAGILISTICESPIEALADOCIOUS!
Woman: We can’t rhyme with that word, now that’s the worst possible thing!
Man: Now I WILL get those horrible migraines! OHHHH!!!
The man’s heart shows.
Luigi: AHA!
Luigi turns his flashlight on.
Man: HEARTBURN!!!
Waluigi sucks up the Man, and the Woman seems to be stuck with him!
Floating Whirlindas: 90
Woman: Let’s not use the super-glue anymore!
Floating Whirlindas: 80
Man: OWW! My back is getting soar!
Floating Whirlindas: 70
Woman: Let’s throw out the Shrink Shroom!
Floating Whirlindas: 60
Man: Bob-ombs go BOOM!
The Floating Whirlindas throw out the Shroom. Waluigi gets hit.
Woman: YAY!
Man: Well, I’ll say!
Luigi: I’ll say SUPERCAROLFRAGILISTICESPIEALADOCIOUS!!!
Man: OHHH!!!
Woman: NOO!!!
Luigi starts sucking on the Floating Whirlindas-
Luigi: Heehee, forgot the flashlight!
Luigi flashes the Floating Whirlindas-
Woman: That just doesn’t sound right!
Man: Suck me up before I give you fright!
Luigi sucks them up.
Floating Whirlindas: 50
Man: I shouldn’t have done that…
Floating Whirlindas: 40
Woman: What about our pet gold bat?
Floating Whirlindas: 30
Man: You’re suffocating my lungs!
Floating Whirlindas: 20
Woman: What happened to our son, Barry Luggs?
Floating Whirlindas: 10
Woman: Oh, how much Barry would eat!
Floating Whirlindas: 0
Man: We must admit defeat!
The Floating Whirlindas get sucked into the Poltergust, and I am starting to miss the color of Wario’s eyes… Okay, I stink at rhyming…
A treasure chest appears!
Waluigi: I sure wouldn’t mind a beer!
Luigi: The key goes to the Storage Room!
Waluigi: We must say goodbye! BYE! Now let’s zoom!
Read the other episodes where, Waluigi and Luigi flash the ghosts some more!
Waluigi and Luigi: HEY!
Only kidding…