LAST WHERE WE LEFT OUR HEROES!
THEY LIT UP THE CANDLES OF THE ALMIGHTY FORTUNE TELLER ROOM!
And now, back to the show:
Luigi and Waluigi have just exited the Fortune Teller’s room after lighting the candles. Luigi is reading one of the books he “borrowed” in Area 1 while Waluigi is rubbing his face with money.
Waluigi: I'm filthy, stinking rich!
Luigi: You’re not rich, but you are filthy!
Waluigi: That's not true!
They come across a door.
Waluigi: Let's open it!
Luigi opens the Luigi's Mansion Guidebook.
Luigi: NO! WAIT!
But it's too late! Waluigi has opened the door and the door slams open! In Waluigi's face.
Waluigi ( 90 ): No! My precious! Grr... stupid little!
He kicks the door.
Luigi: NO! DON'T!
The door opens... in Waluigi's face again.
Waluigi ( 80 ): WHY YOU LITTLE!
He kicks the door.
Luigi: No wai... Meh. Go ahead.
Two days later…
Luigi is dragging Waluigi to the Laundry Room.
Luigi: That's the last time I let you kick the door for two days!
Luigi opens the laundry room and goes in. Waluigi is dragged along. Then, a few ghosts pop out! I think it is a green ghost...
Pink Ghost: I'M A PINK GHOST, MORON!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. Anyways, Luigi tries to suck it up while Waluigi searches for money! But all he gets is a heart. He used it to regain his health, than sits on a laundry thingymabob and watches the fight.
Luigi: HOW ABOUT A HAND HERE?!
Waluigi: If only I had some popcorn...
Moments later...
Luigi has sucked up all the ghosts! Single handedly. A green chest appears. Waluigi scrambles to open it, but trips and falls on his face. Luigi opens the chest and money flies out. Before Waluigi gets up, Luigi pockets all the money and the gold bar. Waluigi gets up when the Laundry Thingymabob that washes your clothes-
Luigi: You mean a washing machine?
Don't interrupt me, foolish mortals!
Anyways, the Laundry-what's-his-face
thingymabobber opens up and a Red M
hat and a Yellow W hat pop out.
Luigi: It's a clue!
Blue: Blue's Clues!
Waluigi sucks up Blue.
Waluigi: ... Nobody ask anything.
Waluigi: Wait... Didn't Madame What's-her-face say something about these?
Flashback (Luigi's memory)
Ghost: I am Madame Clairvoya, seer of dropped items.
Luigi and Waluigi: Dropped… items?
Madame Clairvoya: That is correct. Possessions of other people awaken vibrations in my spirit… If you find someone’s dropped items, you should bring them to me. I will show the extent of my visions…
Waluigi: Yeah… We’ll keep that in mind… (to Luigi) Let’s get out of here.
Flashback (Waluigi's memory)
Ghost: Blah blah blah, I can see stuff that you find blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I-like-donuts- blah blah blah…
Luigi and Waluigi: Find?
Madame What's-her-face: Yeah, I can see the spirit of who possesses it, yada yada yada yap yap, I'm done.
Waluigi: ... Riiiiiiiiight... We'll keep that in mind... Let's go.
End of Flashbacks...
Luigi: Let's go take these to her!
Waluigi: So move!
Luigi: ... There is no way you are making
me carry your butt all the way down the hallway.