Luigi and Waluigi have beaten the ghosts in the Laundry Room and are wandering around the mansion. Waluigi is still grumbling to himself about Madame Clairvoya’s inability to find Mario and Wario.
Waluigi: What a useless fortuneteller!
Luigi: Quiet, you. Hey, what’s that?
A floating candlestick appears in front of Luigi and Waluigi.
Waluigi: AAAAH!!!
Luigi: Geez, it’s just a candlestick…
Luigi walks up and tries to touch the candlestick. He’s pushed backwards by an invisible force, and a ghostly mouse steals his hat.
Candlestick: DON’T interfere with my nightly strolls!
Waluigi: I could get to like this candlestick…
Luigi: TRAITOR!
Luigi struggles to catch the mouse and get his hat back without sucking it into his Poltergust 3000. He trips and falls flat on his face.
Waluigi: … So do you go on these “nightly strolls” often?
Luigi: Yeah, probably because IT’S ALWAYS NIGHT!
Candlestick: Quiet down! You’re a guest in our beautiful mansion; don’t make a commotion!
Luigi: EAT FLAMES, FOUL CANDLESTICK!
Luigi sprays pretty much all of the fire in his vacuum at the candlestick. The candles on the candlestick are lit, and an elderly ghost appears holding them.
Shivers: AAAH! You’re roasting my bald spot!
Shivers runs yelling down the hallway. Luigi and Waluigi follow him slowly.
Luigi: Um, can’t he go a little faster?
A golden ghost appears in the hallway and laughs at Waluigi. Waluigi vacuums it up, and discovers it has 0 health and leaves no rewards.
Waluigi: Curses!
Ghost: My enfeebled, useless existence ends here! Goodbye, cruel world!
Luigi: Um, I don’t know what just happened, but hurry up! He’s almost to the Laundry Room!
Luigi and Waluigi follow the ghost into the Laundry Room…
Waluigi: How can he even survive in here?! This room’s lit up!
Luigi: I don’t know, but however he’s doing it, he’s opened the door to that room we saw earlier!
Luigi, Waluigi, and Shivers enter the room simultaneously. Luigi manages to use Waluigi as a meat shield when they overlap Shivers’s ectoplasm, so only Waluigi is damaged.
Waluigi: Ouch! I’ll get you for that, Luigi!
Luigi: Look! He’s sitting down!
Shivers accidentally sits on the candlestick.
Shivers: Pudding! The uncommitted smell of burnt pudding!
Luigi: … I don’t think that’s what you’re supposed to say.
Shivers: Do I look like I care? Wait a minute-
While they were talking, Waluigi snuck up behind Shivers and started draining his essence through his back.
Shivers (90): No!
Waluigi: Heh heh heh!
Shivers (80): Ah! Master Lydia! Master Neville! Master Weston! HEEEEELP!
Luigi: Who’s this Weston guy?
Waluigi: Beats me.
Shivers (60): How dare you question the great name of Weston?! POISON SHROOM FLURRY!
Shivers tosses a huge swarm of Poison Mushrooms at Waluigi. Two of them hit him, but they only reduce his height by half an inch.
Shivers (40): I knew those Poison Mushrooms were mysteriously cheap- ack!
While Shivers was talking, Luigi crammed his head in the Poltergust… and turned it on.
Luigi: I was getting tired of his babbling.
Shivers (10): GRBSHNLT! GRBSHNLT!
Walugi sucks up Shivers’s body, and Luigi sucks up his head.
Luigi: That’s gruesome.
A chest appears in the center of the room.
Waluigi: MINE!
Waluigi lunges at the chest, but he’s tripped by a mouse, carrying Luigi’s hat.
Luigi: My hat!
Luigi grabs his hat and opens the chest. A key pops out.
Luigi: Woohoo!
Waluigi: My Gameboy Horror says it opens the door to the Conservatory. Hey, look at the sparkly hole in the wall!
Waluigi examines it with his Gameboy Horror.
Luigi: Waluigi, what are you doing?
Waluigi: Looking at the sparkly hole. Hey, look, it’s getting bigger!
Luigi: No, you idiot, WE’RE getting smaller!
Waluigi and Luigi are sucked into the
hole.