Luigi and Waluigi are seen coming out of a mousehole carrying a lot of money as they proceed to exit the butler's room and head to the hallway.
Luigi: Boy, these ghosts sure live their death well. I wonder what we are going to do with all this money. It's getting awfully heavy.
Waluigi: Where do we go next?
Luigi: I forgot. Let me check my GBH.
GBH: Insert coin.
Both: What the ****?!
E. Gadd: Sorry, I couldn't help but be envious of those riches you found in that hidden room. Just head to the Conservatory. Go through the hallway, turn left, left again, and take the first door on your right.
Waluigi: Okay. WAH! WHAT'S THAT?!
A golden-colored ghost mouse runs toward Waluigi, scurries into his pants, and goes up his leg.
Waluigi: IT'S-A IN MY PANTS! HEEEEELLP MEEEEEE!!!
Luigi: Oh dear...
Luigi comically chases after poor Waluigi, diving after him and missing. This goes on for several minutes and several ghosts gather and watch this amusing sight, stealing the bits of money that the Anti-Brothers drop in the process. Luigi finally grabs Waluigi, unzips his pants and sucks the mouse into the vacuum, but this causes an explosion of cash to fill Waluigi's pants and rise beneath him so high his head hits the ceiling.
Luigi: Woah... Where did that come from?
Waluigi: Ow! At any rate, just get me down. That ceiling ghost looks scarier from this angle!
After a period of cleanup, they FINALLY head to the Conservatory and stumble against an array of musical instruments.
Luigi: Maybe we should grab two ghosts and bring them here.
Waluigi: Are you sure you are sane?
Luigi: Nope. I just have an idea what to do here.
Moments later, after taking 50 damage each to push the ghosts into the Conservatory, Luigi places Waluigi by the cello, a ghost by the drum, and the last one by the saxophone. Luigi moves on top of a stand, and pretty soon, it looks like Mario Bandstand from Mario Party 1. Some ghostly sheets of music appear before them.
Luigi: A-one, and a-two, and...
Waluigi: Hopefully we get coins from this. *presses A button* Whoops. Too early.
A Koopa shell from apparently nowhere flies from an apparent audience and deals 10 damage to Waluigi.
Waluigi: Ow! Who did that?! C'mon, fight me one on one like a man.
A ghostly woman enters the fray and giggles.
Ghost: My name is Melody, and for your information, that is exactly what happens in Mario Bandstand. Apparently, you weren't in that game, but, well, I'd rather see the show continue than fight.
Waluigi: Luigi... Help me here... Wah!
Luigi: Hey, actually *shell deals 10 damage* Ow! Could we hear you play a song?
Melody: What a splendid idea! An idea to die for. Listen up everyone! The performance is starting.
(Choose either of the following to play.)
Two Bandstand Ghosts: That was heavenly.
Waluigi: Hey, that wasn't scary at all! You're a great ghost!
Luigi: Bravissimo!
Luigi throws coins, jewels, and a gold bar at Melody. They go right through her and land inside the the piano, wrecking it.
Melody: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Melody's heart becomes visible.
Luigi: Hey! Look at that!
Waluigi: But... I kinda feel a bit guilty doing this.
Melody turns on the Anti-Brothers with furious eyes and starts throwing Koopa shells and hammers at them.
Waluigi: On second thought, I don't feel guilty anymore.
Both Bros: Die, poltergeist!
The battle begins. The two bandstand
ghosts participate in the fight and chase the Bros. It is a matter of picking
them off first before the Anti-Bros. resume the job of capturing Melody.
A gold bar in the right spot inside the piano leaves Melody weak, and with
the power of two Poltergust 2000s, the job is completed with relative ease.
The lights come on, the Boo radar on the GBHs turns yellow, and a treasure
chest with a key appears amid the pearls dropped by Melody. The Brothers
revel in the additional riches left behind and wonder if days get any better
than this.