Luigi and Waluigi's Mansion

Started by Mario64

Area 2: Vacuum up Spooky in the Boneyard

By Joshua

Luigi and Waluigi have just got the Water Element Medal from the kitchen. They arrive in the Boneyard.

Luigi: A seed?

Waluigi: MONEY PLANT!!!

Waluigi waters it. The plant grows but no money comes out.

Waluigi: No money? WWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Luigi: Big baby. Hey!

Luigi turns on his Gameboy Horror. He sees Spooky, the dog, sleeping in his kennel. He goes near.

Luigi: What a cute doggie!

Spooky wakes up and chases Luigi.

Luigi: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Waluigi: What the?

He sees the sign at the back of the Boneyard.

Sign: Here lies Mr. Bones. QUIET!

Waluigi: Why do objects talk now?

Spooky yaps loudly and bites Luigi in the rear end.

Luigi (90/100): OW! My rear end!

Mr. Bones comes out of his grave.

Mr. Bones: Doggone it! Keep that durn dog quiet!!!

Waluigi shines his light at Mr. Bones and he reveals his heart. Waluigi sucks him in.

Mr. Bones (15/30): HEY! LET ME GO!

Waluigi: Let me think… No.

Mr. Bones is sucked in the Potergust 3000 2. A bone shoots into the middle of the Boneyard. Spooky leaves Luigi alone and goes for the bone.

Luigi (75/100): I’M GONNA KILL THAT DOG!!!

Waluigi: It’s already dead, but okay…

Spooky (40/100): Bark?

Luigi (75/100): BE SUCKED IN ALREADY!!!

Spooky (0/100): Bbbbbbbbbaaaaarrrrkkkkk…

He is sucked in. A whirlwind comes out of Spooky’s kennel. Luigi walks to it and is sucked in. Waluigi follows…
 

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