Luigi and Waluigi's Mansion

Started by Mario64

Area 3: Brighten the Second Washroom

By Paperlemmy

Luigi and Waluigi walk into the Washroom next to the Bathroom. It was unlocked…  I think. Yeah, I’m pretty sure.

Luigi: Let’s lighten up this room, too!

Waluigi: Wait! In that last episode you took a-

STOP! This is a kid friendly site!

Waluigi: … Uh, you “did your business”?

That’s better.

Waluigi: … In the Bathroom?

Luigi: Yeah, it’s a bathroom after all.

Waluigi: But that place didn’t have a toilet! This is the room with the toilet.

Luigi: … OH MY GOSH! PLOTHOLES! Darn you, authors!

Waluigi: Yeah, did that particular author even play the game?

Now guys, let’s try not to be too insulting. Let’s just get on with the plot.

Waluigi: Okay… Darn, I forgot what we were supposed to do!

Lift up the toilet seat.

Luigi: But I just went!

Waluigi: In what?

Luigi: Uh…

I SAID LIFT UP THE SEAT!

Luigi: Okay, okay, sheesh.

Luigi lifts up the seat. A fiery ghost pops out.

Fiery Ghost: Do you mind? I’m busy!

The ghost punches Luigi back.

Luigi (90): OW! Why’d you make me do that?!

You’ll see.

Waluigi: I hate stories where the narrator gets involved in the story!

I can’t help it if you two are totally clueless at the moment! Now head over to the leak near the toilet!

Waluigi: Okay… Nothing’s going to attack me, right?

Not this time.

Waluigi: Oh, good.

He does so, and a Water Elemental Spirit appears. Waluigi sucks it up and gains its power. Just then, the Fiery Ghost appears again.

Fiery Ghost: Darn it! I forgot what I was thinking about! You’re going to pay for this!

The ghost attacks Luigi and Waluigi.

Fiery Ghost: No, I’m attacking you!

AAAAAAAAH!

Waluigi: Not so fast!

Waluigi sprays the Fiery Ghost until it fades away.

Fiery Ghost: Noooooooooooooooooo…

The room brightens up and a treasure chest appears.

Luigi and Waluigi: MINE!

They open the chest. All sorts of money flies out!

Luigi: All right, we’re even richer!

Waluigi: Hello, money! I love you!

… Hey, can I have some of that?

Luigi and Waluigi: No way!

Fine! Forget this! Let someone else write episodes for a change! I’m sick and tired of writing most of the episodes, anyway!

*leaves*

Luigi: Uhh… So…

Waluigi: Let’s go to the room this key unlocks.

Luigi: Right.
 

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