Luigi and Waluigi walk into the Washroom next to the Bathroom. It was unlocked… I think. Yeah, I’m pretty sure.
Luigi: Let’s lighten up this room, too!
Waluigi: Wait! In that last episode you took a-
STOP! This is a kid friendly site!
Waluigi: … Uh, you “did your business”?
That’s better.
Waluigi: … In the Bathroom?
Luigi: Yeah, it’s a bathroom after all.
Waluigi: But that place didn’t have a toilet! This is the room with the toilet.
Luigi: … OH MY GOSH! PLOTHOLES! Darn you, authors!
Waluigi: Yeah, did that particular author even play the game?
Now guys, let’s try not to be too insulting. Let’s just get on with the plot.
Waluigi: Okay… Darn, I forgot what we were supposed to do!
Lift up the toilet seat.
Luigi: But I just went!
Waluigi: In what?
Luigi: Uh…
I SAID LIFT UP THE SEAT!
Luigi: Okay, okay, sheesh.
Luigi lifts up the seat. A fiery ghost pops out.
Fiery Ghost: Do you mind? I’m busy!
The ghost punches Luigi back.
Luigi (90): OW! Why’d you make me do that?!
You’ll see.
Waluigi: I hate stories where the narrator gets involved in the story!
I can’t help it if you two are totally clueless at the moment! Now head over to the leak near the toilet!
Waluigi: Okay… Nothing’s going to attack me, right?
Not this time.
Waluigi: Oh, good.
He does so, and a Water Elemental Spirit appears. Waluigi sucks it up and gains its power. Just then, the Fiery Ghost appears again.
Fiery Ghost: Darn it! I forgot what I was thinking about! You’re going to pay for this!
The ghost attacks Luigi and Waluigi.
Fiery Ghost: No, I’m attacking you!
AAAAAAAAH!
Waluigi: Not so fast!
Waluigi sprays the Fiery Ghost until it fades away.
Fiery Ghost: Noooooooooooooooooo…
The room brightens up and a treasure chest appears.
Luigi and Waluigi: MINE!
They open the chest. All sorts of money flies out!
Luigi: All right, we’re even richer!
Waluigi: Hello, money! I love you!
… Hey, can I have some of that?
Luigi and Waluigi: No way!
Fine! Forget this! Let someone else write episodes for a change! I’m sick and tired of writing most of the episodes, anyway!
*leaves*
Luigi: Uhh… So…
Waluigi: Let’s go to the room this key unlocks.
Luigi: Right.