Waluigi and Luigi have washed away their troubles in the washroom, but what will happen next?
Waluigi: ARRRR!!! I'M SCARED OF BAD SIMILES!
THAT'S IT! LUIGI! THE STRESS BALLS!
Walugi: Stress balls! Woohoo- YAH!
Luigi fires 1,000 stress balls out of his Poltergust to hit Waluigi.
Waluigi: Ouch! Ooo! OW!!! Ok, I'll stop it... Yow! HEY!
Luigi: Heh heh heh...
Anyway, they open a door with a small sign saying "DON'T DISTURB, KNACKERED NANNY IN". Luigi, being stupid enough not to read warning signs flashing with 5000 watt bulbs, goes straight in. Waluigi just sneaks in. When they get in they see a golden mouse. They also see a silver cat. Their names are Itchy and Scratchy. :-D Itchy the mouse is trying to kill the cat with a radio... PLAYING THE BIRDIE SONG!!! NOOOOOO... Luigi squishes the mouse and sells the radio on Ebay.
Luigi: Do you wanna come with us, you cute widdle cat? Yes you do, yes you do...
Scratchy: NO I DON'T!
Luigi points to his laptop on Ebay saying “rebuy”.
Scratchy: EEP! OK!
Luigi: Heh heh. Good, now let's go. I think we wasted the reader's time enough.
As Scratchy, Luigi, and Waluigi got in they se a rocking chair with a tired ghost in it. It is Nana! Not the dog from Peter Pan... Then three balls fall down... Um... Stress balls?!
Nana: Well after 200 years of babysitting, you'll be needing it!!!
True. Anyway, LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!
Nana starts throwing the stress balls at Luigi-
Luigi: THIS ISN'T WHAT’S MEANT TO HAPPEN!
Tough! On with the battle. As I was saying, Nana throws the stress balls at Luigi and Waluigi. Waluigi bats them back at Nana, while Luigi dodges them and fires Scratchy out of the vacuum. This is a dark day for the RSPCA...
RSPCA: IT'S FUN TO BE IN THE RSPCA! OH YEAH!
Waluigi: O_O Ok...
Scratchy: YAHHHHHH!!!
Scratchy then digs his claws into Nana, seriously hurting her! But then she calls the house of tiny Terrorboos! OH NO! I'M SCARED OF WIERD TV SHOWS!!!
Waluigi: MY LINE!
Shut up. Anyway, what seems like a billion baby Boos come in through the door and windows. Luigi better have a pretty good insurance... *gulp* Anyway, Nana throws Scratchy off onto Waluigi. He then falls down to the floor, playing dead... WELL IT IS A VIDEO GAME! The tiny Terror Boos then laugh. Luigi avenges Waluigi by sucking them up and blasting them at nana. This isa dark day for Child Line...
Child Line: IT'S NOT FUN TO BE IN CHILD LINE! NO YEAH!
Fine... Anyway Nana explodes and Mr. Burns comes in. It's a money-nearly ghost! Luigi steals his money.
Mr. Burns: COPS!!!
The cops come in and arrested Mr. Burns for being so mean to Springfield. Back to our story... Luigi puts a gold bar near Waluigi's big, pink nose. Waluigi smells money...
Waluigi: YEE-HAW!!! MONEYYYYY!!!
Luigi: It worked! Yay!
Onto the next room, fellas!
They fight, they
bite, they fight, they bite, they fight, fight fight fight, bite bite bite!
THE LUIGI AND WALUIGI SHOW! (bom)