Luigi and Waluigi's Mansion

Started by Mario64

Area 1: Brighten the Parlor

By Paperlemmy

Luigi and Waluigi walk into the Parlor, which had already been unlocked before. The moment they step in, they immediately turn on their flashlights.

Luigi: It's pretty dark...

Waluigi: No kidding. OH!  Money! Mine!

Waluigi makes a dive for the gold coins scattered around the room, while Luigi walks across and looks at a painting of a strange man.

Luigi: Yeesh, what a dreadful painting!

Waluigi: Meh, I've seen worse.

Luigi: Hmmm, but those candles next to it might be important...

Waluigi continues to search for coins and gold, while Luigi uses his Poltergust 3000 to put out some of the candles. Waluigi is just checking the bookcase underneath the painting when Luigi puts out the last candle.

Painting: WHO put out my candles?!

Luigi and Waluigi: Yipe!

Painting: YOU TWO! Lime green and eggplant purple?

2nd Painting: Well, dark rooms around here are dangerous... Yesss...

3rd Painting: THEY love the dark...  And now THEY will get YOU! Bloo-heh!

4th Painting: Now you're in for it! Blugh-huh!

5th Painting: Just like Red and Yellow Cap before you...

1st Painting: May you wander lost in the darkness... forever! Are you AFRAID of the dark, little men? Are you? Huh? Blah-hah! Here THEY are now!

Just then, all the doors are covered in thorns and the same orange ghost appears! Waluigi runs behind Luigi.

Waluigi: Go and get him! You're the hero!

Waluigi shoves Luigi at the ghost! It creeps toward him! He's about to make a blow, until Luigi grabs his flashlight and quickly shines it at the ghost. Then, as quickly as he can, he grabs his Poltergust 3000 and sucks it up!

Luigi: That was close...

Waluigi: PAH! I could do way better then that!

Another ghost appears.

Luigi: Well, now's your chance!

Waluigi grabs his flashlight, but the ghost is too quick and knocks him down. Luigi flashes his light and sucks it up.

Waluigi: No fair! You distracted me!

Luigi: How did I...?

Waluigi: SHUT UP!

Another ghost appears.

Waluigi: Grrr! This one's mine!

Waluigi does manage to suck this one up, but not before being dragged across the room.

Waluigi: Ugh...

Luigi: You okay?

Waluigi: Wouldn't you like to know.?

The lights turn on, the thorns vanish, and a chest appears near the bookcase.

Luigi: Hey, look, a chest...

Waluigi: MINE!

Waluigi dives for the chest and opens it.

Waluigi: Oh, it's just a stupid key!

Luigi: Where does it go to?

Waluigi: It probably goes to that other door...

Luigi: I don't know why, but I have a feeling we're going to see a lot of these...
 

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