The Luigis have just made it out of the Astral Hall.
Waluigi: Boy, I thought we’d never get out of there!
Luigi: Yeah. Wow, look at this place!
Luigi and Waluigi look around the Observatory. Waluigi falls asleep standing up.
Luigi: WAKE UP!
Waluigi: Wah?
Luigi: You can’t fall asleep! What if a ghost were to pop out right this minute?
Waluigi: Then you would take care of him!
Luigi: That doesn’t mean you can sleep!
Waluigi: I know, but I’m just so bored! I’m so bored; I’m going to kick this!
Waluigi kicks the nearby drawer and a Gold Bar pops out.
Waluigi: All right! MINE!
Waluigi lunges at the gold bar while Luigi checks out the telescope in the room. Luigi looks through the telescope and sees many stars in the sky. Then he sees the moon.
Luigi: Wow. What a big moon…
Waluigi: WAAAAAH!
Luigi: Oh, what now- WAAAAAH!
A huge chunk of the room has now disappeared, and miniature, golden meteors are falling from the sky.
Waluigi: WAH! I’m afraid of-
Luigi: You know what? You’re afraid of too many things! People think I’M the crybaby scardy cat, but I’m nothing compared to you!
Waluigi quickly sucks up one of the meteors falling from the sky.
Waluigi: You’d better take that back, OR ELSE!
Luigi: Woah! Easy there, Waluigi. Don’t do anything hasty…
Waluigi: I’ll show you hasty!
Waluigi shoots the meteor at Luigi, however the meteor bounces off the wall and shoots out at the moon. With a huge explosion, the moon is completely destroyed.
Luigi: Now you’ve done it! You’ve blown up the moon! Do you realize what you’ve done?! The world will ride into utter chaos without the moon!!!
Waluigi: First of all, no, it wouldn’t. The moon’s big and stupid. And second, that’s the moon, over there.
Waluigi points to the actual moon.
Luigi: Oh. Then what was that which we just blow up?
Out in outer space, where the “moon” Waluigi blew up was…
Dr. Eggman: NOO! My Death Egg III! It’s ruined!!!
Egg Pawn: Where did you find the time to make a Death Egg III, anyway? And why here?
Dr. Eggman: You ask too many questions! As soon as we finish falling to our doom, you’re scrap metal!
Egg Pawn: Aww…
Meanwhile, back at the mansion…
Luigi: Hey, look!
A silvery path of stars has appeared out of nowhere, leading to a floating rock with two Stars on top of it.
Luigi and Waluigi: All right!
They run across the path and reach the Stars.
Luigi: These must be Mario and Wario’s Stars!
Waluigi picks up one Star and sniffs it.
Waluigi: It smells like garlic. Yep. It’s Wario’s all right!
Luigi: Okey dokey! On to the next Star!
Waluigi: What are you talking about?
Luigi: Oops. Wrong story. Let’s go and see if we can find some more “dropped items”.
Waluigi: That name still creeps me out.
Luigi: Everything creeps you out.
Waluigi: Argh!