Luigi and Waluigi are wandering though a dark hallway.
Waluigi: Where are we going?
Luigi: I dunno. Let's just keep walking.
Waluigi: You said that an hour ago. Face it, we're lost.
Luigi: Hey, look! That door's unlocked!
Waluigi: Yippee!
Waluigi runs up to a door.
Luigi: Huh? No! NOT THAT ONE!!!
The door swings open and squishes Waluigi against the wall. Yet another phoney.
Waluigi (95): Uggh...
Luigi shines the flashlight on Waluigi.
Luigi: Get up, you moron. You always pick the wrong door.
Waluigi: Oh yeah?! Well... you always pick the wrong... uh... NOSTRIL! EVERYONE knows if you pick your nose you pick the right nostril!
Luigi stares at Waluigi.
Luigi: Just open the door.
Waluigi opens the door and sees a gameroom. There is a pool table. Luigi enters, followed by Waluigi. They take a quick look around and find a floating cuestick. They stare at the wall, spotting a long, skinny shadow of a man.
Luigi: Yet another portrait ghost. Well, come on, Waluigi... Waluigi?
Luigi turns around to find Waluigi at the pool table.
Waluigi: So, uh, how good are you at pool?
Ghost: Well, years of practice. I used to be a well-known champion... until I died.
Waluigi walks over to the other side and grabs a cuestick. He places a ball on the table and knocks it into a squad of balls and they all scatter. They all fall into a net. The ghost reveals itself.
Slim: Say now, you're pretty good. Too bad I'll have to DESTROY YOU FOR NO REASON!!!
Waluigi: Yipes!
Slim takes his cuestick and homers Waluigi into Luigi.
CRASH!
Luigi: That's it, GET 'EM!
They both run at him and get thrown into a bookshelf, which falls over on them. BOOSH!
Waluigi: That guy's a soar loser.
Luigi peers over and notices the billiard balls. He whispers the plan into Waluigi's elf-like ear.
Waluigi: Oh... Good plan. Well, let's go!
They both charge at Slim, but he then shoots a ball across the room and it starts bouncing off the walls. It hits Waluigi in the face.
Waluigi (85): Arrgh! Owy! I lost a tooth.
Luigi sucks up a billiard ball and shoots it at Slim. Slim is hit, and spins around in pain.
Slim: Woah! Woah. Woah... Ugh, I'll get you!
Slim shoots 5 different balls across the room. 3 hit Waluigi.
Waluigi (75): Whoop. Make that TEETH. Blehh...
Waluigi falls down.
Luigi sucks in another ball and hits Slim again.
Slim: Arrrgh!!
This time, he shoots 8 balls acrossed the room, just as Waluigi gets up. Waluigi is hit again.
Waluigi (65): Oof! Ma teefs ah ahh gonn! (Oof! My teeth are all gone!)
Luigi sucks up one and launches it into Slim.
Slim: Dagnabbit! THAT'S IT! YOU'RE CHEATIN- Ohhh, no.
Slim's heart is revealed.
Luigi: AHA!
Waluigi: AH AH! (AHA!)
Luigi and Waluigi (after finally getting up) charge at Slim and begin to suck him up.
Slim (93): BLARGH! LEMME GO!
Waluigi: Nuh ah! (Nuh uh!)
Slim (51): What about my awards?! WHO WILL DUST THEM FROM TIME TO TIME?
Luigi: The more they're worth, the more times I throw them out the window! HA HA HA!
Slim (36): YOU MONSTERS!
Waluigi: Nife on, Weegi! (Nice one, Luigi!)
Slim: AWWW COME OOooooooonn...
Slim had been sucked up. A giant gold chest appears in the room. Waluigi looks on the shelf and finds a pair of dentiers.
Waluigi: Ah, much better! *gasp* CHEST! MINE!!!
Waluigi runs to the chest but accidentally slips on a billards ball and slides across the table.
Waluigi: ... Oh, of course.
Luigi opens the chest and money and gold fly everywhere. Waluig gets up and he and Luigi gather all the money they can.
Luigi: Woohoo!
But as Luigi is dancing, he reaches into his pocket and pulls out his wallet. He finds a mini photo album.
Waluigi: Ooh! What's in here? *flips open" Oh ho ho! What's this? Pictures of... Daisy... Grr...
Waluigi grabs a cuestick and hits Luigi in the knee with it. WA-BOOSH!
Luigi: GAH! MY LEG BENDERS!!!
Waluigi: That's
for hitting on my woman!