Luigi and Waluigi's Mansion

Started by Mario64

Area 3: Vacuum up Slim Bankshot in the Billards Room

By ducky.10

Luigi and Waluigi are wandering though a dark hallway.

Waluigi: Where are we going?

Luigi: I dunno. Let's just keep walking.

Waluigi: You said that an hour ago. Face it, we're lost.

Luigi: Hey, look! That door's unlocked!

Waluigi: Yippee!

Waluigi runs up to a door.

Luigi: Huh? No! NOT THAT ONE!!!

The door swings open and squishes Waluigi against the wall. Yet another phoney.

Waluigi (95): Uggh...

Luigi shines the flashlight on Waluigi.

Luigi: Get up, you moron. You always pick the wrong door.

Waluigi: Oh yeah?! Well... you always pick the wrong... uh... NOSTRIL! EVERYONE knows if you pick your nose you pick the right nostril!

Luigi stares at Waluigi.

Luigi: Just open the door.

Waluigi opens the door and sees a gameroom. There is a pool table. Luigi enters, followed by Waluigi. They take a quick look around and find a floating cuestick. They stare at the wall, spotting a long, skinny shadow of a man.

Luigi: Yet another portrait ghost. Well, come on, Waluigi... Waluigi?

Luigi turns around to find Waluigi at the pool table.

Waluigi: So, uh, how good are you at pool?

Ghost: Well, years of practice. I used to be a well-known champion... until I died.

Waluigi walks over to the other side and grabs a cuestick. He places a ball on the table and knocks it into a squad of balls and they all scatter. They all fall into a net. The ghost reveals itself.

Slim: Say now, you're pretty good. Too bad I'll have to DESTROY YOU FOR NO REASON!!!

Waluigi: Yipes!

Slim takes his cuestick and homers Waluigi into Luigi.

CRASH!

Luigi: That's it, GET 'EM!

They both run at him and get thrown into a bookshelf, which falls over on them. BOOSH!

Waluigi: That guy's a soar loser.

Luigi peers over and notices the billiard balls. He whispers the plan into Waluigi's elf-like ear.

Waluigi: Oh... Good plan. Well, let's go!

They both charge at Slim, but he then shoots a ball across the room and it starts bouncing off the walls. It hits Waluigi in the face.

Waluigi (85): Arrgh! Owy! I lost a tooth.

Luigi sucks up a billiard ball and shoots it at Slim. Slim is hit, and spins around in pain.

Slim: Woah! Woah. Woah... Ugh, I'll get you!

Slim shoots 5 different balls across the room. 3 hit Waluigi.

Waluigi (75): Whoop. Make that TEETH. Blehh...

Waluigi falls down.

Luigi sucks in another ball and hits Slim again.

Slim: Arrrgh!!

This time, he shoots 8 balls acrossed the room, just as Waluigi gets up. Waluigi is hit again.

Waluigi (65): Oof! Ma teefs ah ahh gonn! (Oof! My teeth are all gone!)

Luigi sucks up one and launches it into Slim.

Slim: Dagnabbit! THAT'S IT! YOU'RE CHEATIN- Ohhh, no.

Slim's heart is revealed.

Luigi: AHA!

Waluigi: AH AH! (AHA!)

Luigi and Waluigi (after finally getting up) charge at Slim and begin to suck him up.

Slim (93): BLARGH! LEMME GO!

Waluigi: Nuh ah! (Nuh uh!)

Slim (51): What about my awards?! WHO WILL DUST THEM FROM TIME TO TIME?

Luigi: The more they're worth, the more times I throw them out the window! HA HA HA!

Slim (36): YOU MONSTERS!

Waluigi: Nife on, Weegi! (Nice one, Luigi!)

Slim: AWWW COME OOooooooonn...

Slim had been sucked up. A giant gold chest appears in the room. Waluigi looks on the shelf and finds a pair of dentiers.

Waluigi: Ah, much better! *gasp* CHEST! MINE!!!

Waluigi runs to the chest but accidentally slips on a billards ball and slides across the table.

Waluigi: ... Oh, of course.

Luigi opens the chest and money and gold fly everywhere. Waluig gets up and he and Luigi gather all the money they can.

Luigi: Woohoo!

But as Luigi is dancing, he reaches into his pocket and pulls out his wallet. He finds a mini photo album.

Waluigi: Ooh! What's in here? *flips open" Oh ho ho! What's this? Pictures of... Daisy... Grr...

Waluigi grabs a cuestick and hits Luigi in the knee with it. WA-BOOSH!

Luigi: GAH! MY LEG BENDERS!!!

Waluigi: That's for hitting on my woman!
 

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