Waluigi: I was always afraid of caretakers! Wah!
Luigi (90): Yeah, I never knew that babysitters or whoever Nana was could be so painful!
Waluigi: Look! A treasure chest!
Luigi: MINE!
Waluigi freezes Luigi and easily gets the key and does the, um... Key Dance! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (I invented that phrase just now, so credit goes to me! YAY!)
Luigi: *SHATTER* (75) DIE!!!
Luigi sucks on the seat of Waluigi's pants and fires him into a wall in the same fashion used to defeat Nana.
Waluigi: WAH! I'm afraid of cartoonishly oozing down walls! *SPLAT!* (90)
Luigi: Oh, my GBH is buzzing, so I need to go there, YES! It's my chance to desert Waluigi!
Luigi runs faster than Toad from Mario Bros. 2, by some amazing feat. (HA! Almost a pun!) He makes it first to Chaunceys room to collect a 50 HP heart and then procedes into the locked room designated by the GBH, which is indeed next to Chauncey's room.
Luigi (100): Oh look! A bunkbed and an airplane mobile! This must be... MY ROOM! YAY!
Luigi has fun spinning the mobile in circles when DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNN... the twins appear!
Henry: Hi, we are-
Orville: -the twins. Henry and Orville!
Luigi: Well-
Waluigi (90): HEY THERE! HOW IN @#$% COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
Luigi: Look! Twin ghosts!
Waluigi: WAH! I'm afraid of ghosts that have been cloned!
Henry: What a-
Orville: -moron.
Meanwhile, for a pointless break of humor...
Morton: Want to hear my Speech about Speeches, Roy?
*SOCK*
Lemmy: What a-
Iggy: -moron.
Now back to our currently scheduled story...
Henry: Would you-
Orville: -like to play hide and seek?
Luigi: Sure, I think that would be-
Waluigi: SCARY! WAH!
Henry: YAY! Let's have-
Orville: -a blast! GWAHAHAHA- ehem! You'll never-
Henry: -ever, ever-
Orville: -ever, ever find us!
So after a quick discussion of rules, Luigi drags Waluigi outside the room, and then back in, where they discover five boxes strewn about the room.
Luigi: It said in Neville's library somewhere that these twins hate elements. Does that include something like pure hydrogen? HAHAHA!!! Naw, I think a blast of water should do it.
Luigi sprays one box. It doesn't move, but they hear angry grumbling from elsewhere.
Waluigi: I'm afraid of reluctantly playing games! I don't feel good...
Waluigi throws up into one of the boxes that is next to the door. Suddenly, the twins jump from their boxes, or um... they can't jump without legs... so um...
Henry: HEY! THAT IS-
Orville: -CHEATING!
Henry: HOW DARE YOU-
Orville: -TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR WEAKNESS AND SOIL ONE OF OUR BOXES?!
Henry: Let's-
Orville: -HAVE A BLAST!
Luigi: I definitely don't like the sound of that...
Waluigi: WAH! Underage driving!
The twins have mounted vehicles. Orville is on a plane, and Henry is driving a car. Orville is dropping bombs and Henry is making the floor very dangerous to one's feet.
Waluigi: MUST CONFRONT THE CAUSE OF FEAR! DIE, GHOSTS!
Waluigi starts sucking up Orville, who is dropping pearls.
Henry: HEY! Stop stealing from him! AAAAAAHHHH!!!
Luigi starts sucking up Henry. In fifteen seconds, the Luigis have successfully captured the ghosts all in one shot.
Luigi: Oh look! A chest!
Waluigi: What kind?
Luigi: It's MINE!
Waluigi: Wha- AAAHH!
Luigi runs over Waluigi and opens the chest. He finds two pairs of shoes. One pair is much larger than the other.
Waluigi: Oh, a treasure chest. How disappointing... WAIT! THE KEY!!!
Luigi: *sniff* No doubt, these are Mario's shoes. They smell like pasta for some reason.
Waluigi: Hey wait!
Waluigi grabs the largest shoes.
Waluigi: Oof, they are heavy. WAAAAHHH!!! Wario's shoes! I miss him even more.
Luigi: WAIT!!!
*FLASHBACK*
Madame Clairvoya: I'm the seer of lost possessions...
*END FLASHBACK*
Luigi: Now that we have all of these possesions, I just remembered that we should go to the fortuneteller! Maybe after she gives us insight, it will get us another key!
Waluigi: KEY?! Let's-a go!
Waluigi and Luigi make their way to
the Fortuneteller's Room for at least the second time.