Luigi and Waluigi walk into Madame Clairvoya's room and pant.
Luigi: Man, that was some tough job.
Waluigi: You said it.
They shine their lights on the crystal ball and Clairvoya appears.
Clairvoya: HORK HORK HORK!!! Ahh... how are you fellows doing?
The two look at each other.
Luigi: We have the items here.
They hand the items to the ghost and she looks at them in amazement.
Clairvoya: Ooooh... Aaaahhhh... Ooh ahh ooh ahh ooh ahh!!!
Luigi: Calm down, you're not a monkey.
Clairvoya: BOOM SHAKA LAKA BOOM!!! MYSTICAL CRYSTAL BALL!!! SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!
The whole room shakes.
Clairvoya: Hmnnnn... Mario and Wario's hats... they are telling me that your brothers are in this mansion... Mario and Wario's gloves... They are telling me that you had a strong bond...
Luigi: Are you John Edwards?
Clairvoya: HORK HORK HORK! I WAS KIDDING... Okay. Mario and Wario's letter is saying "stay away from Boos Waluigi and Luigi..."
Waluigi: I ain't stayin away from the booze.
Luigi: Shut up.
Clairvoya: And Mario's Star... ooooohhhh... Bowser is in the mansion! He is alive! That what these objects are telling me. Hmn... now that I'm done reading your items, I've always wondered what being trapped in a vacuum would be like. I WANNA BE SUCKED IN!!!
Luigi: ... Whatever... you were blonde before you died right?
They turn on there Poltergusts, though for some reason, Clairvoya resists.
Luigi: Hold still!
Waluigi: YOU'RE GIVIN ME A HERNIA!!!!
Clairvoya: NEVER!!! HORK HORK HORK!!! (96)
Luigi: WHO YA GUNNA CALL?
Waluigi: GHOST BUSTERS!!!
Clairvoya: I'VE GOT THE POWA!!! (87)
The Madame starts chucking furnature about, causing both to duck and keep holding on.
Luigi: Give up!
Clairvoya: BIIIIG GIRLS DON'T CRIEEEEE!!!!! (74)
Then she takes out a flamethrower.
Waluigi: Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
Flames shoot everywhere, just missing our heroes... If they are our heroes then we're doomed.
Clairvoya: AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!! (38)
She throws out several purple Mushrooms, which Luigi and Waluigi avoid.
Clairvoya: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!! (1)
Luigi then sucks her up. He slaps a
high-five with Waluigi and they continue up to the third floor...