Luigi and Waluigi's Mansion

Started by Mario64

Area 3: Brighten the Safari Room

By Jr. of Doom

Luigi and Waluigi go through the door after killing that weirdo, Madame What's-Her-Name.

Madame What’s-Her-Name: CLAIRVOYA!!!

Whatever! Anyway, you've died twice.

Madame What’s-Her-Name: Oh yeah.

She blows up. Anyway, Luigi and Waluigi go through to the Safari Room. Waluigi then looks around and sees lots of cool stuffed animals.

Waluigi: AHHH! I'M SCARED OF BAD DESCRIPTIONS!!!

Shut up! After Waluigi says that some Boos comes in.

Boos: Boo.

Luigi: Pathetic.

Boos: I PITY YOU, MORTALS! HAHAHAAHHA!

Luigi: O_O Ok, you do that.

The three Boos then go into the stuffed animals and possess the dead beasts. But the beasts cannot be sucked up!

Waluigi and Luigi: YAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Boos in animals: MWAHHAAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA... *cough* Oops. *cough*

One of the lions pounces on Waluigi, but Luigi whacks it round the head with his Poltergust thingy! Waluigi then kicks it and the Boo comes out. They suck it up and smile.

Luigi and Waluigi: LET'S KICK SOME BOO BUTT!

Waluigi: AHHH!!! I'M SCARED OF GOOD CATCHPHRASES!

Shut up!!! Anyway, they are unpossessed and suck up all the Boos. Woohoo! Cheers for long story shorts. :-D After that they find a key to get to a hall way. But Waluigi thinks it is chocolate and peels off the silver "wrapping". Then he eats it...

Luigi: NOOOO!!! Now how will we get to the next page?!

Waluigi: ?

Luigi: Ahem. I mean room. Ha ha... ha?

Waluigi: You’re strange.

I'll save ya! Go through this plothole!

Luigi and Waluigi: Mr. Invisible Man!

No probs. Now read on or go outside. We wouldn't suggest the second option. Peace, man. ;-D What will happen next in... LUIGI AND WALUIGI'S MANSIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN...
 

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