Luigi and Waluigi's Mansion

Started by Mario64

Area 4: Vacuum up Jarvis in the Ceramics Studio

By Super Goomba

Season 4, Episode: 12
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The Luigi cousins arrive in the Ceramics Studio.

Waluigi: I have a feeling that this is an optional ghost.

Luigi: Sssshhhh!

Waluigi: Huh? WAAAAGH!

Luigi: (quietly) I said Sssshhhh!

Waluigi: Sorry!

Jarvis: Haha! Scared ya! Heh, I've got the best jar collection in the world.

Ingo (Legend of Zelda) comes in.

Ingo: No, I've got the best jar collection!

Jarvis: No, I do!

Ingo: Me!

Jarvis: That's it! BOOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

Ingo, Luigi, and Waluigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*gasp*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH-gasp*-HHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Pretty soon, Ingo hasleft and Luigi is trying to get Waluigi to come back.

Luigi: Get back here!

Waluigi: I don't wanna!

Jarvis: You'll get money!

Waluigi zooms back in.

Waluigi: Here! Here!

Jarvis: As I was saying, I have the best jar collection in the world, and I hereby challenge to a duel! If you hit me seven times in a row you win! Go!

Luigi: Huh? Wha? How do we hit him?!

Waluigi: This! Spark!

Waluigi sucks in the spark, then hits Jarvis all seven times he comes out!

Jarvis: What the...? Why YOU!

Jarvis starts charging at the L's and throwing jars at 'em!

Luigi (90): Wha!

Waluigi: Death to money-keepers! Other than me! And some others! And I'm scared of saying that!!!

Waluigi sucks Jarvis up.

Jarvis(0): Ahh, poot!

A chest appears!

Waluigi: Ooh! A diamond! That's all I want here, you can keep the rest.

Luigi: Cool-a!
 

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