Luigi and Waluigi's Mansion

Started by Mario64

Boo-Catching Episodes: Boo in the Parlor

By Paperlemmy

Luigi and Waluigi walk into the Foyer.

Toad: Luigi! Waluigi! Big Boo!

Waluigi: Any particular reason why you're naming Mario characters?

Toad: No! There was this big Boo flying around here! Try to be extra careful!

Luigi: Yeah, we'd better get looking for those Boos like E. Gadd told us!

Luigi and Waluigi walk up the stairs and into the Parlor, which is now lit since last time. As soon as they enter the room, an orange light starts flashing on the Boo Radar on their Game Boy Horrors.

Luigi: Looks like a Boo's in here! Let's start looking.

Waluigi: There's no need! Look!

Waluigi points at a big lump under the carpet of the long table in the room.

Waluigi: Any idiot with eyes can see such an obvious hiding place! And look at my Game Boy Horror 2!

Waluigi's Boo Radar is flashing red.

Waluigi: Looks like I'm going to find and catch our first Boo! Heh heh!

Waluigi uses his Poltergust 3000 2 to vacuum up the table carpet, only to find that the lump isn't a Boo, it is a bomb!

Waluigi: Oh...

The bomb explodes, and Waluigi is blasted across the room!

Waluigi: OW!

Luigi: Are you...

Waluigi: Oh, yeah, I'm just fine! In fact, I'm peachy!

Luigi: I was going to say, are you checking your Boo Radar? It's reacting violently when you're next to that table.

Indeed, Waluigi's Boo Radar is flashing red whenever he gets close to the table on the other side of the room. Luigi checks it. No sooner than he does, a Boo pops out!

Boo: I am BamBoo, if you please.

Waluigi: BamBoo? Is that some sort of pun?

BamBoo: Of course! All Boos have puns in their names!

Waluigi: Why is that?

BamBoo: Because it's funny that way! Sheesh, don't you know anything?

Luigi: I hate to Boo-t in...

Waluigi: Oh, that was just bad!

BamBoo: He's right, that was a pretty bad pun.

Luigi: Pun this!

Luigi takes out his Poltergust 3000 and sucks BamBoo up.

BamBoo: Nooooooooooooooo...

Luigi: Ha ha!

Waluigi gets up and brushes himself off. Then E. Gadd contacts Luigi on his Game Boy Horror.

E. Gadd: Mercy! Luigi, you've already caught your first Boo!

Waluigi: I could have done that, too!

Luigi: Yeah, but you didn't.

Waluigi: Grrrr...

E. Gadd: Yes, well, anyway, I've been researching those guys...  Well, these Boos don't seem to like light much. That's for sure. They do their best to hide in and under furniture when they're stuck in a lit room. So then, I reckon, that means that turning on all the lights in the mansion is the fastest way to find all of the Boos. Wouldn't you say, youngsters?

Luigi: Makes sense.

Waluigi: Yeah, sure...

E. Gadd: Ok, now send me the Boo you caught.

Luigi: How do I do that?

E. Gadd: Simply press the B Botton on your Game Boy Horror, of course!

Waluigi: (The B probably stands for Boo. Another in-story pun. Ugh...)

E. Gadd: I have received the Boo. Be careful, you two.

The screen goes blank.

Luigi: Well, then, on to the next Boo!

Waluigi: Huh?

Luigi: Oh, well, see, when me and Mario went to Princess Peach's Castle this one time, and to Isle Delfino, we had to collect Stars and Shine Sprites. And this seems similar to that.

Waluigi: Oh, I see...

Luigi: Right, so, on to the next Boo!
 

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