Luigi and Waluigi's Mansion

Started by Mario64

Area 2: Brighten the Hidden Room

By Psycho Peter

Luigi and Waluigi are warped to the Hidden Room after being sucked into the strange mouse hole in the Butler's Room. They take a quick look around the newly discovered room and then Waluigi starts sniffing the air while Luigi stares…
 
Luigi: You're weird.
 
Waluigi: Thanks!
 
Luigi: …
 
Waluigi starts sniffing the floor while Luigi backs away slowly.
 
Waluigi: My nose never lies! There is a lot of money in this room!
 
Luigi: And how much is that "lot" you mean?
 
Waluigi approaches one of the nearby trophies and starts vacuuming it. Lots and lots of money comes out of it, making Luigi's jaw drop to the floor in a comical fashion.
 
Waluigi: This much!
 
Luigi: $_$
 
They waste no time and start vacuuming everything in the room while earning vast amounts of cash. Waluigi notices the chests in the middle of the room and goes for them.
 
Luigi: Hey! Leave one for me!
 
Waluigi: You wish, loser!
 
Waluigi opens one of the chests and an Ice Ghost pops out from it.
 
Ice Ghost: BOO!!!
 
Waluigi: AAAAH!!! That's so freaky!!!
 
Luigi: Come on! A frozen ghost can't be that bad.
 
Waluigi: I'm not talking about the stupid ghost! I just found this inside the chest!
 
Waluigi shows Wario's Underpants to Luigi.
 
Luigi: AAAAH!!! Throw that away! THROW THAT AWAY!!!
 
Waluigi: But it could give us a clue!
 
Luigi uses the remaining fire from the vacuum to burn Wario's Underpants.
 
Waluigi: You're being too dramatic…
 
Ice Ghost: I'm an Ice Ghost!
 
Luigi: Tell me some real news.
 
Ice Ghost: I'm going to eat your soul, then spit it out, then freeze it and eat it again.
 
Luigi: That's a strange way to eat someone's soul.
 
Ice Ghost: You dare to question the way I do things?! PERISH!!!
 
Waluigi: My little friend here tells me otherwise!
 
Waluigi tries to suck up the ghost, but to no avail.
 
Ice Ghost: Ha! You can't beat me without using fire, which is my weakness!
 
Luigi: Why in the world are you telling us your weakness?
 
Ice Ghost: It's a terrible habit I have!
 
Luigi: Anyway… EAT FIRE!!!
 
Luigi points his vacuum to the ghost, but nothing happens.
 
Luigi: Where's the fire?
 
Waluigi: You used it to burn that underwear, you moron!
 
Luigi: D'oh!
 
Waluigi: Thanks to you, we're done for!
 
Luigi: Not really! I still have this!
 
Luigi pulls out a bottle of Mexican Sauce from his pocket.
 
Waluigi: Mexican Sauce? Why do you carry Mexican Sauce in your pockets?
 
Luigi: …
 
Waluigi: …
 
Luigi: …
 
Waluigi: …
 
Luigi: …
 
Waluigi: Whatever! Just do something!
 
Luigi: Fine! Fine!
 
Luigi fills his Poltergust with Mexican Sauce and sprays the Ice Ghost with it.
 
Ice Ghost: NO! I'm allergic to Mexican Sauce!
 
The Ice Ghost starts inflating until he explodes.
 
Luigi: Not exactly the effect I was expecting, but I guess that works too.
 
Three more Ice Ghosts appear.
 
Ice Ghost #2: You killed our friend! Now we kill you!
 
Ice Ghosts #3 and #4: That's right!
 
Luigi: Technically, he was already dead. We didn't kill him.
 
Ice Ghost #2: We know! We just don't know a better way to say it. But we are still going to have your souls for dinner!
 
The Ice Ghosts start approaching our "heroes".
 
Waluigi: Got any ideas?
 
Luigi: Why can't you think of your own ideas?!
 
Waluigi: Because that's your role! I'm supposed to be the comic relief of this story!
 
Luigi looks around and spots a nearby flamethrower.
 
Luigi: We could use that really convenient flamethrower over there!
 
Waluigi runs and picks up the flamethrower.
 
Ice Ghost #3: Crud! I knew I shouldn't have left that thing there!
 
Waluigi points the flamethrower at the ghosts.
 
Ice Ghosts: NO!
 
Waluigi just stands there.
 
Luigi: Aren't you going to do something?!
 
Waluigi: I'm thinking if I should say some corny line that involves "fire" and "heat" before frying them.
 
Luigi: GIMME THIS!!!
 
Luigi snatches the flamethrower from Waluigi's hands and does a short job with the ghosts. He proceeds to suck them up right after. The lights turn on.
 
Waluigi: I was going to do that!
 
Luigi: Shut up and go find more money!
 
Waluigi: … Fine.
 
Luigi and Waluigi resume their money-cleaning duty. Eventually, a new chest appears from nowhere.
 
Luigi and Waluigi: Treasure!
 
The duo open the chest and collect everything inside, including Mario's Underwear, which for some reason is inside the chest along with the money.
 
Luigi: I wonder if we are actually going to start collecting those.
 
Waluigi: Don't ever mention it!
 
Luigi: If Mario and Wario are not wearing this, does this mean that they are…
 
Waluigi: Keep your bad mental images to yourself!
 
Luigi: Fine.
 
Luigi and Waluigi start walking off to the mouse hole.
 
Waluigi: That was rather easy!
 
Luigi: Don't talk like that! Things normally get worse when people do that!
 
Waluigi: Like what?
 
Zombies start appearing from the floor.
 
Zombies: BBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNSSSS!!!
 
Luigi: Like that! RUN!
 
Luigi and Waluigi run to the mouse hole and are warped out of the room.
 

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