Luigi and Waluigi
are warped to the Hidden Room after being sucked into the strange mouse
hole in the Butler's Room. They take a quick look around the newly discovered
room and then Waluigi starts sniffing the air while Luigi stares…
Luigi: You're
weird.
Waluigi: Thanks!
Luigi: …
Waluigi starts
sniffing the floor while Luigi backs away slowly.
Waluigi: My nose
never lies! There is a lot of money in this room!
Luigi: And how
much is that "lot" you mean?
Waluigi approaches
one of the nearby trophies and starts vacuuming it. Lots and lots of money
comes out of it, making Luigi's jaw drop to the floor in a comical fashion.
Waluigi: This
much!
Luigi: $_$
They waste no
time and start vacuuming everything in the room while earning vast amounts
of cash. Waluigi notices the chests in the middle of the room and goes
for them.
Luigi: Hey! Leave
one for me!
Waluigi: You
wish, loser!
Waluigi opens
one of the chests and an Ice Ghost pops out from it.
Ice Ghost: BOO!!!
Waluigi: AAAAH!!!
That's so freaky!!!
Luigi: Come on!
A frozen ghost can't be that bad.
Waluigi: I'm
not talking about the stupid ghost! I just found this inside the chest!
Waluigi shows
Wario's Underpants to Luigi.
Luigi: AAAAH!!!
Throw that away! THROW THAT AWAY!!!
Waluigi: But
it could give us a clue!
Luigi uses the
remaining fire from the vacuum to burn Wario's Underpants.
Waluigi: You're
being too dramatic…
Ice Ghost: I'm
an Ice Ghost!
Luigi: Tell me
some real news.
Ice Ghost: I'm
going to eat your soul, then spit it out, then freeze it and eat it again.
Luigi: That's
a strange way to eat someone's soul.
Ice Ghost: You
dare to question the way I do things?! PERISH!!!
Waluigi: My little
friend here tells me otherwise!
Waluigi tries
to suck up the ghost, but to no avail.
Ice Ghost: Ha!
You can't beat me without using fire, which is my weakness!
Luigi: Why in
the world are you telling us your weakness?
Ice Ghost: It's
a terrible habit I have!
Luigi: Anyway…
EAT FIRE!!!
Luigi points
his vacuum to the ghost, but nothing happens.
Luigi: Where's
the fire?
Waluigi: You
used it to burn that underwear, you moron!
Luigi: D'oh!
Waluigi: Thanks
to you, we're done for!
Luigi: Not really!
I still have this!
Luigi pulls out
a bottle of Mexican Sauce from his pocket.
Waluigi: Mexican
Sauce? Why do you carry Mexican Sauce in your pockets?
Luigi: …
Waluigi: …
Luigi: …
Waluigi: …
Luigi: …
Waluigi: Whatever!
Just do something!
Luigi: Fine!
Fine!
Luigi fills his
Poltergust with Mexican Sauce and sprays the Ice Ghost with it.
Ice Ghost: NO!
I'm allergic to Mexican Sauce!
The Ice Ghost
starts inflating until he explodes.
Luigi: Not exactly
the effect I was expecting, but I guess that works too.
Three more Ice
Ghosts appear.
Ice Ghost #2:
You killed our friend! Now we kill you!
Ice Ghosts #3
and #4: That's right!
Luigi: Technically,
he was already dead. We didn't kill him.
Ice Ghost #2:
We know! We just don't know a better way to say it. But we are still going
to have your souls for dinner!
The Ice Ghosts
start approaching our "heroes".
Waluigi: Got
any ideas?
Luigi: Why can't
you think of your own ideas?!
Waluigi: Because
that's your role! I'm supposed to be the comic relief of this story!
Luigi looks around
and spots a nearby flamethrower.
Luigi: We could
use that really convenient flamethrower over there!
Waluigi runs
and picks up the flamethrower.
Ice Ghost #3:
Crud! I knew I shouldn't have left that thing there!
Waluigi points
the flamethrower at the ghosts.
Ice Ghosts: NO!
Waluigi just
stands there.
Luigi: Aren't
you going to do something?!
Waluigi: I'm
thinking if I should say some corny line that involves "fire" and "heat"
before frying them.
Luigi: GIMME
THIS!!!
Luigi snatches
the flamethrower from Waluigi's hands and does a short job with the ghosts.
He proceeds to suck them up right after. The lights turn on.
Waluigi: I was
going to do that!
Luigi: Shut up
and go find more money!
Waluigi: … Fine.
Luigi and Waluigi
resume their money-cleaning duty. Eventually, a new chest appears from
nowhere.
Luigi and Waluigi:
Treasure!
The duo open
the chest and collect everything inside, including Mario's Underwear, which
for some reason is inside the chest along with the money.
Luigi: I wonder
if we are actually going to start collecting those.
Waluigi: Don't
ever mention it!
Luigi: If Mario
and Wario are not wearing this, does this mean that they are…
Waluigi: Keep
your bad mental images to yourself!
Luigi: Fine.
Luigi and Waluigi
start walking off to the mouse hole.
Waluigi: That
was rather easy!
Luigi: Don't
talk like that! Things normally get worse when people do that!
Waluigi: Like
what?
Zombies start
appearing from the floor.
Zombies: BBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNSSSS!!!
Luigi: Like that!
RUN!
Luigi and Waluigi
run to the mouse hole and are warped out of the room.