Our not-so-very brave heroes have just-
Waluigi: Whaddya mean by "not-so-very"?
Well, you guys are afraid of your own shadows.
Waluigi: Not true!
Waluigi's shadow proceeds to beat up his owner.
Luigi: You'll need some therapy after this.
Luigi picks up the fallen Waluigi by his hand and goes to the Astral Hall while dragging his "friend" like a rag doll on the floor.
Waluigi: This is humiliating!
A Bowling Ghost hits Waluigi in the face with a bowling ball.
Waluigi: Why is it me who always gets hurt in this story?!
Luigi: Because I'm handsome and you aren't.
Waluigi: >_>
They finally reach the Astral Hall. They find some candles and furniture, but nothing more interesting.
Luigi: I don't see anything out of the ordinary here.
King Dedede comes out of nowhere and smacks Waluigi with his hammer.
Luigi: I guess I spoke too early...
King Dedede jumps on Waluigi and flies away while laughing maniacally.
Waluigi: That was a pathetic attempt to make this chapter longer!
Luigi: Shut up and go through that door over there!
Waluigi: I don't take orders from anyone!
Waluigi's shadow picks up and tosses his owner on the floor.
Waluigi: Fine! Fine! FINE!!! I'll do it!
Waluigi opens the door and enters the new room. Luigi then hears someone opening the entrance door of the Astral Hall.
Waluigi: How did you get here so fast? And why is the room so similar to the previous one?
Luigi: 0_0
Waluigi: ...
Luigi opens the door and enters. He somehow warps back to the entrance of the Astral Hall.
Waluigi: What the...?!
Luigi opens the entrance door and finds the Hall they came from.
Luigi: I don't understand!
Waluigi: I'll try again!
Waluigi enters and warps back to the entrance. He repeats this 35 more times while the music from the "Endless Stairs" from SM64 plays. He eventually gives up.
Luigi: What's up with this room?!
Waluigi: Maybe *pant* there's a *pant* secret passage *pant* somewhere...
Luigi: Secret passage?
Waluigi: Yeah, like in the *pant* movies! Those *pant* kind of places *pant* have some sort of *pant* secret button that opens *pant* a secret door!
Luigi: Well, we have nothing better to do. Let's search for one.
Luigi and Waluigi spend some time searching for anything unusual. Luigi finds a pair of Mario's smelly socks and Waluigi gets in another fight with his shadow.
Luigi: Did you find something?
Waluigi: (while beating up his shadow) Aside from courage to fight back against my shadow, I found nothing.
Luigi: Curses! We're never gonna get anywhere this way!
Waluigi: It's way too dark to search well here. Couldn't you turn on the lights?
Luigi: I tried! It didn't work.
Waluigi: What if we light those candles?
Waluigi adjusts his Poltergust to release fire and lights the candles. The fire on the candles starts glowing purple.
Luigi and Waluigi: Cool!
The doors are locked and ghosts appear everywhere.
Luigi and Waluigi: Not cool!
The ghosts start attacking.
Luigi and Waluigi: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Luigi flashes the ghosts before they get him. He proceeds to vacuum them up one by one while Waluigi stays in the corner doing nothing.
Luigi: Oh yeah! I'm the number one!
Waluigi: I could've done it better.
Waluigi's shadow jumps on Waluigi and starts pummeling him.
Waluigi: You don't give up, do you?!
Luigi: Uh, I'm going ahead. I'll wait for you in the next room.
Waluigi: (while tossing his shadow in
the wall) All right!