Luigi and Waluigi's Mansion

Started by Mario64

Area 4: Vacuum up Uncle Grimmly in the Wardrobe Room

By Psycho Pebble

Luigi and Waluigi are seen running away from an angry mob of ghosts in one of the Mansion's halls.
 
Waluigi: We've been *pant* searching for this *pant* Uncle Gremlin for a long time already *pant* and we still have no clue *pant* about where this guy might be!
 
Luigi (while holding some kind of list): First of all, it's Grimmly, not Gremlin. Second, according to my list, there's still one more room with a mirror left to revisit, which is the Wardrobe Room! Let's go!
 
Waluigi: How do you manage *pant* to run and speak *pant* at the same time *pant* without gasping for air?
 
Luigi: A good diet of fresh vegetables and daily exercises can make wonders.
 
Waluigi: Really?! The only *pant* thing I get *pant* from those things are *pant* gases.
 
Luigi stares at Waluigi with a disgusted look on his face and tries to distance himself a bit from his partner while running.
 
Waluigi: Anyway, how are *pant* we going to *pant* get rid of those *pant* ghosts?
 
Luigi: Why don't you think of something for a change?
 
Waluigi: Because *pant* thinking also *pant* gives me gases!
 
Luigi: What else gives you gases?!
 
Waluigi: Do you *pant* really want to *pant* know?
 
Luigi: On second thought...
 
The ghosts start getting closer.
 
Waluigi: The ghosts are starting to get closer!
 
I've already said that.
 
Waluigi: Shut up!
 
Luigi: Shut up both of you! I'm trying to think here!
 
Luigi thinks for a moment and pulls out a pair of socks from one of his pockets.
 
Waluigi: What are you going to do with your brother's socks?
 
Luigi leaves the socks behind in the hall. The ghosts suddenly stop.
 
Ghost #1: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Smelly socks! RUN AWAY!!!
 
Ghost #2: We can't run! We don't have legs!
 
Ghost #1: WHATEVER!!! Let's just get out of here!
 
The ghosts vanish from sight.
 
Waluigi: Could someone explain what just happened?!
 
Luigi: I don't think you would understand it at all. Let's just head to the Wardrobe Room.
 
Waluigi: Whatever you say...
 
Luigi and Waluigi take the path to the Wardrobe Room while fighting hordes of ghosts. Luigi vacuums up every single one of them while Waluigi spends most of his time running around like a moron or crying in the corner for his mommy. They eventually reach the Wardrobe Room and immediately find a rather old-looking ghost looking at himself on the mirror.
 
Waluigi: You must be Uncle Gremlin!
 
Uncle Gremlin: Who are you calling a gremlin?! My name is Grimmly!
 
Luigi: Let's get to business already! I am Luigi and I've come here to catch you with this upgraded vacuum and turn you into a portrait just like the rest of your family!
 
Uncle Grimmly: The rest of my family?! That means that I don't need to buy Christmas presents anymore! Thanks!
 
Waluigi: I hope you enjoy your new life hanging on a wall.
 
Uncle Grimmly: I'm afraid that it won't be that easy...
 
Uncle Grimmly lifts his arms.
 
Uncle Grimmly: Boo!
 
Luigi: ...
 
Waluigi: ...
 
Uncle Grimmly: ...
 
Luigi: ...
 
Waluigi: ...
 
Uncle Grimmly: Aren't you guys scared?
 
Luigi: Was that supposed to be scary?
 
Waluigi: I've seen scarier things in my toilet!
 
Luigi: Really?!
 
Waluigi: When you live with someone like Wario, you see a lot of things... and none of them are actually pleasant.
 
Luigi makes a disgusted face again. Uncle Grimmly tries to scare them again the same way as before.
 
Luigi: Is that the best you can do?
 
Uncle Grimmly: Please, give me another chance!
 
Uncle Grimmly does the same thing he did the last two times.
 
Luigi: This is actually quite funny.
 
Waluigi: Oh yeah! A ghost that doesn't know how to scare is pretty pathetic! Heheh...
 
Uncle Grimmly: I'll try again!
 
Uncle Grimmly does, yet again, the same thing he did the last three times. Luigi, however, notices his heart this time and quickly points his flashlight towards Uncle Grimmly. Luigi then starts vacuuming him.
 
Uncle Grimmly (90): NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH MEEEEE?!
 
Luigi: What's wrong with you?! Just look at yourself! You're so lame that you don't even scare mice!
 
Some Ghost Mice appear and point at Uncle Grimmly while laughing.
 
Luigi: See?!
 
Uncle Grimmly starts dropping pearls in the floor.
 
Uncle Grimmly (70): NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THE PEARLS THAT I STOLE FROM NEVILLE!!!
 
Neville (in his portrait form at E. Gadd's Lab): I KNEW IT!!!
 
Waluigi starts collecting the precious stones.
 
Uncle Grimmly (50): NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! KEEP YOUR DIRTY HANDS AWAY FROM MY PEARLS!!!
 
Uncle Grimmly tosses a Poison Mushroom at Waluigi.
 
Waluigi: AAAAAHHHHH!!!
 
Waluigi shrinks and is accidentally squashed by Luigi's foot.
 
Luigi: Sorry!
 
Uncle Grimmly (20): NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU'VE ALMOST CAUGHT ME!!!
 
Luigi: Would you stop yelling "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" already? You're not Darth Vader!
 
Darth Vader: That's right! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 
Darth Vader implodes.
 
Luigi: ...
 
Uncle Grimmly (0): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 
Uncle Grimmly gets vacuumed.
 
Luigi: Piece of cake!
 
A chest appears. Luigi goes to the chest and opens it to find another key. Waluigi changes back to his normal size and wakes up.
 
Waluigi: What happened?!
 
Luigi: I caught the ghost and got the key to the Breaker Room!
 
Waluigi: Great! Let's hurry up and light up the mansion again.
 
Luigi: Oh yeah!
 
Luigi and Waluigi leave the Wardrobe Room.
 

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