Luigi and Waluigi are walking through a hall on the first floor- Hey! Weren't you guys supposed to be heading to the Cellar right now?!
Luigi: The big baby here needs to go to the Washroom and do his "stuff".
Waluigi: I'm not a big baby!
The lights suddenly go out.
Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
The lights come back.
Waluigi: ...
Luigi: ...
Waluigi: I'll give you twenty bucks if you keep your mouth shut about this!
Luigi: Deal!
They arrive at the Washroom and Waluigi does his "stuff" before leaving.
Waluigi: Dang! I'm afraid this place needs your services urgently!
Luigi: ... You stink... *sniff* In both ways...
Waluigi: Thanks! Heheh...
After some "dirty" work, the Luigis finally head to- What are you guys doing in the Kitchen?!
Waluigi: (eating some dog food) Having a *munch* snack! What *munch* else? We were *munch* starving!
Luigi: (eating an apple) You don't *munch* expect us to *munch* continue with our *munch* stomachs empty, do *munch* you?
I guess...
Luigi: Why *munch* are you eating *munch* that dog food?
Waluigi: Dog *munch* food?! Wario has been *munch* feeding me *munch* dog food all this *munch* time?!
Luigi: ...
After some snacks and pukes, the Luigis are now ready to- Why are you guys in the Billiards Room?! We have a story to continue!
Luigi: I think we deserve some fun after all the things we went through.
Ugh...
Waluigi: Watch this!
Waluigi manages to pocket all the balls in the Break Shot (i.e, he wins on the first shot).
Luigi: I gotta admit, you're quite an amazing cheater!
Waluigi: I know!
Luigi: Let's play again!
A piece of the ceiling falls on both Luigis.
Luigi: (X_X) After we check the Cellars, of course!
Waluigi: (X_X) Sounds good to me!
They head to and arrive in the Cellar. Luigi unlocks the door with the key he found in the Breaker Room, and-
Waluigi: I need to go to the Washroom again!
Another piece of the ceiling falls on Waluigi.
Waluigi: (X_X) Never mind...
They go through the door and find a dusty room filled with stuff.
Luigi: What a mess!
Waluigi: Meh! You still haven't seen Wario's room.
Luigi: Is it that bad?
Waluigi: My cat has been lost in there for two years and I still haven’t found him! I miss my cat...
Luigi: ...
They decide to examine some nearby stuff for cash. Waluigi finds a bottle of wine.
Waluigi: Yummy!
Luigi hits Waluigi's head with a trophy.
Luigi: Don't even think about it! This is a family friendly story! We don't want to give the wrong message to the readers!
Waluigi: Just like you did by hitting my head with a hard object, Mr. "Violence is Awesome"?!
Luigi: ...
Waluigi: ...
Luigi: ...
Waluigi: ...
Luigi hits Waluigi's head again.
Luigi: Just keep searching for more money!
Waluigi: (X_X) Understood!
Waluigi does what Luigi just said and finds a Money Ghost in a pile of stuff next to the door.
Money Ghost: I won't get caught! I WON'T!!!
The Money Ghost gets caught and lots of cash comes out of it.
Money Ghost: (Insert profanity here)!
Waluigi: CASH!!!
Waluigi tries to pick up all the goods on the floor. Luigi tries to pick up a coin himself, but Waluigi almost bites his arm off.
Waluigi: Woof! Woof! Grrr...
Luigi: I get it! Sheesh...
Luigi leaves Waluigi behind and tries to proceed further, but is stopped by some piles of dust.
Luigi: How do I get past those things?
Poltergust 3000: Use me, idiot!
Luigi: (O.O) This thing can talk?!
Poltergust 3000: No, I can't!
Luigi: ...
Luigi uses his Poltergust 3000 to vacuum up the dust on the way.
Luigi: Why didn't I think of this before?
Poltergust 3000: Because you have no brains!
Luigi: ...
Luigi keeps cleaning the path of the dust piles. He notices a barrel and decides to investigate it for some money, but finds a Purple Puncher.
Luigi: WAH! A Pink Puncher!
Purple Puncher: It's Purple Puncher! PURPLE!!!
Luigi: Looks like pink to me...
Purple Puncher: Why you...!
The Purple Puncher tries to punch Luigi, but gets caught instead. Waluigi comes.
Waluigi: What did I miss?
Luigi: I just caught another ghost.
Waluigi: Whatever! I'll just search for more money.
Waluigi examines a nearby shelf and finds some money.
Waluigi: Sweet!
A trophy falls on Waluigi's head.
Waluigi: Ow!
A second one falls...
Waluigi: Ow!
A third one falls...
Waluigi: Ow!
A fourth one falls...
Waluigi: Ow!
A fifth one falls... Waluigi steps aside, though.
Waluigi: Ha!
Waluigi trips on a dust pile.
Waluigi: WAH! *Thump*
Another piece of the ceiling falls on him.
Waluigi: (X_X) $#%@!!!
Waluigi lifts himself up and accidentally steps on a pad in the corner.
Waluigi: Woah!
Waluigi is now standing on the ceiling.
Luigi: How is the weather up there?
Waluigi: ... Shut up!
Luigi: At least nothing can fall on you now.
Waluigi: Hey! You're right!
No, he isn't! A piece of the floor illogically falls up on Waluigi.
Luigi: O_O
Waluigi: X_X
Luigi: ... Let's just keep going.
They proceed through the room, Luigi vacuuming dust on the floor and Waluigi walking on the ceiling. They find another barrel on the way.
Waluigi: Is there money inside that?
Luigi: Lemme see...
Another Purple Puncher comes out.
Purple Puncher: Hi!
Luigi: ... Hi!
Waluigi: ... H-Hi!
Purple Puncher: Die!
Luigi and Waluigi: Yikes!
Waluigi points his flashlight towards the ghost and Luigi catches it with his vacuum. The lights turn on and a chest appears next to Luigi. He opens it and finds another key.
Luigi: I'm starting to get sick of those things.
Waluigi: And I'm starting to get sick from standing up here! I wanna get down!
Luigi: Try jumping!
Waluigi does so and falls headfirst on the floor.
Luigi: Maybe that wasn't a very good idea...
Waluigi: (X_X) ... Yeah...
Luigi and Waluigi leave the room.