Luigi and Waluigi's Mansion

Started by Mario64

Area 4: Brighten the Cellar

By Psycho Pebble

Luigi and Waluigi are walking through a hall on the first floor- Hey! Weren't you guys supposed to be heading to the Cellar right now?!

Luigi: The big baby here needs to go to the Washroom and do his "stuff".

Waluigi: I'm not a big baby!

The lights suddenly go out.

Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

The lights come back.

Waluigi: ...

Luigi: ...

Waluigi: I'll give you twenty bucks if you keep your mouth shut about this!

Luigi: Deal!

They arrive at the Washroom and Waluigi does his "stuff" before leaving.

Waluigi: Dang! I'm afraid this place needs your services urgently!

Luigi: ... You stink... *sniff* In both ways...

Waluigi: Thanks! Heheh...

After some "dirty" work, the Luigis finally head to- What are you guys doing in the Kitchen?!

Waluigi: (eating some dog food) Having a *munch* snack! What *munch* else? We were *munch* starving!

Luigi: (eating an apple) You don't *munch* expect us to *munch* continue with our *munch* stomachs empty, do *munch* you?

I guess...

Luigi: Why *munch* are you eating *munch* that dog food?

Waluigi: Dog *munch* food?! Wario has been *munch* feeding me *munch* dog food all this *munch* time?!

Luigi: ...

After some snacks and pukes, the Luigis are now ready to- Why are you guys in the Billiards Room?! We have a story to continue!

Luigi: I think we deserve some fun after all the things we went through.

Ugh...

Waluigi: Watch this!

Waluigi manages to pocket all the balls in the Break Shot (i.e, he wins on the first shot).

Luigi: I gotta admit, you're quite an amazing cheater!

Waluigi: I know!

Luigi: Let's play again!

A piece of the ceiling falls on both Luigis.

Luigi: (X_X) After we check the Cellars, of course!

Waluigi: (X_X) Sounds good to me!

They head to and arrive in the Cellar. Luigi unlocks the door with the key he found in the Breaker Room, and-

Waluigi: I need to go to the Washroom again!

Another piece of the ceiling falls on Waluigi.

Waluigi: (X_X) Never mind...

They go through the door and find a dusty room filled with stuff.

Luigi: What a mess!

Waluigi: Meh! You still haven't seen Wario's room.

Luigi: Is it that bad?

Waluigi: My cat has been lost in there for two years and I still haven’t found him! I miss my cat...

Luigi: ...

They decide to examine some nearby stuff for cash. Waluigi finds a bottle of wine.

Waluigi: Yummy!

Luigi hits Waluigi's head with a trophy.

Luigi: Don't even think about it! This is a family friendly story! We don't want to give the wrong message to the readers!

Waluigi: Just like you did by hitting my head with a hard object, Mr. "Violence is Awesome"?!

Luigi: ...

Waluigi: ...

Luigi: ...

Waluigi: ...

Luigi hits Waluigi's head again.

Luigi: Just keep searching for more money!

Waluigi: (X_X) Understood!

Waluigi does what Luigi just said and finds a Money Ghost in a pile of stuff next to the door.

Money Ghost: I won't get caught! I WON'T!!!

The Money Ghost gets caught and lots of cash comes out of it.

Money Ghost: (Insert profanity here)!

Waluigi: CASH!!!

Waluigi tries to pick up all the goods on the floor. Luigi tries to pick up a coin himself, but Waluigi almost bites his arm off.

Waluigi: Woof! Woof! Grrr...

Luigi: I get it! Sheesh...

Luigi leaves Waluigi behind and tries to proceed further, but is stopped by some piles of dust.

Luigi: How do I get past those things?

Poltergust 3000: Use me, idiot!

Luigi: (O.O) This thing can talk?!

Poltergust 3000: No, I can't!

Luigi: ...

Luigi uses his Poltergust 3000 to vacuum up the dust on the way.

Luigi: Why didn't I think of this before?

Poltergust 3000: Because you have no brains!

Luigi: ...

Luigi keeps cleaning the path of the dust piles. He notices a barrel and decides to investigate it for some money, but finds a Purple Puncher.

Luigi: WAH! A Pink Puncher!

Purple Puncher: It's Purple Puncher! PURPLE!!!

Luigi: Looks like pink to me...

Purple Puncher: Why you...!

The Purple Puncher tries to punch Luigi, but gets caught instead. Waluigi comes.

Waluigi: What did I miss?

Luigi: I just caught another ghost.

Waluigi: Whatever! I'll just search for more money.

Waluigi examines a nearby shelf and finds some money.

Waluigi: Sweet!

A trophy falls on Waluigi's head.

Waluigi: Ow!

A second one falls...

Waluigi: Ow!

A third one falls...

Waluigi: Ow!

A fourth one falls...

Waluigi: Ow!

A fifth one falls... Waluigi steps aside, though.

Waluigi: Ha!

Waluigi trips on a dust pile.

Waluigi: WAH! *Thump*

Another piece of the ceiling falls on him.

Waluigi: (X_X) $#%@!!!

Waluigi lifts himself up and accidentally steps on a pad in the corner.

Waluigi: Woah!

Waluigi is now standing on the ceiling.

Luigi: How is the weather up there?

Waluigi: ... Shut up!

Luigi: At least nothing can fall on you now.

Waluigi: Hey! You're right!

No, he isn't! A piece of the floor illogically falls up on Waluigi.

Luigi: O_O

Waluigi: X_X

Luigi: ... Let's just keep going.

They proceed through the room, Luigi vacuuming dust on the floor and Waluigi walking on the ceiling. They find another barrel on the way.

Waluigi: Is there money inside that?

Luigi: Lemme see...

Another Purple Puncher comes out.

Purple Puncher: Hi!

Luigi: ... Hi!

Waluigi: ... H-Hi!

Purple Puncher: Die!

Luigi and Waluigi: Yikes!

Waluigi points his flashlight towards the ghost and Luigi catches it with his vacuum. The lights turn on and a chest appears next to Luigi. He opens it and finds another key.

Luigi: I'm starting to get sick of those things.

Waluigi: And I'm starting to get sick from standing up here! I wanna get down!

Luigi: Try jumping!

Waluigi does so and falls headfirst on the floor.

Luigi: Maybe that wasn't a very good idea...

Waluigi: (X_X) ... Yeah...

Luigi and Waluigi leave the room.
 

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