The -uigis have just finished brightening the Roof and have fallen down the chimney.
-uigis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
They land on the floor of the Sealed Room.
Waluigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Luigi: You do realize we've stopped falling now, right?
Waluigi: WAIT! I smell... money...
Luigi: Well, no duh, just look-a at this place-a!
Waluigi: No... POTENTIAL money-a...
Luigi: You mean like a gold-a mouse?
Waluigi: Yes...
Luigi: Well, it's not like we can leave and come back; the door is sealed shut.
Waluigi: There is-a a mirror.
Luigi: Oh, great...
And so, the -uigis continuously warp out and re-enter the room, hoping to find a Golden Mouse.
Luigi: Let's-a just face facts; there is-
Waluigi: There it is-a!!!
Luigi: GET IT!!!
They begin to chase after it, eventually they grab it. Money goes flying.
Both: Hooray-a!
They divide the money.
Waluigi: But wait! I smell more potential money...
Luigi: Money Ghost?
Waluigi: Yep-a.
Luigi: I'll look for him, you get money from chests-a.
Wlauigi: Sure.
Luigi then opens a chest near the bottom-right of the room. The Money Ghost appears, but escapes.
Luigi: Drat!
Luigi then begins to chase after the ghost. Seeing it’s about to vanish, he dives for it, but overshoots, knocking both to the ground.
Both: Oof!
Luigi: Jeez, you're a speedy spirit.
Money Ghost: Ack! How did you figure my true name was "Seedy Spirit"?
Luigi, seeing him caught off-guard, sucks him up.
Luigi: By the way, I said "Speedy", not "Seedy".
Seedy Spirit: *bleep*!
Luigi collects the ghost’s money. Meanwhile, Waluigi has been opening chests and collecting money. There is only one chest left.
Waluigi: Oh, what's-a in here?
He opens the chest. All of a sudden, he is surrounded by a Gold Ghost, a Purple Puncher, a Blue Twirler, and a Purple Bomber.
Waluigi: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! MAAAAAAAAMAAAAAA!!!
Then the focus turns to Luigi and you, the reader, begin to stare at him intently.
Luigi: If you even think of asking me to make a "Mama Luigi" reference, I am going to kill you.
Waluigi, meanwhile, has begun sucking up the Gold Ghost.
Gold Ghost (5): Grr!
Purple Puncher: Take that!
Waluigi (90): Oof!
Both escape, then Luigi begins to suck up the Blue Twirler.
Blue Twirler (20): RRG!
Waluigi: Took ya long enough!
Luigi: I'm here now, right-a?
Purple Bomber: BOOM!!!
Luigi (90): ACK!
Waluigi: Oh ya?
Purple Bomber (0): Why must my health be low?
The Gold Ghost and the Purple Puncher then reappear. The -uigis suck them up.
Ghosts (0): That was short...
Blue Twirler: SLAM!!!
-uigis (80): ACK!
The -uigi's then begin to suck up the Blue Twirler simultaneously. In the end, he winds up split in two as both halves go to different Poltergusts.
Blue Twirler (0): OH DEAR DAD!!!
With the ghosts defeated, the room lights up.
Luigi: Now, on to the Sitting-a Room!
Waluigi: Right-a!
They then transport back
to the Foyer. Luigi gets a big heart from Chauncy's Cupboard while Waluigi
gets hearts from vases. Then, they both head for the Sitting Room.