Luigi and Waluigi's Mansion

Started by Mario64

Area 4: Brighten the Sealed Room

By Super Goomba

The -uigis have just finished brightening the Roof and have fallen down the chimney.

-uigis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

They land on the floor of the Sealed Room.

Waluigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Luigi: You do realize we've stopped falling now, right?

Waluigi: WAIT! I smell... money...

Luigi: Well, no duh, just look-a at this place-a!

Waluigi: No... POTENTIAL money-a...

Luigi: You mean like a gold-a mouse?

Waluigi: Yes...

Luigi: Well, it's not like we can leave and come back; the door is sealed shut.

Waluigi: There is-a a mirror.

Luigi: Oh, great...

And so, the -uigis continuously warp out and re-enter the room, hoping to find a Golden Mouse.

Luigi: Let's-a just face facts; there is-

Waluigi: There it is-a!!!

Luigi: GET IT!!!

They begin to chase after it, eventually they grab it. Money goes flying.

Both: Hooray-a!

They divide the money.

Waluigi: But wait! I smell more potential money...

Luigi: Money Ghost?

Waluigi: Yep-a.

Luigi: I'll look for him, you get money from chests-a.

Wlauigi: Sure.

Luigi then opens a chest near the bottom-right of the room. The Money Ghost appears, but escapes.

Luigi: Drat!

Luigi then begins to chase after the ghost. Seeing it’s about to vanish, he dives for it, but overshoots, knocking both to the ground.

Both: Oof!

Luigi: Jeez, you're a speedy spirit.

Money Ghost: Ack! How did you figure my true name was "Seedy Spirit"?

Luigi, seeing him caught off-guard, sucks him up.

Luigi: By the way, I said "Speedy", not "Seedy".

Seedy Spirit: *bleep*!

Luigi collects the ghost’s money. Meanwhile, Waluigi has been opening chests and collecting money. There is only one chest left.

Waluigi: Oh, what's-a in here?

He opens the chest. All of a sudden, he is surrounded by a Gold Ghost, a Purple Puncher, a Blue Twirler, and a Purple Bomber.

Waluigi: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!  MAAAAAAAAMAAAAAA!!!

Then the focus turns to Luigi and you, the reader, begin to stare at him intently.

Luigi: If you even think of asking me to make a "Mama Luigi" reference, I am going to kill you.

Waluigi, meanwhile, has begun sucking up the Gold Ghost.

Gold Ghost (5): Grr!

Purple Puncher: Take that!

Waluigi (90): Oof!

Both escape, then Luigi begins to suck up the Blue Twirler.

Blue Twirler (20): RRG!

Waluigi: Took ya long enough!

Luigi: I'm here now, right-a?

Purple Bomber: BOOM!!!

Luigi (90):  ACK!

Waluigi: Oh ya?

Purple Bomber (0): Why must my health be low?

The Gold Ghost and the Purple Puncher then reappear. The -uigis suck them up.

Ghosts (0): That was short...

Blue Twirler: SLAM!!!

-uigis (80): ACK!

The -uigi's then begin to suck up the Blue Twirler simultaneously. In the end, he winds up split in two as both halves go to different Poltergusts.

Blue Twirler (0): OH DEAR DAD!!!

With the ghosts defeated, the room lights up.

Luigi: Now, on to the Sitting-a Room!

Waluigi: Right-a!

They then transport back to the Foyer. Luigi gets a big heart from Chauncy's Cupboard while Waluigi gets hearts from vases. Then, they both head for the Sitting Room.
 

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